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-Chapter Five: Dragons—

Previously:

"Can I fight him?" Emmett asked, having ignored what his wife and Bella had been arguing about.

"Kill him for me?" Bella asked, trying to mirror Harry's pout but only managing to appear like she had just done a rather large shit in her knickers.

-When the Storm Breaks-

'Dinner for the human' was tense. Bella moodily picked at her food as Edward carefully watched her. Harry – who had thought it best not to join in with the cooking this time – was drawing a picture of a dragon, a Hungarian Horntail if his hazy memories served him correctly, and trying to ignore Bella's piercing stare.

"What are you drawing?" she asked, craning her neck to try to see the image.

Harry held it up for her. "A Hungarian Horntail," he announced, proudly gazing at his masterpiece.

Bella squinted, "Is that a dog?"

Harry pouted, "It's a dragon."

Bella snorted, "Dragons aren't real!"

Harry was still pouting. "Yes they are."

Bella sneered, "They're not."

Harry glared at the ignorant human.

"You never knew vampires existed before," he pointed out, annoyed at her lack of respect for his crappy drawing skills.

"Yes, but dragons do not exist."

"Prove it," he demanded, crossing his arms.

"I… Uhhmm… Well, dragons are supposed to be huge. How could people not know about them?"

"There's a reservation in Romania," Harry smirked. "Anyway, idiotic muggles don't know about lots of things… Vampires, werewolves, shape-shifters, veelas, trolls, dragons… Et cetera…"

Bella's eyes were wide, "Muggles?"

Harry rolled his eyes, "Non-magic folk."

Isabella sneered, "There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Magic."

Harry almost seemed to pale beyond vampire colours, before he grinned coldly, "My uncle used to ell me the same thing."

Edward was looking at Harry sadly.

"Sorry about your uncle," he muttered shyly, glancing down and to the side.

Harry smiled back, "It's not your fault."

There was a lapse of silence before the nomad spoke again.

"So you read minds?"

Edward nodded and smiled, "Yeah."

Bella grumpily went back to eating.

-When the Storm Breaks-

After dinner the Cullen's, Harry, Laurent and Bella were sitting in the lounge room, this time Harry was drawing an image of a cat with a rather flat face and an ugly scowl, when Emmett asked what it was Harry had called it 'Crookshanks'.

Carlisle opened his mouth to start talking when there was a knock at the door.

Alice cheerfully bounded to the door, obviously having seen this coming and opened it with a big smile on her face.

"Come in!"

There was a slightly startled noise before the scents of three humans drifted into the living room.

-When the Storm Breaks-

James finished drawing his map and let out an appreciative hum before looking up and at Victoria.

"'Toria, come. Look at this."

Victoria wanted over and stared at the image for five seconds, "What is it?

James smiled, "I drew a map of Neverland from memory!"

Victoria sighed and James frowned, "Back to the drawing board?"

-When the Storm Breaks-

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