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I don't own twilight but I do own a very kinky Tyerra so wth

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Ugh the sun why is there a sun and why did it have to wake me up ugh and why do I feel so heavy I opened my eyes to see Jake laying on my boob my legs over his back both of naked great now how im I going to get this big lug off me

"Jake" I said he didn't budge

"Jake baby move" I said he just groaned and moved his head farther in my boobs

"come jakey move I got to pee" I whined he groaned again but moved I got up and look for my clothes but they were all ripped god Jake horny much I thought I saw his button down shirt so I put it on it stopped a little down my thigh well at least my clit is covered I walked to my bathroom to handle my business I walked out and saw Jake wide awake grinning

"Mmm you look real sexy in my shirt" Jake said smirking I rolled my eyes

"Well it all I got, since you" I pointed at him "ripped all my clothes" I said rolling my eye

"what can I say you look so edible in that dress that I had to take it off" he said standing up slowly walking to my so I walked backwards until I hit the wall he smirk and was in front of me "but you so much look sexier in my clothes I can't control myself" his hand started rubbing my thigh and his lip crashed into mine I open my mouth to give him an entrance our tongues moved in sync I moaned into his mouth he pulled away with a smirk " it seem like you cant control yourself either huh"

"Shut up and kiss me" I said a pulled him to me he chuckled and kissed me some more our tongues battle for dominance I wrapped my legs around his waist and he grabbed my ass and pulled us down on the bed just as he was fin to take off my shirt jazzy came in "hey bro can I borrow thi….. Oh shit sorry dude" jazz said embarrassed and ran out I blushed hard and glared at jake

"Damn jake you didn't lock the door" I said glaring at him he scratched back of his neck and smiled slyly

"Sorry babe um I forgot um look all good and moaning it was kinda hard if you know what I mean" he said and I really did know what he meant last night was crazy

"Well now im not horny anymore so im taking a shower give me some clothes" I said getting up jake look disappointed so I decided to be nice

" you can join me if you want" I said in my sexy voice and ran to the bathroom after jake shot up ran to the bathroom after me into the shower and man did when have some fun it like the jazz thing never happen I don't think anyone want to that bathroom anymore . After me and jake finally got out his shower I changed into one of his button down and boxer shorts and went down stairs to the kitchen and saw jazzy, grizzly, Eddie in there

"Well look who it is finally gave jake a break huh" grizzly said and wink I blushed they all started laughing

" shut up you just mad rosie didn't give you none" I said and lick my tongue out at him eddie and jazzy snicker " you two didn't get none either sooo shut the fuck up" they shut up and I sat on the counter top and ate an apple when jake came down stairs he walk over to me and stood between my legs and took a huge bite out of my apple

" hey that mines" I pouted he chuckled I stuck my tongue out at him his eyes became hooded filled with lust he bent down and whispered " you better put that away before I find something else to put it" my breath hitched I gasped if that wasn't hot god I might have to change clothes he smirked I grabbed him by his shirt and kiss him his tongue pushed into my mouth and danced around until we heard someone clear there throat we turned and izzy,alice,rosie,eddie,grizzly,jazzy,le-le and sammy all staring at us with amused expression

"so baby T wanna tell what going on huh" izzy said raising one eyebrow at me I put my head on jake shoulder and mumbled "no" jake chuckled and rubbed my back " what hell are you doing here anyway" I asked wondering why everybody here all of a sudden

"Me and rose stayed with em and jazz" Alice said as she sat on jazz lap

"Sam were too drunk to leave so we stay here last night" Leah said as she sat at the island so all that left is izzy who now looking very nervous

"Sooo izzy why are you here huh missy" I said my parental tone dad use

"Um….I was drunk and stayed with Edward" she mumbled but I heard every word

"Huh what was that I don't think everybody heard you" I said egging her on she glared at me I smirked out the corner of my eye I saw Eddie chuckle she turned to him and glared he shut up then

"I said I was to drunk and I slept with Edward" she repeated angrily look at Edward who smirked

"Did you have sex with or just sleep with him" rose asked always so blunt bella blushed and looked away I guess that my answer

"Well well izzy and eddie had sex they had sex" I sang around the kitchen everybody laughed besides bella and Eddie

"Shut up I just slept with him we didn't have sex" izzy said

"I wish we did though" Edward mumbled I laughed and izzy look up and smirked at me

"What about you and jake huh" she asked trying to point me out

"What me and jake has been dating dating for two months morons" I said everybody looked at us excepted Leah

"What Leah knew" I said they looked at Leah

"You knew and didn't tell us" Alice asked Leah who looked uncomfortable

"Well I kinda caught them on Edward piano so I tried to not think about it" she said look down blushing I turned my head

"YOU DID WHAT! COME ON GUYS ON MY FUCKING PIANO OMG I JUST SAT THERE THIS MORNING I GOT BE DISINFECTED EWW" he said cringing and disgust

"Calmed down least we didn't do it on your bed nor did us hmmm." I said everybody were either on the floor laughing or holding their stomachs while Edward just looked sick to his stomach

"Oh god now I got to bleach my bed ugh I think im going to be sick" he said putting his head on the table shaking his head so I walked over to him

"Oh suck it up Edward we didn't do it on your bed just you piano"I said and bump fist with grizzly who was still laughing and I sat back down on the counter

"So guys what we are going to do today" rose asked

"Guys I know what we are going to do today" I yelled (a/n: I love phineas and ferb) everybody looked at me with what-the-hell-are-you-yelling-at expression

"What" rose said looking bored?

"Let go to the beach" I suggest "I heard there a beach on la-push so why not go there" I said

"sure why not should be fun" izzy said everybody else nodded

"well to the beach we go" grizzly boomed ah ya just got to love grizzly

"yay now we get to wear the new suits I bought" pixie squealed rose rolled her eyes and izzy and I groaned now it more Tyerra tortured and bella Barbie fucking great jake chuckled in my ear

"you think that funny" I whispered I kissed his neck then moved to his lips I moved my lips across his lips but never kiss him then moved to his ear

"well guess what I think this is funny" i jumped down off the counter and went up stairs leaving a stunned but a very hard jake with a very happy Tyerra laughing the whole way

Lol that poor jake he has to deal with a crazy Tyerra lol anyway hope you review or you get tease by Tyerra or jake

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