Thanks to those who reviewed! I'm happy people like my stories.

Winners are: RemmyBlack, witchofdanight1316, Tikal Tyrant, Nikki-Fox, VampiressE12B, queenofrandomfandom, trulybliss08, StupidityIsStupid, Athena2693. They all got both of the answers right.

The answers are Timmy and Craig.

1. I know nothing about non earth related subjects.

2. I have dark hair, like one of my relatives.

3. There are 4 other people in my family.

4. One of my family members is older, one is my age, and 2 are younger.

5. I was once arrested for drunk driving,

6. I'm an alcoholic.

Heres another.

1. Sorry if I stutter.

2. I'm handi-capable.

3. It took me a few hours to sing 12 days of Christmas.

4. I have dark hair.

5. Someone has a name that is a lot like mine. He also has more or less the same problem as I do.

Who am I?

Good luck! The first one is harder. Remember, don't make assumptions!

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