Naruto just looked at him like what the hell did he just say. "Jack and the fucking what?"
"While you were out trying to lose your balls, I was busy learning about this culture, and its language. The first language I learned was French for Canada, but then I realized it was the wrong language for this region and I learned English. There is a children's story called "Jack & the Bean Stock" about a young man that climbs a bean stock as tall, and wide as a tree into the clouds. There is defeats an evil giant, and eventually has to cut down the bean stock, but in this case you're the scary giant disappearing into the clouds, and I wouldn't recommend cutting down this tower." Said Sasuke "Masashi is waking up. I'll attend to him. You do your hokage thing and fix this."
Looking outside, then back at Sasuke. "That's all good and all, but how am I supposed to do anything when I can't even understand them? Do you expect me to walk down there and ask everyone if they speak Japanese? One more thing what are you going to do when I am down there anyway?"
"Oh I forgot to mention I'm the enemy of these people. They're after me because I accidently cut one of their subway trains in two. I'd suggest you come up with something to get us out of here." Said Sasuke.
Naruto looked over at Masashi Kishimoto, and got an idea. "hey Masashi Kishimoto, do know how to speak English?" yes I can, why do you ask?" without saying anything Naruto walked over to Masashi Kishimoto, and pick him up and started to walk down the tower.
"Masashi Kishimoto can you tell them what I am saying please?" said Naruto.
"What would you like to say?" replied Masashi.
Naruto looked out at every one there and said. "I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI I AM THE HOKAGE OF THE HIDEN LEAFE VILAGE AND I COME IN PEACE, I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS!"
Masashi thought it through, and decided that he would say something else. "I AM MASASHI KISHIMOTO; I AM THE WRITER OF THE FAMISE MANGA. CALLED NARUTO, AND JUST HAPPEN TO BE FILMING A GREAT MOVIE. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIANCES, BUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEEN HAPPEN FROM THE LAST FEW DAYS, WAS ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS. SO IF YOU WILL ALL LEAVE NOW SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH THE MOVIE PLEASE?"
They all left but one person, who looked like he was writing something down. Naruto looked at Masashi and said to him. "Well that went well, if I do say so myself." Masashi just shook his head; after all he is the one that really knows what happened. When the last cop walked up to them, and "I hope your movie goes well I am a big fan of yours." The cop left with the biggest smile on his face.
Naruto looked up at Masashi and asked him. "What did he just say?" Masashi smiled to himself, and replied, "He said he loved what you said, and he wants to be your friend too."
Sasuke came down with Haru, as the crowd dissipated. "Wow I'm impressed Naruto…." Sasuke then looked to Masashi. "I'm obviously Sasuke, this dog is Haru. He is from your world. I've read all your books, but I want to know how it is you know so much detail about our lives, who are you?"
Masashi looked at him with surprise, and disbelief. "Up until this morning I believed that both you and Naruto were a part of my imagination. I'm still a little freaked out myself, and the picture of Orochimaru dressed as Lady Gaga didn't help…." Masashi wiped the sweat from his brow "I dreamt all of you up. You're supposed to be part of my imagination. Also you're about 10 years older than I imagined in my dreams. I'm only 36. This is all to weird…"
Haru walked over to Masashi, and sat down beside him and Haru licked his hand. "Looks like you have a new friend Masashi." Laughed Naruto. "By the way we are still freaked too. I mean one minute we are in our world, then the next we are here. We only wanted to go see Garra, to see if you could help us out."
"How did you get here? How did Orochimaru end up dressed as Lady Gaga? Asked Masashi.
"We came here on transporter device that Orochimaru had in his various hidden bases." Said Sasuke.
"Transporter disc's like round platforms about a 30 cm off the ground, and about 2.5 m wide?" Asked Masashi.
"Yes! What do you know about them?" asked Sasuke
"Nothing, actually." said Masashi "Imagined them when I wrote about the hidden leafs mission's to rescue you from Orochimaru, but I left it out of the story. It didn't seem to fit."
Naruto gets all pissed off, and changes into the small red fox. "What do you mean you don't know about the machine? You mean to tell us that you can't help us, why did I even bring you here then?"
Masashi looked down at Naruto in amazement. "I didn't know you could do that?" Naruto just looked up at him, and said to him. "Of course I can do this; I have been able to do this ever since I was like five."
"That's messed up…. Now how is it you guys speak Japanese?" Said Masashi
"Japanese what's that" said Naruto
"Our language and our culture seem to be closely tied to Japan" said Sasuke "I've heard that Orochimaru visited Japan too. So there must be a connection."
Naruto was just walking around the room saying. "Everything your saying Sasuke does not make any sense at all."
Masashi just looked at them both and ask sasuke. "So you mean to say that Orochimaru has been coming back and forth from my world and your world? With this machine that you speak of?"
"That's about right; I know it doesn't make much sense." Sasuke said as he sat down, while Naruto was still pacing in anger.
"So how can I help you then? I mean, I'd really like to visit your World. It would be amazing to see it." Said Masashi.
"Maybe you should stop being useless and write a story to get us out of this place…." Cried Naruto "I've got the hidden leaf to save."
"I don't know if that would even work." Said Masashi
"It could be like a Jutsu or the scrolls we use. Naruto that's not a bad idea." Said Sasuke
"See I am smart, I am not a knuckle headed ninja. Now am i?" Naruto looked around the room. "I did become hokage after all."
"Yes Naruto you can be smart sometimes. Your right you did become hokage, but only because you are so stubborn." Sasuke answered Naruto
"You became Hokage! I've dreamed of the day you'd be Hokage. You must tell me about it." Said Masashi
"It was difficult, but I did it, and if it weren't for the support of Hachibi Hachibi Hachibi hachibi, and Garra I'd have never made it. There example taught everyone that Jinchuriki make the best leaders." Said Naruto, and with that he started changing back; feeling good about himself and his success.
"Do you think that's wise Masashi; to learn about a history you have yet to write? I would suggest we focus on the task at hand." Said Sasuke "Write us an escape back to our world."
"If I wrote you an escape back to your world and your 10 years ahead of me. Wouldn't you remember it?" said Masashi
"What, Wait, this is to confusing" said Naruto
"Then I suppose you'll have to write about Orochimaru, and his adventures here." explained Sasuke
Naruto cried "You're not going to bring Orochimaru back from the grave; are you?"
Sasuke shook his head. "No he would not be bringing him back to life, he would just be writing about something in Orochimaru's past that would have already happened."
"Oh ok, yea I still don't get it." Naruto said as his tummy rumbled. "I am hungry, aren't you guys hungry to?"
Sasuke and Masashi's tummy rumbled too. "Now that you mention it yea I am." They said at the same time.
Naruto laughed at them, as they looked at each other in surprise.
"Hot Dog's we should find a hot dog vendor." Said Masashi
"A What?" replied both Sasuke, and Naruto