Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight (Property of Stephanie Meyer) or Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) I would be swimming in money, gems and jewellery, and obviously, since I'm here, I'm not.
AN: And enter the overdramatic, stupid, bitchy Bella!
-Chapter Four: I HATE the Midget!—
Previously:
Laurent nodded, "I thought the same thing. Well, what do we do?"
Harry smiled grimly, "We wait."
-When the Storm Breaks-
Bella Swan didn't like these new vampires one bit.
The dark one ate humans and the Midget one… Well he just annoyed the hell out of her!
The Midget and Edward were always having conversations that she wasn't a part of and she hated to see them talking. Edward's face would always light up when the Midget would say something particularly amusing and he actually looked happy for once… Bella would have none of it!
So she started to bound over to Edward when he was talking with the Midget, when Alice was talking with Midget she would go and ask her for a make-over.
But then the Midget started hanging out with Emmett, joking around and learning about sports. He would go to Carlisle to talk about medicine and Rosalie to talk about 'the human'.
The last straw was when Midget started helping Esme cook her meals…
-When the Storm Breaks-
Bella chucked her lunch at the wall, where it broke noisily, gaining the attention of everyone near her – Edward, Esme and Harry.
"Isabella, what was that for?" Edward asked, disapprovingly glancing at her spaghetti bolognaise which was now running down Esme's previously clean white wall, leaving a brown trail in its wake.
Bella slid down in her seat and crossed her arms, ignoring the hurt look she was getting from Esme and the glare she was receiving from the Midget.
"My name's Bella," she huffed, "and I hate him!" she jabbed her finger forcefully in the Midget's direction.
"I think we already gathered that," Harry replied dryly, crossing his arms and clucking his tongue disapprovingly as he watched Esme clean up Bella's mess.
"Shut UP!" She screamed, "I'm not talking to YOU! You fucking midget!"
In her anger – and mainly because she wanted to – Bella picked up the knife from the dining room table and threw it as hard as she could in the direction of the raven-haired vampire…
-When the Storm Breaks-
James sat on a rock, using a stick to draw a complicated pattern on the ground while Victoria passed restlessly; shooting him worried looks every now and then.
Victoria wondered what had gotten into James, he usually followed Harry's orders, and he had always followed his orders.
Until now.
-When the Storm Breaks-
When the Midget turned back from inspecting the wall to Bella and saw the knife hurtling towards him, he didn't have time to move. Harry let out what almost sounded like a 'meep' and put his hands out as if defending himself, and the knife promptly froze mid-throw. He plucked it out of the air and started twirling said object in his fingers.
"It's not nice to throw knives."
Bella let out a scream of frustration and looked fiercely in the Midget's direction. Harry just smirked in reply…
-When the Storm Breaks
The Cullen's were having a family meeting, (Plus Bella, who was "Sleeping over" until the threat of James was non-existent.) before dinner, to discuss the discovery of Harry's ability.
"So he froze a knife mid-flight, who cares?" Bella said, stamping her foot angrily.
"You idiot girl, he has psychokinesis!" Rosalie snapped angrily at the dumb human who had somehow captured Edward's attention.
"Psycho-what?" Bella replied, an ugly frown marring her face.
"Psychokinesis," Alice chirped happily, "meaning 'movement from the mind', you know? Like that girl from Carrie?"
Isabella just blinked up at her stupidly and Rosalie huffed.
"You know… Telekinesis? Moving things with your mind, girl!" she snapped.
"Geez, could have just said," Bella defended, huddling further into Edward's embrace.
"Well what do we do?" Carlisle asked, trying to stop the fighting.
"Get rid of him," Bella demanded, her voice muffled from Edward's chest.
"Can I fight him?" Emmett asked excitedly, having ignored what his wife and Bella had been arguing about.
"Kill him for me?" Bella asked, trying to mirror Harry's pout but only managing to appear like she had just done a rather large shit in her knickers.
-When the Storm Breaks-
When I wrote; "Bella let out a scream of frustration and looked fiercely in the Midget's direction." I was thinking, "Pose for the camera darling! Look fierce! You're a lion, honey! Oh, brilliant!" =]
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