Hey guys sorry about the wait school has been beaten a crazy chick with anger issue out aka me! Anyway hey you new chapter hope you guys love
I'm too tired to own twilight sorry Taylor lautner I've let you down tear (lol)
Em prov (because I thought what the hell let give grizzly a try)
Ahh yes the beach my favorite place in the world it place wear guys can enjoy the triple b's what that you might ask well ladies and dudes that is bikinis, boobs, and burgers that it what I call heaven and with the girl we are going with I must say I going the best day of my life the only problem I got is that they want hurry the hell up and come down stairs I mean how long does it take to put on two pieces of fucking clothing It only to me two fucking minutes to get dressed what hell is taking them so long it ok Em just wait a couple min it will be worth in the end .1
"COME ON GIRLS IT JUST TWO FUCKING PIECES OF CLOTHING"I said at the same time Jake yelled out "BRING YOUR ASSES ON IT JUST A FUCKING BINKIN" I guess he was just like me wanted to get the hell out of here we heard some moving the two people came stomping down the stairs we look to see and angry Rosalie and a pissed tyerra uh oh
" Jake if you don't shut the hell up I'm going shove my foot so far up your ass you're going to be tasting my foot shut up and sit down" tyerra said Jake sat down looking scared I busted out laughing
"Dude you're so whipped" I said laughing rose turned to me and my laughing instantly stop she looked livid I gulped then she smirked
"Ok Emmet since you think he so whipped you get no sex for two weeks you can't even touch me" she said then she left she fucking left
Oh god no touching and sex for two weeks I'm going to die I notice Jake laughing tyerra turned to him and said " That goes for too jakey no touching no sex" and she left too Jake just stared with his mouth open ha fucker knows how I feel
Jake prov (if we got grizzly why not jakey)
Two fucking weeks I'm going to die I can barely can keep my hands to myself now how the hell I'm going to do for two week I do not won't to turn into a wanker I will not be mike Newton low no telling how tired his hands are eww just thinking about poor hands made me shiver
"Dude I'm going to die no sex or touching for two weeks!" em said sighing and honestly I know how he fell this is going to be torture jasper who had been sitting on the couch shook his head
"You guys are idiots just watch and learn" he said I walked to the end of the steps "hey honey are you ladies ready to go it's a long ride there"
"Yeah were coming down now babe" Alice yells and jasper sets down with smug smile ass muncher next thing we know the girls were down stairs look hot as ever how in the hell I'm going to make it in two weeks is beyond me tyerra is in a sexy black one piece with the sides cut out on each side her boobs look ready to come out the piece barely covered anything and she wants me to keep my hands to myself she looks at me with a sexy smile an seductively walked to me and whispered in my ear in a low sultry voice " to bad you can't touch I'm really horny right now" and kisses my ear and walks off I look at em who looks at me I bet we are thinking the same thing
We're so going to fucking die!
All poor em and Jake cut off for two weeks lol poor poor baby and before you get on my case I know it short but the next one going to be long promise ya its going to have more Edward and bella in it so tuned in around may ummm something ok alright see ya
Tyerra b