20 Ways To Annoy People In A Plane Chapter 8: Expectations, a twilight fanfic

So I'm updating today cause I've got nothing better to do and I haven't really been able to stop writing this story! I just absolutely LOVE the idea of making the cullens do things they normally wouldn't...I'm sick I know! LOL but I don't care! Hope you all enjoy the chappie and please leave me some love at the end and review!

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AND BACK TO THE CHAPTER AT HAND! ENJOY!

Jasper POV

Seeing my dad walking over towards us with a look that I have never seen on his face before, just made my heart sink.

It made me begin to doubt myself and that is something I have never done before.

As Carlisle made his way towards us, all I could think of was my dear Alice and what kind of torture he would put her through to get back at me.

I turned and looked towards my little pixie and for the first time in my life I saw that all the excitement was out of her, replaced by complete and utter fear of the evils lurking in Carlisle's mind. Sure you're all probably thinking this Carlisle we are talking about, the man is a saint. But there is a first time for everything. Besides I'm pretty sure that in the years that our family built up he thought 'why me' at least a couple of times.

Plus there is also that one time where Alice decided it would be funny if she gave out Carlisle's number to all the single women in town saying that he and Esme were having a fight and that Carlisle needed some comforting. It wasn't true obviously, but that didn't stop them from continuously calling him every couple of minutes.

Carlisle knew who it was behind the rumour but every time he would get mad at my dear sweet angel I would calm him down...now thinking back maybe I should have just let the hand Carlisle played in the whole nurse incident go and punished Edward only. That way Carlisle might not have been so mad about the phone number incident and been seeking revenge right now.

In addition to handing out Carlisle's number to people, she did it during a time she knew Carlisle would not be able to change his number. Then I went and put him through the excruciating pain of having to talk about 'his feelings' for Edward, which obviously don't exist.

Me and my wife, we're a pair, we are...and I think we might even be worse than Emmett and his 'no-filter' brain which just sprouts out the first things that come to mind, even if they are the dumbest things a person could say...but then again this is Emmett we are talking about and the smartest thing he has been able to do so far is answer his middle name, the dumbest thing he has EVER and I mean EVER done is start this stupid game. This game is the stupidest thing that he has ever done due to the fact that it could quite possibly mean I'm going to face punishment from Alice in the form of no 'action' for a while and SEVERAL SHOPPING TRIPS!

...I'd sooner have my beloved motorbike destroyed rather than face a shopping trip with Alice. And that's saying something considering how much I absolutely LOVE my dear bike. (A/N: just had to put that in there cause poor Jasper has no idea what is gonna happen to his bike! Plus I plan on having a sequel to this when they go back to forks!)

But you know Carlisle wouldn't have been on the receiving end of Alice's mind if he hadn't taken away her credit card...but then again her credit card wouldn't have been taken away if she hadn't decided that she needed a completely new and bigger wardrobe.

I'm pretty sure that Carlisle nearly had a heart attack when the bill on her platinum card came up. I mean even I was shocked, who spends 2 million dollars on clothes? What made it worse was that it had only been a week since she had updated her wardrobe and Carlisle had told her to go easy on the money.

Yea this definitely makes us worse than Emmett...

Bella POV

I watched quietly as Carlisle made his way towards us and the look on his face reminded me so much of the look on Alice's face when she decides it's time for Bella Barbie time, that if I didn't know any better I would have said that they were related...

When Carlisle finally reached us, ui slowly lloked t the rest of my family to see their reactions.

Esme looked relaxed, as she should, considering there was no way he own husband would chose her for the dare. Rose looked slightly scared, but not for herself apparently, she was looking at Alice, Emmett just looked plain gleeful, Jasper looked like he was about to shit himself, Edward had his poker-face on like he didn't trust anyone, as he should. My beautiful angel was still asleep and I was hoping that Carlisle wouldn't be so evil as to choose her, but I think we all suspected who he would choose and that wasn't Nessie.

Then there was Alice of course...looking at her I saw the fear and nerves just rolling off of her like waves in a storm. I think she tried out her puppy dog eyes, but they didn't really work with the very visible gulp she took as well as the step away from Jasper.

"Well" Carlisle said, obviously happy despite the horrible ordeal he had to go through with that girl. "I think it's time for revenge, don't you?" he asked trying, but failing, to keep his smirk to himself.

"Although I'm pretty sure my choice is gonna shock you all, I'm sure I've made the right one. I've been alive for over 300 years and I have picked up on a few things on how to exact revenge on people. This is gonna be fun!" he finished with a very big smile.

When he said his choice would surprise us all everyone basically froze.

Who was he gonna choose? Was the only question going through my mind.

"Truth or dare..."Carlisle asked stunning us all into silence.

Alice POV

I will kill Jasper...well I won't, but I'll help Edward destroy that damn bike of his...stupid machine always ruining my hair.

I can't believe he would do this to me! He knows that Carlisle would exact his revenge on me once the dare is over.

I watched as my father came towards us and thought about my last shopping spree...he wasn't very happy with the fact that I had spent 2 million dollars on clothes, shoes, accessories and make-up. But I mean, come on! This is me we're talking about and everyone knows how much I love my clothes and shopping. Besides I'm a GIRL they should know that this is all we think about. Well, all of us except Bella maybe, but I'm going to change that and turn her into another Alice!

The thought of shopping however was out of my mind as quickly as it had come once I saw the evil smile on my father's face.

What was he gonna do to me?

I watched as he approached us and I tried to do my puppy dog face which works almost all the time for me to get what I want. This time however, I don't think it worked very well with the fear and nerves which I'm pretty sure everyone could see coming off of me.

I knew this because of the look that Rosalie was giving me, as well as the fact that everyone was staring at me with looks of fear.

When he finally got to us I took a step away from Jasper to show Carlisle that I did not agree with what Jasper had made him do.

I don't think it worked though, cause his smile got even wider.

"Well" Carlisle said, obviously happy despite the mortification of his dare and the pain he was inflicting on his family. "I think it's time for revenge, don't you?" he asked trying, but failing, to keep his smirk to himself.

When he said his choice would surprise us all everyone basically froze.

I think I had a tiny bit of hope still that he wouldn't choose me, so when he spoke the name of the person he had chosen I was frozen along with everyone else.

In fact I think I was gonna cry.

"Truth or dare..."Carlisle asked stunning us all into silence.

EVERONE ELSE POV

WTF?

Carlisle POV

Walking over to my family I decided to take my time and enjoy their obvious fear of me.

Everyone kept glancing at Alice expecting me to choose her.

Well, they will not be disappointed in the dare that Alice will receive.

I knew I had a huge smile only face as I made my way over to my family completely ignoring the stares I was getting from the other people in the vicinity.

When I finally approached them my smile got even widen when I saw Alice visibly gulp and take a step away from her husband, the man of my nightmares, Jasper.

It got even wider when I saw the feeble attempt Alice put into her puppy dog face thinking that it would change my mind of who I was to choose for my dare.

Sorry dear, but that's not gonna work on me this time. I thought to myself gleefully.

Ahhhh the taste of revenge, it tastes better that I thought it would. I imagined it being bitter but it's really quite sweet. Now I finally understand when people say 'the taste of sweet revenge'. It all makes sense.

Now where was I? Oh, right. Family torture.

I looked at all the people in front of me and thought about my choice. Sur I was feeling a little guilty about it but I just pushed that away.

"Well" I said, obviously happy despite the mortification of my stupidly horrendous dare. But the fear in my family's eyes helped me to slightly get over Jasper's ridiculous dare. "I think it's time for revenge, don't you?" I asked them trying, but failing, to keep my smirk to himself, not that I cared, I needed some fun in my life. Torturing my family seemed to get me that fun! I think that girl was right...we need to see a therapist.

When I told them that my choice would surprise them all everyone basically froze.

Well this was obviously gonna be more fun than I thought!

"Truth or dare..."I asked asked stunning them all into silence, while the person I had chosen looked as if they wanted to cry. But soon enough they would see that this is a blessing in disguise...

? POV

No WAY!

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