Hey there, I know it's been a while since I last updated. I've been really busy this past month and stuff. I'm in a new semester for school so I have all new classes that I had to get use to then I had my Odyssey of the mind and I've been there this whole month sine my competition is this Saturday and all. I'm surprised I'm even on but I actually was free so I thought hey why not finish this one chapter! I hope you enjoy it just remember I was half dead when I wrote this.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO...only my pelvic thrust ;)
"Hey Ino?" Looking over to Sakura, Ino sighed, she thought she was going to get some peace and quiet.
"What forehead?" Sakura glared at Ino and proceeded to talk.
"I don't look like I like Sasuke, right?
"Yeah you and Sasuke could totally be a couple with the way you two act." Ino smiled and waved her hand dismissively at Sakura and continued to read her seventeen magazine. Gossip was her fucking muse.
"Kay, hey wanna pelvic thrust Naruto?"
"Hells yes, but after I finish this page."
Sakura seriously loved to pelvic thrust, who fucking cares if she looked gay? It was fun and that's what life was about, seriously. The best part was Ino loved to pelvic thrust to, almost as much as her. Because seriously who doesn't love scaring Naruto and getting a weird look from Sasuke; plus the fact the fan girls practically die when they see them do it.
To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
I need your help
To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
The hell?
To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
Just fucking help me!
The dipshit Ami won't leave me alone
To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
Sure thing bastard!
"Naruto what did you think of the test?"
"Huh, oh I probably failed!"
Sakura gave Naruto a weird look, seriously didn't this kid care at all about his grades? Oh well, looking at him he seemed to be searching for someone; maybe Hinata?
"Naruto who are you looking for?" Naruto gave her a startled look and said no one in particular and that it might be possibly Ami.
"Why are you looking at me like that, Sakura?"
"Oh no reason, I think it's just weird how YOU'RE looking for AMI, what about HINATA?"
"What about Hinata?" Naruto asked. Seriously Sakura thought, what went through this kids mind; he was as a dumb as a doornail. Well I guess it was time to thrust the pelvic to get Naruto talking.
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"Sakura what the hell are you doing?" Looking over Sakura saw Sasuke giving her a plain look but his eyes read 'what the hell, you retard you're giving all of us a bad reputation when you do that.'
Yes even though Sasuke didn't say much his eyes did. Which Sakura can only think of as fucking sexy as hell.
Anyways to the point Sasuke was just plain embarrassed as hell when Sakura did that, because seriously it wasn't cool. It didn't help that Ino encouraged Sakura even more than needed, hell even Naruto did it, yes even though the poor boy was scared out of his wits when Sakura or Ino did it, it was only because he was caught off guard.
"Oh ya know, thrusting my pelvic."
"Really now, Sakura?" Sasuke said in low tone, which always made Sakura a little nervous, because has she ever mentioned he was pretty much sexy as hell, because if she didn't she's letting you now.
Sasuke Uchiha, her bestest friend on the planet, who can be the biggest ass sometimes, was sexy as hell and she was sortamaybekindainlovewithhim.
"SAK YOU NEED TO WIND IT UP!"
"Huh? Oh right Naruto, I need to wind it up more!"
"That's right wind it up, more, more more! NO, WIND IT UP, WIND IT UP, THERE YOU GO!" Sasuke nearly face palmed because seriously, what was wrong with those two? He was so glad that Ino was not there right now or the situation at hand would've been even worse and hell even more embarrassing, if that was even possible. If just some random passerby looked at them, they would've got the wrong impression but luckily everyone in the school was use to their weird ways. I mean c'mon ceiling crawls, thrusting of the pelvic, shoulder bumps and so much more were just so normal to everyone. You really don't want to see them when they drink coffee, lets just say it gets bad and we'll leave it at that.
"Whoa Sakura wind it up in moderation!" Speak of the devil, Ino arrived and was now pelvic thrusting with Naruto and Sakura.
"Sorry Ino didn't mean to insult you!" Giggled Sakura, Ino just rolled her eyes and smirked. Then all at once they all pelvic thrusted at the same time.
To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: OH SHET DID YOU SEE THAT?
Okay don't freak out because I will kill you but, I sortamaybekindareallylikeSasukeabunch.
Now that I got that off my chest onto some more important news, I can't get my pelvic thrust the way I want it. It pretty much sucks butt.
ALSO Naruto was looking for Ami, be suspicious, I sort of forgot to tell you that since we were thrusting our pelvic for most of the day.
What do you think of this dilemma? AND we are no longer going to get bitch with Sasuke!
Kay lates!
-Sakura
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: My pelvic thrust? Yeah I saw that!
I kind of already knew, so you didn't need to tell me that!
Your pelvic thrust needs a little more UMPFH! Wind it up just enough and it'll be perfect, also don't forget to jump when first starting!
Also NEVER forget when you land and your going into the thrust you must land on your toes because it's like a Micheal Jackson move, which makes us super duper cool!
IDIOT! You 'forgot' to tell me?(I jest but still!) I wonder why he was looking for her, Sasuke doesn't even like her!
I'm a little sad because all of our effort has gone to waste...WAIT why were we trying to set him up?
On the other hand I'm not sad because now I can set you and him up! It shouldn't be to hard because hellllllllooooo you two are best friends and it'll be easy!
You and him shall make a fantastical couple! You'll be a powerhouse!
Yeaaaah Buddy!
-Ino
To: Naruto
From: Ino
Subject: Shit is happening
Sakura thinks Sasuke is sexy and is deeply in love with him. Ask him what he thinks of her and report back to me!
-Ino
To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: That's one sexy pelvic ;)
You already knew? How on earth, I just figured out I liked him like a lot a few nights ago when he and I were talking on AIM.
I just NAILED my thrust, I'll show it to you tomorrow! This is an exciting moment for me!
I feel bad for Sasuke ever since we introduced Ami to Sasuke she's been like STALKING him! It's a little creepy, I hope I never act like that, it's scary!
You're effort hasn't gone all to waste, I mean we got to crawl in the CEILING! It's all the chizz now!
We tried to set him up because you thought he was 'eying' her, which was really all a lie!
Um...I don't want to date him...
-Sakura
To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
Subject: Guess what! I'll give you a hint! PINK FLOWER
Do you like Sakura?
-Naruto
To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
Subject: Sakura
Yeah?
-Sasuke
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: I know look at it thrust!
BECAUSE, you've been eying him more obvious now! You sneak glances at him and sometimes you blush when he puts his arm around you. You never look at him in class unless it's a glare because he won't give you a pencil; plus you never use to blush around him ever!
I'm sure your thrust is sexy but it will never be as sexy as mine! Yeaaah buddy!
I feel bad for him to, well to a point at least. I mean stalking his house is very creepy but when it comes to creeping in school it can be funny, other times I will punch that girl when she interrupts me at lunch.
No one interrupts INO YAMANKA! HEAR ME ROAR!
I love crawling in the ceiling, very fun BUT dangerous! It gives me a sense of rush or something!
WHY don't YOU want to DATE HIM?
-Ino
To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
Subject: Damn how'd you know?
Seriously? You're not shitting me?
-Naruto
To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
Subject: Pink Flower
Nope
-Sasuke
To: Ino
From: Naruto
Subject: Ew that's gross
He likes her...So uh what now?
-Naruto
To: Naruto
From: Ino
Subject: I wasn't even thinking of that you loser
We hook them up, obviously! But Sakura says she doesn't want to date him. She'll probably go through that shit of 'I don't want to ruin our friendship' or something.
She won't ruin our fun!
-Ino
To: Ino
From: Naruto
Subject: I wasn't even THINKING of that you sicko!
Okay, well find out the reason and then we'll plan from there!
-Naruto
Like it? Hate it? Review it!
I know this isn't as long as my other chapters, but I'm tired and you need to give me some credit I'm never on that much anymore. So I know I was obsessed with the whole pelvic thrust thing. It's just my friends and I are awkward and weird and we tend to do that, I learned it in hip-hop and it was fun. Now everyone does it. The whole wind it up thing, yeah I give credit to my friend Reed, a few days ago he kept telling my friend Madi that she should wind it up more then when she finally did she apparently had wounded it up to much and he told her to do it in moderation. It's some fun things, a lot of the things I write about happens in my life, like the Micheal Jackson thing...So to get to the point this chapter is basically my life haha...Hope you enjoyed don't forget to review!
~Lily
Updated: 3-02-11