Doctor In Jeopardy

So I guess you can all guess from the title of the chapter who the 'chosen one' for Jasper's dare is. Anyway I only got one review last time and I just wanna thank them for putting aside a minute or two of their time to comment on my fic. I'm really sorry I can't remember your name cause I'm currently writing this while I'm half asleep! But you will get a mention in the next chapter! Again thank you so much! And for everyone else reading pleaaaaaaaaaaase review! Love you all! ENJOY!

Esme POV

Oh, my poor Carlisle! Why would my Jasper do this to him?

Sure, I remember the whole nurse incident but I never really got the whole story from anyone. Edward was too pleased with himself, so I understood that he had played a role, but shouldn't that mean he should be targeting Edward and not dear Carlisle...then again in a way he is targeting Edward as well. After this dare goes down, I don't think Carlisle and Edward will ever be able to look at each other the same way again.

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to play this game...but then again, knowing Carlisle he will get Jasper back one way or another...actually this dare might backfire on Jasper in a way...

Edward POV

I. WILL. KILL. HIM!
I will tear his limbs apart then wait for them to reattach and KILL HIM AGIAN!

Turning, I saw Alice's dark face and decided I will just burn his motorbike ...she never liked that thing, so she won't mind. Jasper loved it though and it made it all that much sweeter. Besides he made me get rid of my precious Volvo and laughed at me. It's only fair that I destroy the thing he cares about most...apart from Alice, of course.

I do not want to be under Alice's wrath and Esme wouldn't like it if I killed one of her sons, so I'll just stick to burning his bike!

I turned again to look at Alice and saw that she had a look of glee on her face to finally get rid of that bike. She didn't like it 'cause she claimed it gave her helmet hair. I told her not to wear a helmet and she just glared at me, saying that it won't make a difference, and the wind will just ruin her hair without the helmet.

What is it with girls and hair...maybe I should just shave Alice's hair off after we get back, that way she won't need to worry about it.

As soon as I thought about it, I heard a loud gasp leave Alice's mouth.

"You wouldn't" she said looking like she would cry if she could.

"Don't worry Alice, I'd never do that to you...even if your husband is an evil asswipe." I muttered under my breath.

Alice just giggled.

Sigh...what has my life come to?

FML!

Carlisle POV (bet you've all been wondering what the dare is huh? Well I'm not sure if I wanna reveal it yet...jks I'm not that cruel! ENJOY! And then review...Plssssssssssssss )

So, Jasper thinks he can get the better of me does he? Well we'll see what he thinks when I exact my revenge on him...in the most cruellest way I can think!

Muahahahahaahaha...WTF, did I just do?

Did I just laugh like one of those retarded villains in vampire movies?

As I walked towards the person I was to 'talk' to I felt a little sorry for her when she saw me approaching her... I mean after Emmett, I was pretty sure she was scarred for life and seeing me approaching her was probably doing nothing for her emotional health.

This was confirmed when I saw her visibly gulp, and thought about checking her blood pressure...

But, I couldn't let her see the look of sympathy on my face, so, instead I just smiled at her and took the vacant seat next to her.

After sitting in an uncomfortable silence for a couple of minutes I turned to her and spoke.

"So, my adoptive son over there," I said pointing at Emmett, "said that you're a great listener and helped him to get over his self-consciousness about his weight and I was wondering if you would be an angel and help me with my dilemma?" I asked her in my 'take pity on me' voice.

I saw the girl take a quick peek at my family, in particular Rosalie, and I assumed that she would rather endure the torture I would put he through rather than face Rosalie.

...Little did this poor, poor girl know what was coming.

Jasper POV

That's what you get for messing with me!

I mean I survived a war with newborns and the civil world war...you don't dress someone like me up in a nurse outfit and barbie clothes...or make an embarrassing website about me unless you want me to exact my revenge.

I mean I have GREAT plotting and planning skills. I WILL MAKE YOU PAY IF YOU MESS WITH ME!

...just like I'm doing right now!

Muahahahaahahaha...Ignore that, I DID NOT LAUGH LIKE AN IDIOT IN MY HEAD! GOT IT!

And now I'm talking to myself...WTF is wrong with me?

Rosalie POV

I saw the girl looking at me and thought that I'd send her a smile.

When she saw this she visibly paled and turned back to Carlisle...C'mon I'm not THAT scary, right?

Carlisle POV

When the girl turned back to me and nodded for me to talk, it was my turn to gulp.

I'm so sorry Edward. I thought to myself, while looking down into my lap.

When I finally had the courage to look back up at the girl, I had built up my resolve to come right out and say what I had to.

"Okay, I don't really know where to begin..." I said to her.

"Why don't you start from the beginning?" she asked in a slightly nervous yet annoyed voice.

"Ummm, well see, a few years ago, I started to feel these weird things towards my son and I didn't know what they are...I'm still not really sure what they are." I said mortified with myself.

I snuck a look at the girl and I was pretty sure that her face held the same look as mine.

"C-continue" she said, sounding as if she would rather I shut the hell up and walked away. Actually I wanted to shut the hell up and walk away but there was no way I would be taking the forfeit and so I continued in my mission to embarrass the hell out of me and Edward.

"Well, just a few weeks ago I started to have these weird dreams. I am able to control my emotions and feelings now but the dreams are something else entirely. Slowly I began to realise that I was no longer feeling as attracted to my wife as I was before and I would constantly find myself staring at my eldest son, Edward." I spoke a quietly as I could, trying to keep a little bit of my dignity.

I saw the girl looking at my family and trying to figure out who the sorry victim of my feelings were "he's the one with the bronze hair" I said to the girl, I still didn't know her name and I wanted to keep it that way. Therefore, I could try and forget this whole sorry act, but I doubted that would ever happen.

She turned back to me and nodded looking embarrassed, while I continued.

"Well, in these dreams it would be me and Edward talking and then everything would change and we would be in...ummmm, in ahh, in com-compromising positions?" I said making it sound more like a question rather than a statement.

She looked at me like she was about to cry and I thanked whatever god was out there that this dare was almost over.

"But then I would wake up and feel confused as to why this was happening. I mean, in most of the dreams the most we did was kiss, but in one of them we got a bit further than kissing and clothes started to come off." I said all in one breathe before I lost all of my courage.

"I mean, if my wife hadn't of woke me up I don't know what would have happened." I said with a shudder.

"She told me that I was having a nightmare and that she was worried about me. In a way it was true, I was having a nightmare, because I didn't enjoy any of it like I would have with my wife." I said to her in an honest voice.

She looked at me for a while, and then glanced at my family; looking back and forth between us.

Then when her eyes finally settled back on me, she opened her mouth a couple of times before closing it again.

When she finally opened her mouth and spoke again, it had been exactly 2 minutes and 23 seconds...I had counted how long I had to sit in this awkward silence with my family trying to conceal their laughter.

"I think your entire family should see a psychologist. You guys have some issues. Oh, and I recommend you speak to your wife and son about your...umm, dreams." She said in a voice that sounded as if she would like for me to leave her alone.

Well I wasn't going to argue with her and so I made my way over to my family.

But before I did, I turned to the girl and said with a smile: "Thank you so much! You've been a great help. Emmett was right, and that doesn't happen very often!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and muttered under her breath: "Glad I could be of use to your family of weirdos..."

I just smiled thinking about how I was going to get my revenge on Jasper.

Oh, how I love to be in charge!

I walked over to my family smiling a smile they've never seen before and from the looks on their faces they were petrified...especially Jasper, who was trying to send me waves of peace and tranquillity. I just looked at Bella and she blocked them from even reaching me and I smiled even wider when I saw Jasper gulp loudly and shrink back.

Bet he was regretting the dare he chose me now...but no, I'm not going to chose him.

I have something special planned for one of my children...something to make then PAY!

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