Warning: This is Yaoi (boyxboy), with scattered lemons in the forecast.

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Closing the last tub of baked goods the blonde sighed, he looked over at Sasuke to see the man glaring at him. Well, he did make his lover curl ribbons and make bows for the containers of cookies and muffins. The raven had just been about to leave to go buy some bows when Naruto told him to make the bows by hand, it was the perfect punishment after what happened after all. He chuckled and Sasuke narrowed his eyes even more as his lover walked over to him. "Stop sulking bastard, it's not like I'm going to tell everyone that you sat there curling ribbons and making pretty little bows." Naruto chuckled again and the raven haired man growled.

Looking at the time the blonde sighed it was five-forty five and Kiba still had yet to show up, maybe he should call him. He was reaching for his phone when someone started banging on the door. "I'm coming, I'm coming…geez 'ya don't have to knock the door down." Naruto huffed as he went to the door and opened it. "Oh, Kiba I was just about to call you. You're late, what gives?"

"Thank kami you're still here, I thought for sure you guys up and left me! Sorry about that my boss had me work overtime." Kiba sighed in relief and Naruto chuckled.

"Well since the dog is here how about we get going, dobe?" Sasuke said as he came up behind the blonde wrapping his arms around his boyfriends waist and kissing the tan neck.

"Hey!" The brunette shouted at Sasuke's insult then grimaced. "You guys got all of your lovey-dovey, mushy stuff out of the way right? I wont have to worry about you guys groping each other on the drive right?" Naruto rolled his eyes and gave Kiba a 'what do you think' glare while the raven gave an unholy smirk. Kiba felt his eye twitch, it was going to be a long ride.


"God dammit, teme! Keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut of your fucking balls, shove them down your throat and laugh in glee as you choke on them!" Naruto shouted as he slapped his boyfriends hand away from his crotch.

"You wouldn't do that, you love me too much."

The blonde growled. "Try me bastard." In the back Kiba sighed, damn he should have taken a taxi but then again he didn't have the money for that.

"Ah, fuck Naruto! What the hell…shit!" Sasuke suddenly shouted as he rubbed at his abused groin and nearly crashing the car.

"I told you, teme." Naruto said in a matter of fact tone and for the next half hour the car was silent except for the soft uncomfortable and pained grunt every now and then. Kiba watched as the blonde ignored his lover's pain and shook his head as he leaned against the door closing his eyes.


Sasuke flinched again as the car hit a small bump, damn Naruto didn't have to squeeze so hard. It didn't hurt as bad as before but it sure as hell was sore. He glanced over at his now sleeping boyfriend and sighed, they still had another hour and a half to go. The raven reached into his coat pocket pulling out a small box, fiddling with it. At the small stirring to his right he quickly shoved the object back into his pocket, his onyx eyes darting over to Naruto.

"Nmn, are we there yet…?" The blonde asked sleepily as his blue eyes blinked open.

"No."

"Sasuke, are you okay?" Naruto asked as he leaned over towards his raven haired lover.

"Fine."

Blonde brows furrowed. "Are you sure?" Just as Sasuke was about to answer he hit another small bump in the road causing him to flinch yet again. Blue eyes widened momentarily then softened as he reached over. The raven nearly jumped as a tanned hand gently rubbed his crotch.

"Naru-" He was cut off as Naruto shushed him and onyx eyes watched as blue orbs darted towards the back seat then down. Sasuke put his eyes back on the road biting his lip as his lover unbuttoned and unzipped his pants. Fuck he was already hard, the raven shuddered as that familiar mouth wrapped around him. A pale hand tangled into sunshine locks as Sasuke's black eyes blinked rapidly in order to keep focused on the road.

Naruto sucked gently, laving the erect member with his tongue. He slipped his hand, the best he could, into the pants to fondle heavy balls. The blonde then gave a sharp suck as he pulled away looking up at his lover. "Sasuke…" Onyx eyes cut down and the raven groaned as Naruto licked the slit of his cock causing a stream of pre-cum to flow out of it. The tanned man hummed in pleasure before sucking on the head of Sasuke's dick.

"Fuck Naruto,…you're such a cockslut…" The Uchiha moaned out, quickly snapping his eyes open in order to watch the road.

"Mmn, only for yours Sasuke." Naruto said as he flicked his tongue once again over the slit. "I love the way your cock feels in my mouth, the way it tastes. I love it when you fuck my mouth and groan out my name as your rich cum shoots down my throat." He nibbled the underside of the raven's manhood, along the vein there. "But most of all, I love your big cock pounding into my tight hole."

Sasuke almost came right then and there but Naruto prevented his release. "God, Naru…your killing me…" His eyes were hazy and he tried hard not to lose his composure, he was still driving after all.

Naruto snickered as he licked the tip of the member again, a devilish grin then spread across his face. "Ne, Sasuke?" After hearing a breathy 'hn' the blonde continued. "What did you get me for Christmas?"

The raven froze, it never failed, every Christmas Naruto would ask him what he got for him and every year the sneaky blonde got him to tell. Well not this year! Sasuke stiffened slightly, his eyes focused on the road as he ignored his lover.

"Sasuke?" Naruto asked, though the young Uchiha continued to stare straight ahead. "Fine! I won't let you cum unless you tell me!" The blonde raised his voice as he pouted.

Sasuke twitched. Don't look at him, if you don't see his face then you won't give in! Be strong, you're an Uchiha are you not? "Tch, dobe I'm not telling you and that's final. Besides I don't need to cum, I've already fucked you brainless plenty of times last night. Or did you forget that that was the reason you stayed in bed late?"

Naruto growled lightly in the back of his throat before pulling away, leaving Sasuke to put himself back in his pants. The blonde turned away from his lover, his arms crossed over his chest as he glared out the window. "Fine then, bastard guess you'll have to live with blue balls for a few months."

Sasuke mentally wept at those words, though he would have to watch his back. Naruto was prone to acting sultry on purpose in order to get what he wanted. The raven glanced down at his hard dick, he would have to think of something fast in order for it to go away. After about a half an hour of mentally ranting to himself about a certain blonde being the antichrist, Sasuke was finally able to will away his erection enough to put it away. Naruto was still ignoring him and Kiba had awakened complaining about being hungry.

"Shut it mutt, lest I cut out your tongue, shove it down your throat and throw you into oncoming traffic." The raven haired driver growled.

"Whoa, what crawled up your ass, Uchiha?" Naruto snickered while Kiba barked out a laugh. Sasuke did not find this funny and slammed on his breaks causing both the blonde and brunette to crash forward. Naruto's head hit the dashboard as Kiba's hit the back of the blonde's seat. Then calmly, the raven continued to drive.

"TEME! What the fuck did you do that for!" The tanned blonde screeched as he rubbed his aching nose.

"Hn."


They had finally arrived after dropping Kiba off at his folks place. Naruto jumped out of the car, slammed the door and yelled his head off. "Teme! If you want to act like a dick then you can sleep on the fucking couch!"

Itachi stood at the door of his and Deidara's house as he watched the scene unfold. Sasuke stepped out of the car looking pissed as well, though he didn't slam his door. The younger raven grabbed some bags and walked past the angry blonde with a 'hn'. "Little brother what is going on?"

Sasuke glared but said nothing as he walked past his brother and into the house. Naruto on the other hand, after grabbing some bags stomped his way up to the porch. "I'll tell you what the hell is going on! That fucking asshole slammed on the brakes twice nearly killing us the second time as we hit a patch of ice! Kiba and I didn't even do anything!" As Naruto said this Itachi got a look of understanding. Yes, Kiba and Naruto together was a bad pair to be traveling with.

The raven then smirked. Hn, Sasuke must not have gotten to molest Naruto on the way here. He chuckled as the blonde stormed into the house then closed the door, locking up and calling it a night. It was after midnight after all.


Itachi had gotten up early even after going to bed late, so now he sat in the living room on his large recliner with a cup of coffee. He took a sip as he stared at his little brother laying on the couch. He didn't understand why the younger Uchiha didn't sleep in one of the other rooms, at least he would have had a bed to sleep in for the night since they would be occupied for the rest of the week to fallow. The raven sighed.

Sasuke still wore his heavy jacket, his knees were bent as he was partially curled in on himself, and inky locks were messy as if from a restless sleep. The older Uchiha shook his head, the younger of the two always looked sloppy after a fight with the hyper blonde. Sasuke most likely wouldn't eat today and would mope around the house but come tomorrow both would have made up with lots of…

Itachi shook his head rapidly and grimaced. God he hoped they made up quietly for once. Glancing at the clock, it read 7 a.m., he sighed. Their mother would be showing up soon and the Uzumakis' would be coming around lunch. He sighed again. Might as well start making breakfast since everyone will be getting up soon. The raven thought to himself as he rose and went to the kitchen.

Soon after Naruto walked downstairs, he saw Sasuke and frowned. The bastard didn't even try to come into the bedroom not even once, well he had told the raven he would be sleeping on the couch but the other rooms were empty so why…? The blonde shook his head to dispel his thoughts. He continued his way to the kitchen without a second look at his sleeping lover.


When Mikoto arrived she looked a little off even though she smiled at Itachi as well as the others. She even smiled softly as she spotted her youngest son sleeping on the couch. Gently shaking him awake she said. "Sasuke dear, it's already past nine. Time to get up."

Onyx eyes lazily blinked open. "Mom…?" He asked sleepily and Mikoto's smile widened and a soft giggle escaped her lips.

"Of course dear, now tell me why are you sleeping on the couch, and with out a blanket at that?"

Sasuke yawned tiredly as he sat up running a hand through his hair. "Mmn, no big deal…just a small fight."

"Over what? I know you two fight and all but what caused it this time?" She asked.

"Nothing."

"Oh, it had to be something otherwise Naru wouldn't kick you out onto the couch." Mikoto said as she sat next to the raven. Sasuke rolled his eyes but didn't look at his mother as a small blush covered his cheeks. With a quick glance he found no one else in the room and sighed.

"Well…"

Flashback

Naruto was still treating him as if he didn't exist, not only because the raven wouldn't tell him what his Christmas present was but also for the whole breaking thing earlier. Sasuke sighed as the blonde and Kiba joked around, it was slightly irritating but he knew not to give in. That's what his little lover wanted. He glared at the road in front of him.

They had already stopped to take a bathroom break as well as eat their bentos even if it was late and they were almost there. But Sasuke needed a small break as well, he didn't want Naruto to drive do to the ice and all, so he took about a ten minute power nap as Kiba and the blonde stretched their legs. And now here he was driving as well as a bit peeved that his little lover was still ignoring him like he was. The brunette was now sitting behind Sasuke so that Naruto didn't have to turn all the way around in order to talk. The raven mentally groaned, really did they have to be so loud?

He sighed, closing his eyes briefly before snapping them open as he caught site of something darting across the road. Slamming on the breaks in an attempt to not hit the poor kitten crossing the road. Thank Kami, that there weren't many cars on these roads that late. But in order to save a little kitten he hit a patch of ice nearly flipping the car as it spun raising up on two wheels.

Kiba let out a yelp as he hit the door hard and Naruto screamed as he was flung into the Uchiha. As the car's other two tires hit the ground the three occupants were all shocked into silence before the blonde started screeching, cussing Sasuke out. "What the fuck do you think you were doing Sasuke! You could have gotten us killed are you fucking out of your mind!" The raven opened his mouth to tell his pissed off and scared lover that it was an accident, that he didn't see the ice and tried to miss killing a defenseless cat but Naruto punched him.

After that Naruto continued his bitching though Sasuke remained silent. This only made to piss the blonde off even more so than he already was. Even after dropping the brunette off the Uzumaki relentlessly yelled and cussed the pale raven out.

End Flashback

Mikoto sighed. "Sasuke, why don't you just tell Naruto why you did it? I'm sure he would listen to you now that he's not scared to death." Her son shook his head.

"No, it's fine. If I tell him he will just fell guilty about everything he said as well as punching me, so I won't worry about it. I'd rather see him mad at me then see him upset." Sasuke said as he ran a hand through his inky locks.

The woman smiled and pulled her son into a warm embrace. "I have such a wonderful and caring son, I'm so proud!" At this the youngest Uchiha blushed as he tried to pull away.

"Mother this is embarrassing! Stop it!" Mikoto giggled and kissed Sasuke's forehead, neither had noticed the person listening in on their conversation.


There you have it another chapter after so long a wait! Hope you enjoyed it. Please read and review! Thanks!