I do not own Naruto, Hummers, McDonald's or anything else mentioned in this story. However, I do condone the smoking of marijuana. Oh yeah, I'm bad ass.

"Skank, wake up." Nyx groaned and rolled over, rolling right off the couch. "Fuck." She whined as she got up. "Get up, we're going to school early today to print the slips." Sasuke said rubbing the spot where she hit her head on the ground. "Okay I'm up, where's Naruto?" She asked as she stood up. "In the kitchen making us eggs."

After a quick shower, Nyx had her curly hair up in a bun on top of her head, wearing a sweatshirt and leggings. She walked into the kitchen and saw Naruto and Sasuke kissing, pressing their crotches into each other. "Whoa, are the eggs in your pants?" Nyx yelled out. Sasuke growled and Naruto laughed. "I'm not even hungry, ha ha." She said and went into the liquor cabinent, then took out a water bottle. "You're finally doing something good for you?" Sasuke asked happily then face planted as she poured the water out and filled it with vodka.

"Dude you're going to die one day." Naruto said as the door bell rang. "If my dad wakes up we're screwed." Sasuke said as he went to answer the door. He came back a few seconds later and grabbed all their bags. "Come on, we're riding in the hummer today." He said. Naruto hesitated and tried to start stalling. "Dude, hurry the fuck up I want to do a 360 and make it to second period before the bell rings." Nyx said putting her sun glasses on.

"I can't ride with him. He can't fucking drive..." Naruto said. Sasuke grabbed him and pulled him to the hummer. "No please, dude please." He cried as Sasuke pushed him into the car. "Kakashi, don't go too fast my baby's dying back here." Sasuke said as Naruto snuggled into him. "Oh okay!" Kakashi said laughing.

They drove to a spot in the woods not too far from school, Kakashi and Sai let the seats down in the hummer so they could sit in a circle. "Light that shit up and pass it fuck head." Sakura said. Kakashi took a long hit and passed it to Sasuke. After 2 hits from each person, everybody was blasted. Nyx was the only one holding her shit together.

"Did you guys know, McDonald's fries sit in your stomach for like 7 years?" Nyx asked. "You must be fucking lying." Naruto said blowing smoke out. "I heard about that..." Sasuke said taking the blunt from him. "So they just like... Sit there?" Sakura asked. "Yeah dude I watched Super Size me. It takes them like a month to decompose..." Nyx said while digging through her purse.

She pulled out a flask and took a swig before handing it to Sakura. "You're kidding right?" She asked and took a sip. "Serious as a nudie online with your face in it." Nyx nodded. "What the fuck?" Sasuke asked. "I swear on my step mom's life dude." She said. "Wow, 7 years... I'd be... 1 2 3... 4." Naruto said counting on his fingers. "This guy." Sai said pointing at him.

Naruto started laughing, and his laugh was contagious, it was so carefree. There was nothing to hold it back, nothing to make them stop. Soon there was a side splitting laughter fest clouding the car. Sasuke looked at Sakura and laughed even harder, climbing across Kakashi and Nyx to hug her. When he knocked her over everyone laughed harder at them. Kakashi took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Dude, what are you going to buy when we make it?" Kakashi asked.

"I'll go first... Some vodka. Then some more vodka. Next." Nyx laughed out.

After 5 minutes of high laughing Sai raised his finger. "I'm going to buy, a whole ice cream cake for all of our sorry asses." He said. "That's what the fuck I'm talking about!" Naruto said highfiving Sai. "I'm getting tatted. Thug Life on my hands, because if I make it I won't use them for anything except playing." Sakura said nodding. "You with your fucking thug mentality ha ha. I'm buying a fucking sky blue hummer." Kakashi said. Nyx moved to sit next to him and put her feet on his lap. "Yee Haw! I'll take this one." She said.

"Bitch you can't drive." He told her with a pointed glare. "I'm buying an engagement ring for this piece of shit over here." Sasuke laughed and pointed at Naruto. "I'm buying a house. For all of us." Naruto nodded. "Amen to that, I gotta get away from my parents." Sakura said laughing. "With a big ass fuckin' ramp in the yard for Sasuke, and a fucking closet for Sai to sleep in, and some family pictures of our family Sakura." Kakashi added.

"I'm not fucking related to you!" Sakura yelled and everybody laughed. "You guys, promise me it'll stay like this... Us laughing and happy. Don't let fame rip us apart." Naruto said. "Of course not. You guys are my family, I could never even dream of turning my back on you guys." Sai said rubbing his head shyly. "Awww, I hate to ruin it but this shit is getting too heavy, and I got to get to school in time to piss Mr. Josie off." Nyx said as she took a drink out of her water bottle. "I'm so glad I have the same classes as you." Kakashi said. The so called family pulled off into what they considered their hell with things that needed to be said, said and their family bond stronger than ever.

You know the drill, read and review, or I'll let Nyx loose in your house. ;P