Okay, it was ALMOST 50 reviews. .

Whatever. As expected, I'm late with my update. I had to celebrate the holidays, which were spent having fun with my cousins! Well, anyway, next chapter!

Disclaimer- If you read this story, you'd know this whole anime is not mine. How many times do I have to say it?

10 Things I Dislike About Fanfiction: OHSHC

Hi! ShadowNinjaAiko-chan here with my friend/special guest, 'Incoherent Rambling!' We are here with the Ouran High School Host Club, giving some dares that our readers have sent in! Thank you readers! Remember to send those in!

Aiko- "First off, Incoherent Rambling, say hello."

Incoherant- "Yo."

Aiko- "Next, Host Club, get the fuck in here! Introduce yourselves!"

Honey- "You don't need to curse, Ai-chan."

Aiko- "Ergh, alright."

"Hello! I'm Tamaki! Allow me to be your prince." Tamaki looked around the room, eyes never staying on a specific feature for more than 2 seconds. Aiko had threatened to hurt him if he didn't bring the Host Club to feature in this.. activity. He crossed his legs.

"Ootori Kyouya. Pleasure to meet you." Kyouya said that through gritted teeth, and desperately tried to act excited, but to no avail. He didn't want to participate, but Tamaki dragged them along.

"Hitachiin Hikaru." Hikaru was sitting there, bored as hell. He took out his handheld game system from his pocket and turned it on. He exhaled in exasperation as he died in the game a few seconds later.

"Hitachiin Kaoru." Kaoru sat next to his brother, looking over his shoulder, and making remarks/laughing about his seemingly bad game-playing to the point in which Hikaru turned off his game in annoyance.

*smile* "Fujioka Haruhi." Haruhi stayed to herself, and merely glanced to the 2 hostesses for this activity.

"Mitsukuni Haninozuka! But you can call me Honey-sempai! If I'm older than you! *holds up bunny* And this is Usa-chan!" Honey made Usa-chan wave to everyone, then grinned to the 2 Hostesses, ready and excited to see what was going to happen. He didn't really know that much details as to why they all were there besides dares they'd have to do. Honey wasn't that worried. He knew he missed his cake though.

"…" Who knows exactly what Mori was thinking? He glanced at Honey, and then stared blankly at the wall adjacent to him.

Aiko- "And that silent person over there is Mori! Alright! Incoherent, why don't you read the first dare." *hand a paper over*

Incoherent- "Alright. 'I dare Kaoru to.. IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?"

Aiko- "Fine, fine, fine." *hands another paper after rolling her eyes*

Incoherent- "I dare Tamaki to kiss Incoherent Rambling… What? Aiko, this is your handwriting!"

Aiko- "Come on, we both know you love him." *pushes Incoherent closer to Tamaki*

*Tamaki kisses Incoherent for a few seconds, who walks towards Aiko in a daze*

Aiko- "Okay, Incoherent is not on the state of mind to continue, so I shall read the next dare." 'I dare Hikaru to roll around in a pool of breadcrumbs while Kaoru pours milk over him?" "Who thinks of these?"

Incoherent- "Our friend did, remember?"

Aiko- "Oh yeah, she's crazy."

Kaoru- *starts laughing* That should be fun!

*Hikaru is silent*

*Aiko drags in kiddie pool, pours 16 boxes of breadcrumbs in it, and hands Kaoru 2 gallons of milk* "Go crazy."

*Hikaru reluctantly steps into 'pool,' curls up in fetal position to fit, and rolls around much to his dismay*

*Kaoru opens a gallon, and starts pouring milk on him, laughing the entire time*

After a few minutes, Hikaru steps out of pool, looking angry. "Can I have a towel?"

Aiko- *snaps a few pictures* "Sure." *tosses him towel* I also captured the entire moment on tape.

"Ooh, milk! *grabs bottle, and drinks whatever milk is left in it*

*Everyone else stares at her* "What? I like milk."

Incoherent finally snaps back to senses- "And our last dare of the day is for everyone in the room to dance like maniacs!"

*Random club dance music plays, everyone randomly starts dancing*

"HEY! NO DIRTY DANCING, TWINS! GAH, STOP!"

`This seemed short in my opinion, well, I think my point was made. I cut it short, if you could tell. This was basically, sort of a continuation of cliché plots. I mean, I see a lot of stories like this. If you ever read stories like this, you already see the resemblance/how predictable these are and if you like these, well, okay then.

`Once again, this story was mine. And 'Incoherent Rambling' really is my friend, she just doesn't write stories here. She reviews stories.

#6:

Annoying self-insertions

Yeah, okay. We know you love the Hosts, and you want to meet them. So do most of us anime lovers. But stories like these SUCK in my opinion. Usually, these end up to be OOC, and horrible. These may be entertaining for some to read, but these test my patience. Wow.

Okay, so some host kisses you, and another gets jealous, and shit happens. Eventually, that certain host who you have a crush on end up together with you and HAPPILY EVER AFTER you two shall live. Whee. That's interesting. Reading an OOC story where one of your favorite anime characters end up with a random person in a ridiculous way by daring each other for different sexual/romantic liaisons.

These are predictable. Even though the dares vary between each take, if the genre is romantic/humor, there's a 80% chance that this story line would pop up, so BEWARE. I know some authors want to be different with these stories, but honestly, even I would get tempted inside to make the specific host end up with me. I mean, the Hosts are fucking hot for anime characters!

Again, not calling authors who wrote this out, just my criticism on these plots. If you're tempted to write a 'dare or dare' story, then be my guest. Just don't do annoying self-insertions, please. And including other people too? Only makes it even harder to understand because of contrasting personalities chapter to chapter. Well, it's confusing to me.

Done. Wow. I feel like I've lost my knack, ya' get me?

Happy New Year! Hope you follow your New Year's Resolutions. One of which, mine is to influence Fanfiction in a positive way. Hopefully, I'm fulfilling that.

At least 50+ reviews this time? Make my year start off in an awesome way?

Xoxo,

ShadowNinjaAiko-chan