Bloody England, Spike's version

by palmtoptiger13

'ello loves, it's Spike here, and i'm going to answer all your questions... You write me a leter or a question, and i will answer it. Look out, it's the big bad wolf.

3. Chapter 3

Dear Spike

long time no see. you wouldnt remember me but you dated my sister a LONG time ago! and she tried to stake me yesterday! and i ummm sorta ripped her head off (good ridience). now her boy friend thtis some sort of kick but deon want me dead! should i take him on and hope for the best or just stay in hiding) (pesonally i would geta heck of a whole lot of pleaser ripping his head offf he was such a jerk). and i i kill him i should make it slow and painful right.

-Damon (my soelling sucks cause i was changed when i was 13)

P.S. are the rumor true have you gone saft and fallen for a slayer!

Damon

Damon? Oh bollix. Hey squirt, you killed her? Personally I'm fine with that, you shouldn't be. Even though you're dead, doesn't mean you shouldn't like your sister. Just kidding, that girl ruined my life, just like that dam slayer! Kill the brute! I would do it myself for the satisfaction, but I have that dam sole now. Be easy on him though, do something that will be fast, but fun to watch. And no, I haven't gone soft for a slayer, NEVER AGAIN!

-Spike