AN: So sorry it took so long but school has finished now…
And also, Bella thinks that now that the Cullen's have protected her she has been reserved a place in their family. So now she can be bitchier.
- Chapter 2: Attention Seekers-
OR
-Chapter 2: The Chapter in Which Harry Never Shuts Up-
Previously:
Harry relaxed a little and put his hands in his pockets.
"Soo... I guess you want me to answer some questions then?"
-When the Storm Breaks-
The Cullen's – and Bella, but no one really seemed to care so much about her any more after the danger had passed– didn't hesitate to start firing questions and they came in a whirlwind of speech.
If Harry didn't possess vampire hearing he seriously doubted he would have known what the hell they were trying to say.
"When were you turned?"
"Why do these vampires listen to you?"
"Why are you here?"
"Why aren't you with more vegetarian vampires?"
"Are you going to hurt me?"
"When were yo-."
Harry put his hands over his ears, "Stop."
When the noise had quietened down, he removed his hands and took a few steps back. When he deemed himself far enough away he continued.
"Okay then. No Bella, I will not hurt you." He said to the pouting girl.
"Concerning my living arrangements, how many covens of vegetarian vampires have you actually encountered? That's right, not many."
"Regarding us being here, we were just passing through. And they listen to me because they respect me, also I guess a bit of fear too…" He smirked, "My bite is far worse than my bark," he said in a bored manner to the, oh so annoying, Rosalie.
"And," he finished up, "I was turned when I was seventeen, in 1997."
"What?" Jasper said incredulously, "how can you have that much control?"
Harry laughed, a faint glimmer of a smile on his lips, "I have no idea how I have this much control, although when I was human I did have a rather large hero complex. And to me the thought of eating a human is as about as good to me as the thought of eating my own arm."
While Harry was smiling playfully at Jasper, who was looking slightly disgruntled and dejected, Bella decided that the attention had been off of her long enough. She interjected her words of wisdom into the conversation again.
"Are you sure you won't hurt me?" she demanded, hands on hips.
Harry's playful smile instantly dropped from his face and he wearily ran a pale hand through his hair. His voice turned serious.
"You trust these vampires, why not me?"
Bella faltered for a second before continuing on her grab for attention.
"Edward saved me… And… And… They're vegetarians!" she retorted, gesturing to the aforementioned vampires who were watching their conversation with barely veiled interest, all except for Rosalie who was looking at her nails in boredom.
Harry crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Hel-lo, Mr. Never-Eaten-A-Human-Before here, and I just saved you from Jamesy like 3 minutes ago. Hmm… Is it because you have the hots for Mr. Edward here?"
While Bella was taking on the appearance of a fish, Emmett decided to interject his most important question.
"Yeah, is that James guy like your bitch?"
Harry's eyes locked with the topaz eyes of the male half of the two Excessively Evil Vampires of Doom and his face broke out into a grin.
"Yeah, totally."
-When the Storm Breaks-
If you can't tell when Harry said 'Totally' he was being sarcastic… Or was he? Dun dun dun~!
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