Gervais walked down the store to buy meat for today's dinner. He spotted Simon and Dylan from a distant corner having a strong and loud conversation. He tiptoed closer to them and eavesdropped. Even from a close distance, Gervais yet can not understand a word Simon is saying. Everytime he is in a bad mood or angry, he tend to speak really fast and not understandable. What is he upset about now? Gervais asked himself.
"She was swallowed whole." Dylan said slowly as he try to keep the conversation loud and full of anger.
"How can she be swallowed by a snake? Huh? She's bigger than the snake, she can even step on the snake and kill it." Simon's voice aroused while he gripped his fist and ready to punch something.
"Fiona is dead, Simon. We cannot do anything about that besides mourn and get along together. She does not want us to break our friendship that was kept since the beginning of time." Dylan received a text. "Thank God." he whispered to himself as quiet as possible so Simon can't hear it.
"I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, bud. I'm so sorry, again." Dylan walked away leaving the enraged Simon behind.
Simon turned the television on and turned to "The Animated Channel". He feels sorry for himself for still watching those kinds of movies. "Great. 'The Hare and His Friends' is on." Simon muttered to himself sarcastically. He hurried to the refrigerator and got himself a big paper plate of spaghetti and put it in the microwave. He put on 1:80, then accidentally added another zero. Now he set the timer is set to 18:00, without noticing it because he was distracted by the dancing bunnies and alligators. He sprinted down the sofa and jumped towards it.
Elsewhere...
Scarlet was coloring a zebra yellow and pink while Gervais is on Facebook. "Someone already died, and you two are distracted by some online social network and a coloring book?" Nicolette said as she try to take the book away from Scarlet. Scarlet tried to pull back. "So, any clues on how Fiona died?" Gervais nodded and was looking through someone's set of pictures. Then, a notification popped that a new news on Yahoo! was published. Gervais clicked on it. "What's that?" Scarlet said as she try to poke her eye with her finger. "Stop that Scarlet." Nicolette scolded her. "Do it! Facts say that it won't hurt you if you do it on purpose." Scarlet said as she poked her eye and giggled that most adorable giggle Nicolette has ever heard. Nicolette poked her eye and jumped. "Ow! That hurt!" Scarlet giggled. "Oh, and I forgot. Statistics also said that 80% of people would do it." Gervais rolled his eyes. "Okay, so the news basically said that Fiona was swallowed whole in Africa 180 miles from the city, so it will take a while for citizens and police officers to look and capture the snake that ater her." Scarlet started rolling on the ground and shaped her hands like a gun and started shooting Nicolette like an agent in action. "So, how would we know how Simon will die?" Nicolette asked. Another notification was sent to Gervais. "Heh. Another news." Gervais clicked it and began reading. Scarlet stood up and hid behind the couch and started aiming bombs at Nicolette. Nicolette signaled her to be quiet. Scarlet frowned, and aimed her "hand" gun on her temples and triggered it and she tumbles down. Nicolette giggled. "Oh, Scarlet. You are so childish in a very very very adorable way." Scarlet stood up and walked towards Gervais. "So, what's the new news?"
"It says that a man was arrested after setting eighteen bunnies on fire this afternoon." Gervais said. Scarlet started sobbing and sat down the sofa,
"Poor bunnies." Nicolette sat next to her and patted her back. Gervais left the room fast.
Simon's House...
Smoke filled the house, as Simon was laying on the couch asleep. The smoke detector triggered and woke up Simon. The smoke was too thick that Simon can't see the way he's going. He can see a big fire in the kitchen. Simon rushed down the kitchen to turn the fire out. He took the extinguisher and it was empty. He took a handful of water off the sink and whisk it on the burning mircrowave. He returned back to the sink to get another handful and threw it on the fire. It's not helping. Then, the microwave widen and it was about to explode. Simon sprinted towards the door, when Gervais tackled him down and they both landed under the table when the microwave exploded and started a big fire. "You saved my life, Gervais" Simon said as they slowly go out the back door, which was not surrounded by fire.
