Well I was going to add the revised version of chapter 4 to my story Alcohol, but my dad made me loose it, so I'm trying to recover it. So then I decided to update this story, so enjoy!

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"All right Hidan, Kisame, we've got Tobi, Pein and Sasori back on our side, try to get Kakuzu and Itachi to snap out of it!"

Konan called from her spot on the ground, sitting up as Pein licked her wounds. Zetsu watched as Tobi and Sasori turned their attention to their two friends. Itachi and Kakuzu seemed to notice that it was only them and Kabuto and gave growl-barks. Hidan swung his scythe at Kakuzu who jumps out of the way, snapping at the scythe after as Hidan pulled his weapon away with Kakuzu clamped down on it. As the dog was pulled closer, Hidan slammed his foot into the dogs' face who yelped, jumping away as Itachi jumped right over Kakuzu, biting Hidans left arm.

"Oh come on f*ck it, why am I always bitten!?"

Hidan roared angrily as he tried to shake Itachi off. Hidan pulled his arm out of Itachis' jaws and revolted with an attempt at punching the dog, but had his attack being avoided. Hidan growled as he avoided an attack from Kakuzu who was hit by Kisames' Samehada. The dog yelped in pain before jumping back, licking the large wound for a few seconds before returning his attention to his enemies. Deidara held Sasori back when his small partner tried to charge at Itachi, Kakuzu and Kabuto.

"I'm sorry Danna, you'll get hurt really bad un."

Deidara mumbled to the small dog who whimpered in anticipation. Konan let Pein run to the scene though since he was a bigger dog. Pein snarled as he ran up to his opponents who gave loud, sharp, short barks of surprise before jumping out of the way. Pein chased Kabuto who ran away, but not in fear. As Pein was about to corner the wolf, Kabuto gave a grunt/growl as he jumped up onto the wall, running straight up it with blue pentagon like shapes appearing and fading where Kabutos' paws once were added with a strange noise echoing upon contact with the wall. Pein stopped at the foot of the wall, releasing a bark that seemed forced as Kabuto looked back at Pein and Konan could swear that she saw a smirk playing on the wolfs mouth.

"Stupid dog!"

Hidan yelled in frustration as he swung angrily at Kakuzu who gave a rising bark of amusement, making Hidan growl in frustration.

"Dog, I f*ckn' hate you."

Hidan seethed as he seemed to give up, giving a fake opening as Kakuzu lunged at him. Laughing at the obliviousness of a dog brain, Hidan swung his scythe, creating a huge gash in the side of Kakuzus' body. Kakuzu gave a dog scream, falling to the side and not getting up. The human half of the Akatsuki watched to see if the dog would get up. Hidan scowled when Kakuzu slowly stood up, body stitching itself together.

Kabuto looked down at Pein as he continued to bark at the wolf who was now on the ceiling and completely upside down. Pein stopped barking and crouched down, tail horizontally straight out, pointing away from him and lips curled, exposing all teeth, gums and wrinkling above his nose.

"Does he really think that he can jump all the way up to the ceiling?"

Zetsus' white side asked skeptically as Konan shrugged. Pein gave an explosive growl-bark before giving a mighty jump and in an unrealistic like way, made it all the way to the ceiling, snapping at Kabutos' ear and pulling him down, making the wolf yelp in pain. Konan and Zetsu stared at the scene dumbfounded. Pein twisted around, making Kabuto face the oncoming ground.

"Wow, he's smart even in dog form."

Zetsus' black side stated in shock as Konan sent him a soft glare. Pein and Kabuto collided with the ground, whipping up dust and dirt. Konan and Zetsu covered their eyes from the oncoming hazards.

Kisame was engaged in a stare down with Itachi who, in dog form, was completely oblivious to the fact that he could take the shark-nin down just by activating the Sharingan, but the dog never knew. When the sound of Pein and Kabuto colliding with the ground, Itachis' attention was pulled from Kisame and that was when Kisame attacked, kicking Itachi in the side, making him give out a loud, sharp, short bark of surprise as he flew to the side, rolling before jumping up onto his paws and skidding slightly.

"Aw come on Itachi-san, at least try."

Kisame half taunted as Itachis' human personality seemed to surface slightly as he narrowed his eyes in an un dog like way. Kisame smirked at that.

"I see that you're getting your human personality back eh?"

Kisame continued as Itachi narrowed his eyes further and turning away slightly, but Kisame took it as a trap and didn't move. Itachi stayed in that position, eyes still narrowed at his partner.

Hidan looked over when Pein and Kabuto hit the ground, giving Kakuzu an opening and he jumped at Hidan, biting his arm.

"ARGH, STOP BITING ME YOU D*MN DOG!"

Hidan screamed as he smashed his fist into his partners' doggish head. Kakuzu gave a low growl as he let go, not wanting to take any more blows at the moment. Hidan charged at Kakuzu who jumped out of the way, just like Hidan expected as he quickly swung his scythe sideways and making another gash in Kakuzu, eventually having it being stitched back together. Hidan sighed and this time, actually gave up.

"I'm done with you f*cker, go fight someone else."

Hidan sighed, walking over to Konan and Zetsu. Kakuzu seemed confused by this and trotted up to his partner, with a slight tail wag, ears pricked added with a confused bark. Hidan looked down at the dog, seeing the kindness and confusion in Kakuzus' eyes. Hidan gave a smirk and jogged up to Konan with Kakuzu by his side.

"I've got Kakuzu straight."

Hidan announced, smirk still plastered on his features as Konan smiled, patting Kakuzu on the head.

"Good, you think that we should help Kisame?"

Konan asked, pointing over to the remaining two.

"Nah, they look like an arguing couple."

Hidan snorted, smirk widening.

Kisame just stared at his dog partner who slowly blinked for the first time in a while. Just as Kisame was about to attack, the dog personality took over and curiosity mixed with confusion showed in Itachis' eyes.

"Well dog, are you gonna fight, or are you awake now?"

Kisame asked, raisin the Samehada slightly as Itachi gave a stutter bark before trotting over to Konan and the group.

Konan watched as the black dog happily trotted up to them.

"Good, now all we need to do is take care of Kabuto and we're off of the hook."

Konan sighed as she returned her attention to the fight engaging in between Kabuto and Pein. Itachis' ears pricked as he gave continuous barking, making Kakuzu and Tobis' ears prick up at the noise as Itachi started baying, racing over to the fight to aid Pein with Kakuzu and Tobi close behind, giving rising barks. Kabuto snarled as the three dogs attacked him along with Pein clenching tightly down on his tail. Knowing that he wasn't gonna win, Kabuto gave an annoyed bark before jumping into the ground, ripples appearing as Pein pawed at the ground. Kabuto resurfaced next to Orochimaru up on the balcony as the snake-nin had the look of anger displayed on his face.

"Is that all you got you f*cker!?"

Hidan taunted as he waved his arms openly.

"Your luck."

Orochimaru said before sinking into the ground along with Kabuto diving into the ground, both disappearing.

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"Man, I'm exhausted and glad that we've finally got them back."

Zetsus' white side sighed as he had trouble getting comfortable since Tobi was laying in his lap.

"Ugh, Tobi, you're not a lap dog…"

Zetsus white side grunted as Tobi lifted his head before setting it back on the arm rest of the couch, indicating that he wasn't getting up, making both side of Zetsu sighing in defeat. Konan and Pein watched as Kisame laughed hysterically at Itachi who was wildly chasing his own tail, barking in frustration and annoyance. Deidara, luckily, had his partner turned into an ACTUAL lap dog, both snoozing on the other side of the couch.

"Well, what are we gonna do tomorrow?"

Konan asked after a long silence.

"I guess that we can try dog agility."

Deidara suggested as he woke from his fake sleep.

"Great idea."

Zetsus' white side replied as he tried to shift under the sheer weight of a large dog lying on his lap as if Tobi thought that he was a lap dog; he probably did though.

"All right, it's settled, dog agility starts tomorrow."

Hidan spoke up as he watched Kakuzu watch Itachi and seriously looked as if he was going to try what Itachi was doing, but didn't.

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Alright, there's the…uh…I don't know what chapter, but here's another chapter. Got nothing else to say, so please review and no flaming. Peace!