Yeah, yeah I know I haven't updated in ages! But school sucks and I've basically failed in every subject I have and got the 'we're so disappointed in you' speech...which meant no computer for me! So now I really have to pick up on all my stories all over again and I'm not even sure where I left them off...Oh god! Soooo please review and make my day again!

Jasper P.O.V

Looking at my family squirm in front of me gave a sort of thrill that I had this affect on them. It was amazing how a person's emotions could change so quickly from laughter and amusement into that of fear and absolute horror...it was amazing and I absolutely loved it.

Yeah, yeah... I know what ya'll are thinking: 'I'm sick if I enjoy torturing my family so much'...but you don't understand, I've been waiting for this day ever since I first met everyone.

Not my Alice of course...but everyone else, I've wanted to get back at for something.

Now all I had to do was choose who the perfect person for my dare would be...

? P.O.V

I can't believe he is making me do this!

I mean what the hell have I done to him to deserve this torture?

I will never be able to look Edward in the eye the same way again... I can't believe that Jasper would embarrass me like this! What have I ever done to him to encourage this type of torture...?

Okay well I admit there was that one time where I made him dress up as a nurse because Renesmee wanted a real live barbie doll to play dress ups with. No one but Jasper was home and so I asked him to play with her. It's not like I knew that Nessie wanted to play doctors... Just like I didn't know that he was to be the nurse who got injured while she was the doctor fixing him up.

... I mean all I did was provide the girl with the outfit...and now looking back I remember Jasper's main excuse to get out of the whole situation was that there was no outfit for him to dress up.

Perhaps I should have gone along with him and told Nessie that there was no nurse outfit for Jasper to wear, rather than run out with the outfit at hand. I also probably shouldn't have shoved it into Jasper's hands telling him that he and Alice had just bought the nurse outfit last week.

Sometimes I cannot believe my own stupidity.

Either way, Jasper will pay for this...

EVRYONE ELSE POV

OMG!

Jasper is plain eviiiiiiil!

Edward POV

I cannot believe Jasper. I just cannot believe him!

That evil vampire-barbie brother of mine has found a way to torture two people in our family with just one dare!

Only his sick brain is able to come up with something as evil as this... I bet it's all because of that time where my baby girl made him dress up as a nurse, or it could quite possibly be about that time where I burnt his favourite war book.

But I think it's mainly about the nurse incident.

I mean, just because I put the idea into Nessie's head doesn't make the whole thing my fault. His wife knew about it, that's why she bought the outfit in the first place. The blame should be solely on her! She's the one who didn't warn him and the one who bought the outfit! But he seems to just overlook that fact! What kind of a brother is he?

Anyway, I wouldn't have told Nessie to do anything like that and Emmett wouldn't have caught them and told me, if he and Alice could have held themselves together for a little while longer and reached their room, rather gotten down and dirty IN MY PRECIOUS VOLVO!

I had to get rid of the seat and have them all replaced! Then I had to have it all thoroughly cleaned...SEVEN TIMES...and even then I still felt disgusted and grossed out about even setting foot into my Volvo. I had to get a newer mode and destroy my old one...it was one of the hardest moments of my life.

Everyone found it ENORMOUSLY funny that I was so wound up about my car and made fun of me... even Jasper and that was what tipped me over the edge.

So, I pretended to get over it and got my innocent daughter involved in my payback, knowing that no one would suspect this of her (yea, I kinda feel guilty about that). I set up cameras all over the house from different angles to record the going-ons.

Then once I had my 'evidence' I put it up on a website for all to see and comment on. (Luckily for me there was no vampire-ness to be seen). I also put Jazz's number at the bottom saying that he was looking for an acting job and if there were any auditions open to let him know cause he was desperate.

Revenge is sweet, especially when you have a whole site dedicated to it! *insert evil laugh here*

? POV

Well here goes nothing...

FML!

So let me know what you think about the chapter...oh, and my updates will be more regular from now on since school is on a temporary break...and I have a lot of free time.

And just so y'all know I have got the next chapter written...but I still wanna hear about who you guys think is the person chosen for Jasper's dare and what the dare is.

If I get 5 reviews then I'll update tomorrow...so PLEASE REVIEW! And vote on my pole...or better yet, DO BOTH!

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