Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight (Property of Stephanie Meyer) or Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) I would be swimming in money, gems and jewellery, and obviously, since I'm here, I'm not.
AN: And here we go again… Oh, and Bella is going to be bitchier than Rose… Be afraid…
-Chapter Three: Do as the Vampires do—
Previously:
Harry's eyes locked with the topaz eyes of the male of the two Excessively Evil Vampires of Doom and his face broke out into a grin.
"Yeah, totally."
-When the Storm Breaks-
Harry, the Cullen's and Bella were all seated in Esme's living room, trying to figure out a plan on how to deal with James.
"What are we going to do?" Edward asked, his arm around Bella, who was trying to be subtle while pressing her unimpressive breasts into Edward's side. Although, he didn't seem to notice.
Emmett grinned, "Can we fight him?"
"Someone could get hurt," Esme said worriedly glancing at Edward and Bella.
"But it's seven to four!" Emmett complained, not seeming to care that he didn't include Bella in his numbers.
"Nine to two, actually, Laurent and I can help" Harry corrected calmly, not seeming to care about his Bella-exclusion either.
"But would Laurent help us or James and Victoria?" Carlisle asked him.
"Us, most likely. And James might have second thoughts if he sees I'm with you guys," Harry smirked as if enjoying some private joke.
"Oh yeah? Well what makes you so special then?" Bella asked scathingly, most likely frustrated due to her I-will-rub-my-boobs-on-thee plan not working on Edward.
Harry stuck his tongue out childishly.
"That's for me to know, and you to never find out."
-When the Storm Breaks-
In the forest, Laurent was following Victoria, who was following James in a futile attempt to make him stop his ill-conceived plans to go after the human girl.
"But James!" she cried out desperately, "Harry might kill you!"
He stopped and she latched onto his arm, James shook her off.
"I must do this," he declared, frowning slightly.
"Why?" she demanded, "to annoy a coven of vampires? You'll die!"
He sighed.
"I must do this."
Laurent decided he had heard enough and that it was time to report back to Harry.
-When the Storm Breaks-
At the Cullen residence, Bella was having a hissy fit.
"But I don't want their help!" she screeched at Edward while jabbing a finger at Harry who was innocently pouting and being cooed over by Alice, who had taken an intense liking to him and wanted to take him shopping as soon as possible.
"Bella, we need their help," Edward reasoned calmly, "It would be too much of a risk without them."
"Why won't you do one little thing for me Edward?" she pleaded, while somehow still acting like a whiney bitch, "I've never asked you to do anything for me before. Pleeease?"
Edward sighed, "But this could result in one of us being killed if we don't have their help, Isabella."
"But I hate him!" she yelled, sending a hateful glare at Harry who was having his hair fussed over by Alice, who was about the same height as him (and Alice was actually taller), "And don't call me Isabella! It's BELLA."
Harry snickered and Bella sent him a withering look, before anyone had to intervene though, there was a knock on the door.
-When the Storm Breaks-
When Esme opened the door, Laurent entered, politely nodding his head as he walked towards Harry.
"Harry," he said urgently, "James has gone mad."
Harry nodded and everyone sat back down on the couch, except for Bella who sat in Edward's lap.
"What did you find out then?" Harry asked him, trying to read the emotions in his friend's eyes.
All eyes were on Laurent who shifted nervously, a moderately human action, "Well, Victoria doesn't want James to act stupid, but he seems to be willing to do almost anything. Even when she pointed out that you might help them he still seemed determined. He wants the human, Harry."
Harry groaned, "Oh god, he has a freaking death wish."
Laurent nodded, "I thought the same thing. Well, what do we do?"
Harry smiled grimly, "We wait."
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