Hey there! So I'm a bit of a tard and set the language for this to spanish..I realized that after someone reviewed and told me. I felt a bit stupid...ANYWAYS have fun with the story and..yeah :D
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: Damn straight!
Of course the black heels, why do you like another pair of my heels? Hm...I ponder on this... You and Sai would be totally cute, fo shizzle! Okay I'll send a separate email to you and Narutard for our mission plans!
Sakura seriously just go fuck yourself...Yet you wonder why your friends with me! You're so weird, I'm not gonna even try to lie about it! Okay we need to decide am I a bitch, a whore, a slut, or a skank, cause seriously I'm getting mixed emotions... Oh yeah I forgot about her weird fan girl issue, I just hated her because, I swear to god she's trying to make me fat then kill me so she can take over of my squad!
BITCH you are not sorry! Well I suppose that is true...We can work on Kiba later, now we must get Sasuke a romantic relationship! You know THE CODE, god and I thought you were the smart one!
To: Naruto, Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: Ready for the mission
Are you ready my friends for the mission to start? Okay first we must start with the nicknames they are the most important thing in this mission! Alrighty I am the 'Princess', Sakura is the 'Flower', Naruto is 'Narutard', Sasuke is 'Gay-sauce' and lastly the girl is the 'bitch'!
Now for the actual plan, our first objective is to get Gay-Sauce and Bitch to actually talk with one another! Not a problem since Flower and I are so friendly we shall talk to her and then 'introduce' her to Gay-Sauce and you, Narutard! Then you, Narutard are going to be your plain self and ask Bitch to eat with us at lunch! During this 'lunch' we will all show up but then Flower and I are going to go to the bathroom to 'talk' a few minutes afterward Narutard will see Neji, Hinata, and Tenten and want to talk to them. They know of our plans by the way...The whole gang basically knows they're just in the background of it all! So then Narutard you will start talking to them while still keeping an eye on the two and then Neji will want to 'show' you something and you will meet Flower and I in Kaka-sensei's room! Kakashi also knows of this plan so he will be out watch out in case teachers find us somehow! So ARE WE CLEAR WITH THESE PLANS?
To:Naruto
From: Sakura
Subject: You better be! Go clean my room!
Aw he's so mean to you Narutard! Did you get Princess's email? We'll be texting all through the mission!
To: Ino, Naruto
From: Sakura
Ready to start?
To: Sakura, Ino
From: Naruto
Wait now? We're in the middle of class right now!
To: Naruto, Ino
From: Sakura
Yes right now you ding-dong! Kakashi won't mind! He's in the mission with us!
To: Naruto, Sakura
From: Ino
Okay I'll start passing notes to Bitch...Uh what's her name?
To: Naruto, Ino
From: Sakura
Her name is Ami, Narutard keep doing what you're doing and I'll text Gay-sauce!
To: Sasuke
From: Sakura
HEY THERE BEST FRIEND!
To: Sakura
From: Sasuke
What is it now that you want?
To: Sasuke
From: Sakura
Stop being such a bastard! I only wanted to talk to my Sasu-cakes!
To: Sakura
From: Sasuke
Sakura, you're one of my best friends, but please stop giving me nicknames...
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?" Sakura flung up from her desk giving Sasuke a horrified look. Sasuke who had no idea what was going on could only muster a 'what the hell?' Sakura then put her hands on her hips and scrunched her nose a little, a few moments later she pointed at him and said "Who is she? Come on tell me!"
Shaking his head Sasuke knew what she was trying to and said "Sakura I told you millions of times not to make a scene during class!"
Giving him a look Sakura just shook her head and smiled, lifted her head high and said "Sasuke, I can handle it, just tell me the truth!"
Having enough of her little joke Sasuke glared at her and said in a harsh tone "Sakura, just sit the fuck down!"
Laughing to herself she knew it was time to stop she didn't want her poor Sasuke to have a spasm in the middle of class. As she she gave a little wave of her hand to him she sat down and heard him whisper that she was going to kill him someday.
Hey there,
I'm Ino! You're Ami right?
-Ino
Uh hey,
Yeah I'm Ami...What just happened?
-Ami
Oh that? Sakura likes to make scenes to bug Sasuke.
-Ino
So she likes to have attention? Are her and Sasuke like a thing?
-Ami
No not really, kind of the opposite actually! It's just when Sasuke is around she's different!
Her and Sasuke? PUH-LEASE! They would never date!
-Ino
Oh okay! So are they like really good friends or something?
-Ami
Yeah you could say that! I don't know much of their history though...
-Ino
They have a history? So Sasuke is single?
-Ami
Yeah I guess, I don't know much though. Yeah the kid is single...Always have been!
-Ino
Oh that's cool...He's never had a girlfriend?
-Ami
Nope he's a bit of a prude...Wanna meet him?
-Ino
Yeah sure if that's okay with you!
-Ami
Alrighty then right after class!
-Ino
To: Naruto, Sakura
From: Ino
Hook, line, SINKER!
You guys know the rest!
After class Ino and Ami walked up to the small trio and Ino started with introductions "Ami this is Sakura, Naruto and of course the king himself, Sasuke!"
Sasuke nodded his head but didn't pay much attention to her, his arm was around Sakura's shoulder and he looked rather bored. Sakura on the hand smiled lightly but paid most of her attention to Sasuke, Naruto had a huge smile and waved. Ami just smiled and said "Hello there! It's nice to meet you all!"
Naruto looked rather ecstatic and yelled rather loudly if she wanted to eat with them. This caused Sasuke to glare at the boy, he took his arm off of Sakura and told him not to be so loud. Which caused Naruto to to boil up and told him to shut up and then added on that no one else cared but him. Sakura annoyed as ever gave both boys a sharp look then gave a huge smile and said "Now, now boys no need to start a fight ESPECIALLY in front of our new friend!"
"Yeah, yeah Sakura-chan..." Naruto mumbled, he really didn't understand why she took the bastards side; he was always mean to her. Then again Sasuke had been her friend since forever and he understood her more than most. Sasuke rolled his eyes then poked Sakura's forehead.
"Stop being fake Sakura it doesn't suit you." Sakura glared at Sasuke, she really hated it when he saw right through her. It was one of the many things she hated about him.
"Hey Sasuke want to shut up now?" Sasuke looked at Sakura, he knew she was angry. If you just said two words to her she would get angry, she had a temper and Sasuke would tend to poke at it. Ami sensing there was tension in the group chuckled lightly and told them she didn't want to be any trouble. Everyone nodded and walked towards to their normal table, which was in a corner near the window.
After a few minutes of silence Ino sighed and took out her phone.
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Bathroom, NOW, bitch!
To: Naruto
From: Sakura
Princess and I are leaving now! Hinata will text you when the time is right!
Looking up from their phones Sakura nodded at her and Ino started to speak "Hey you guys, Sakura and I have to go to the bathroom! We'll be right back!"
Naruto understand what was going felt the need to also say something and told them to have fun. This caused Ino and Sakura giving the poor boy a glare and Sakura then told him he was a huge tard.
To: Hinata
From: Sakura
Text Naruto now!
To: Naruto
From: Hinata
We're coming in now!
Naruto who was in his own world barely heard the words "Dobe who are you texting?" from Sasuke.
Not knowing what to say Naruto said no one, this caused Ami to have a sly look and said gave him that look and in that weird girl tone said riiiight. Really Naruto hated that sort of tone, girls always thought they knew more! Sighing to himself he told them that he was indeed lying and that he was in love Hinata and that he had to go confess his love.
To: Hinata
From: Naruto
Fuck they're on to us! Play along!
"OHHH HINATA-CHAN I'VE WANTED TO SAY THIS FOR SUCH A LONG TIME!" Hinata gave Naruto that what the hell look because this was obviously not part of the plan. Tenten not wanting to complicate anything just looked at him and said "What are you doing you tard?"
Naruto not knowing what to do started to shout in the middle of the lunch room that Tenten should shut up and that he was trying to proclaim his love to Hinata. This caused Hinata even more confused and a little flustered and tried to butt in and stop which caused Naruto to tell her that she should shut up. Giving up Hinata gave Neji the look and in the middle of Naruto's long speech Neji grabbed him and hauled him away.
To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
What the fuck was that you idiot?
To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
Shut up you idiot! I was obviously proclaiming my love!
To: Naruto
From: Sakura
I almost peed myself with you little act!
To: Sakura
From: Naruto
Shut up and keep crawling!
To: Naruto
From: Sakura
BITCH you don't tell me what to do!
To: Sakura
From: Naruto
Sorry, sorry...Okay I think we're right above them tell Princess
To: Ino
From: Sakura
We're above them, stop!
"So uhm...hi?" Ami looked at Sasuke with an unsure look, he looked a little scary but he was the hot type of scary.
"What?" Sasuke stared at the girl, he had no idea what was taking his friends so long. Girls did not take that long in the bathroom, well then again this is Sakura and Ino. Like that one time when he took Sakura out for dinner because apparently his food was 'crappy' and she took forever in the bathroom. He found out later she was texting Ino because she thought he was boring, some friend she was.
"So, how long have you've been friends with those three?" Ami asked. She was still unsure of what to do for a while there Sasuke looked like he was spacing out and thinking of others things.
"Hn, for a while now, Naruto has been my friend since kindergarten; Ino since second grade and Sakura for my whole life." Sasuke looked at the girl once more and wondering why on earth she was asking him this.
"Oh that's cool you and Sakura most be really close right?"
"I suppose so, she can be a bit annoying sometimes but you get use to it." Sasuke said, he then looked up he could have sworn he heard a 'damn Sasuke'.
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Shut the fuck up! He's onto us!
To: Sakura
From: Sasuke
I know you're up there come down now before you get hurt
Sighing slightly Sakura looked at Ino and Naruto "Peoples we've been caught."
Ino sighed a long with Sakura of course one little snide comment from Sasuke and Sakura got angry. It wasn't her fault really if Sasuke had said anything about Naruto or even her they'd both say the same thing. Either way they failed and it didn't matter whose fault it was. "Eh not a surprise Sakura-chan, I suppose they'll ask why were in the ceiling." Naruto sighed also, he couldn't believe they actually lasted that long; Sasuke always found them when they tried to spy on them, this time they lasted a whole ten minutes. Really if you thought about it that was a pretty big win! Sakura looked at her two friends, it seemed they all had the same thought; they did not want to face Sasuke when they came down there.
Pinkhairedangel has signed on
Bleakshadows has signed on
Bleakshadows: Care to explain what you were doing in a ceiling today?
Pinkhairedangel: um not really...
Bleakshadows: Well Naruto wouldn't tell me I punched him five times in the stomach and he said to ask Ino
Pinkhairedangel: Be nice to him! what did she say?
Bleakshadows: I should be nice to someone who spies on me? She threw a book and ran away...
Pinkhairedangel: So basically I'm the last option? Gee I feel loved...
Bleakshadows: You weren't around...Where were you?
Pinkhairedangel: I was in the bathroom...
Bleakshadows: Aa, I see...So want to explain the ceiling crawl?
Pinkhairedangel: Well...we were trying to um...set you up?
Bleakshadows: ...With a girl I barely know...Smart..
Pinkhairedangel: Shut up...
Bleakshadows: Why were you exactly trying to set me up?
Pinkhairedangel: Uhm I'll send you all the emails...
Pinkhairedangel: I sent them
Bleakshadows: ...
Pinkhairedangel: Uhh? Are you mad?
Bleakshadows: A little..I find it a bit amusing...
Pinkhairedangel: I promise I don't like you!
Bleakshadows: Hn...You like Sai?
Pinkhairedangel: ...NO!
Bleakshadows: You realize that he looks almost like me so I conclude you are indeed in love with me
Pinkhairedangel: WHAT? I don't like you!
Bleakshadows: So you like Sai?
Pinkhairedangel: NO!
Bleakshadows: So you like me?
Pinkhairedangel: Oh dear lord...Sure why not...yes Sasuke I am deeply in love with you
Bleakshadows: Thought so, I'm going to go tell the world now
Pinkhairedangel: I hate you...
Pinkhairedangel has signed off
Bleakshadows has signed off
Like it? Hate it? You should review it!
It's a little different from the first chapter. Oh wells I'm experimenting on this story! If you're a little confused on how they all are acting I'll try to simplify it!
Basically Sasuke and Sakura have been friends forever but they fight a lot which is the cause in the beginning of the story! Ino thinks she sees Sasuke eyeing the new girl and have Naruto and Sakura join in her meddling. Then yeah...I think that's the basic..hope you enjoyed!
~LIly
Updated: 1-31-11