A/N: apparently my exams don't seem to matter to me anymore, seeing as I can't seem to get off the computer and stop typing up chapter for a while to study...SO REVIEW AND TELL ME THAT I'M NT SCREWING OVER MY EXAMS FOR NOTHING! Oh, and please vote on my poll. Also if you guys have any ideas for dares or truths or whatever let me know in a review and you might just get mentioned in the story! I'm gonna introduce a character and I need a name for her, yes, it's a girl and, well she might just be in it for a while. Also she's gonna be the one that gets pranked.

Esme's POV

Well, well, well. Look who has them looking like deer in headlights now! ME!

I think that I'll play with them for a while.

"So, who would like to take up my challenge? Alice? Edward? Jasper? Who will I choose?" I sang watching them all visibly squirm.

Having this control was kind of refreshing. I already knew who I was going to choose, but I thought that I found let them suffer some more.

"So, are you all sorry about what you all did a few weeks ago? Breaking my favourite vase? If it wasn't for Jasper I probably would still be mad at you all!" I said giving my middle son a look which said 'you will pay'.

I was rewarded by watching him gulping and shrinking back.

Me, sweet, innocent Esme had just made my son who had lived through the civil war and killed who-knows-how-many newborn vampires gulp and shrink back.

I stood there for a few more minutes watching them all squirm a little more. Then I turned to my husband and gave him a small wink.

He looked at me with adoration, love, respect and amusement pouring out of his eyes. Then he gave me one of his small but subtle smiles which held all the love in the world.

Thinking that my children had been punished enough, I looked at them all and said:

"Jasper, what do you choose?"

"Truth" he said.

"Told you he'd be a sissy and choose truth" came Emmett's voice from the seat behind Jasper.

"I'm not a sissy" Jazz said through gritted teeth, trying to keep his emotions in check. "Fine, I pick dare." He said looking Emmett in the eyes, who was grinning from ear to ear.

"Oooh, oooh, I have a new rule to be introduced" Emmett all but screamed earning himself a smack from Rose and a few glares from the passengers.

"What is it Em?" Alice asked with the same enthusiasm.

I swear I don't know what my family would be like without those two...in fact; I don't know what this family would be like without any of my children.

I remember when we left Bella, because Edward though it was best for her and I was attacked by a wave of pain.

I watched as Jasper flinched back from the pain and the others looked at us with curiosity.

Answering there curious gazes I said: "I was just thinking about what our life would be like without one of us."

You didn't need to be a mind reader to know that I was talking about the time that we had left Bella.

In an attempt to change the subject I turned to Emmett. "So, what was this new rule you wanted to introduce?"

"Huh? Oh, well I was just thinking that we should each only be allowed two truths and that we should only be allowed to perform dares. So cane we?"

"Emmett, that's a great idea!" Alice squealed. "So we all only get two truths...and no I'm not changing my mind Edward!" she huffed. We all learnt long ago not to bet against Alice so we just went along with it.

"Well, Jasper, are you ready for your dare?" I asked, sounding very much like Alice for a second.

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Bella POV

Poor Jasper. I can't believe that Esme would make him do that! Although it should be pretty funny to watch. Even Edward seems to find this amusing having taken the video camera out of my hand and begun to film his brother embarrass himself, himself.

I felt a tug on my clothes and looked down at my daughter.

"What is it sweetie?" I asked her.

"Mummy I'm tired." She said with a yawn.

"'well why don't you go o sleep for a while? I'll wake you up when someone picks you okay?"

"'kay" she said, too tired to argue or complain.

"Edward, give camera to Ali and come help me" I whispered quietly so as not to wake my angel up. He immediately gave the camera to Alice and came to help me with Renesmee (A/N: I wanted to make Renesmee a baby even though I said that she is a teenager in looks. I want her to be a toddler about 4 years old, because of the dare I have planned for her.)

As Edward set up Renesmee's bed I saw Jasper come back out ready to do his dare, and couldn't help the laughter that escaped my mouth.

Hearing this Edward looked up and started laughing, while Emmett rolled on the floor and Jasper sent us all waves of embarrassment and a glare which made us all stop laughing.

Jasper's POV

I can't believe Esme's making me do this. She's my own mother for god's sake.

This is so embarrassing! I thought to myself as I got all of the things that I would need for y dare.

How did Alice even know at we would need all this stuff?

I quickly changed into my outfit and put on all my...um, necessary equipment and walked out of the bathroom and back into the cabin, where they all started laughing at me when they saw what I looked like.

Well two can play at that game. I thought and sent them all waves of embarrassment and a glare, which immediately shut them up.

Walking up to the middle of the aisle and setting up my dare was probably the most embarrassing thing that I have ever done.

No wait, scratch that what I did next was even more embarrassing.

Setting up all the Barbie and ken dolls that I had, thanks to Alice of course, to make it look like the civil war.

Then I continued to act out the war from the beginning to the end. Even though it went against all of my instincts, morals and beliefs I had no choice to complete his dare or else I would have to face the forfeit and knowing my family it will not be something bearable.

I could hear laughter echoing up and down the hallway; even some of the stewardesses had come to watch the show.

But that wasn't all I could feel. There was lust coming off of most of the females staring at me.

There was also jealousy and looking up I could see the little frown on my angels face and gave her a reassuring smile to let her knew that I only loved her.

I saw the frown disappear from her face to be replaced with an angelic smile, with that I turned back to my dare.

From the corner of my eyes I could see my family in hysterics, even my pixie.

When she caught me looking at her she gave me a sympathetic smile but it didn't stop her from laughing at me like the rest.

On the bright side I get my revenge on someone. That thought alone cheered me up and put and evil and cunning smile to my face.

I could feel the confusion and fear coming off of my siblings and parents, they were scared. So they should be. I would exact my revenge on them.

Rosalie POV

I watched as my twin walked out of the bathroom and into the middle of the aisle.

This moment alone was price less and worth million bucks.

From the looks of things he has a lot to learn if he tins that whatever it was that he had put onto his face was makeup.

Jasper was wearing a Barbie doll beach outfit...and it didn't really fit him.

He was wearing mini-shorts which showed everything, and I mean everything, they were so tight. Instead do of a top Alice had given him a bikini top which he had filled with tissue paper to make him look similar to a Barbie doll. And on top of his head was a very ugly blonde wig. It looked more like a yellow rat in my opinion!

Then there was his face which for all intents and purposes should be under a plastic bag.

I mean, seriously how bad can one person be at putting on a little eyeliner, mascara and lipstick. Even Emmett can do better and that, and that's saying something, considering.

As he set all his dolls up Jasper started his playacting in a really high-pitched voice.

"So, ken, what do you want to do?" he asked one doll.

"I know Barbie, why don't we act out the civil world war?" he answered playing with a ken doll and making his voice deeper.

"Ohhhhh, yeah, let's do that!" he squealed and it took all my effort to keep from falling out of my set in laughter.

I have no idea how Alice kept the camera so steady while her body was shaking with laughter.

As Jasper was 'performing' I looked around to see that almost every single female here was lusting after hi, which I found thoroughly disturbing, I mean he was my brother.

I turned to look at Alice and see how she was taking all these girls looking at her husband.

Looking at Alice I saw that she was frowning and that the green eyed monster in her was coming out. I was about to tell her to calm down (I didn't want our secret to be exposed) when her frown disappeared and was replaced by a smile.

I turned back to see Jasper smiling at her. Letting her know that he only had eyes for her, it was disgusting but adorable none-the-less.

Emmett POV

Seeing Jasper coming back to us made me realise that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to call him a sissy...or to have dobbed him and Alice in for doing it in Edward's Volvo, which caused a fight between the two and it ended with Edward burning one of his favourite books.

Not the best idea I've had...

Watching Jasper come back to us ripping the blonde wig off his head I said: "Awwwww, I miss jasmine bring her back!"

I really don't know when to stop do I?

Looking around everyone was looking at me like I had developed some sort of deadly disease. Well it didn't matter. He wouldn't choose me...would he? I mean Edward burned his book!

Yeah, and you dobbed him in! Said a voice in the back of my head.

One more look at him told me that he would.

Jasper POV

As I walked back to my family I ripped off the stupid wig and threw it on the floor.

I was not in a good mood, and Emmett trying to provoke me just made my mood even worse.

Looking at him I said: "If you want to be on my hit list the by all means go on keep provoking me Em, you might just lose a limb."

"BOYS!" Esme cried.

"Sorry, mum." We both mumbled.

"Well, it seems it's my turn to choose. Who will it be?" I teased them.

Looking around I thought, you don't mess with Jasper! And it just made me smile even more, thus, scaring the carp out of my family!

A/N: so, who will Jasper choose? Well looks like you'll have to wait and se won't you!

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