Dear Spike,

i dont know wat to ask. so im going to make a random list.

what is your zodiac sign?

can you do the soulja boy?

do you use hair products?

whats your favorite movie?

whats your fav. song?

wats you fav. smell?

if i came up to you in the street an hugged you would you kill me?

do you secretly wanna be hugged?

do you still write depressing poetry?

what are you wearing?

would you tell buffy if you were gay?

do you like eggs?

do you like sponge bob?

can you cook?

do you want to be unda da sea?

do you have a good poker face?

do you like to poke ppl?

can you do a jamacian accent?

do you like rats?

do you dream about flyin?

what is you fav color?

-serena

do you think your hot?

Well Serena, (I'm lazy, so I will be answering in lines)

I'm so old I don't know anymore

No

No, my hair is naturally this color

The notebook (I love a good cry)

Satisfaction

Dirt and Buffy's perfume

No, I wouldn't

Yes

Only when I'm drunk

Slacks and a shirt

I don't talk to her anymore so no

I'm dead, I don't like food

I don't like annoying yellow things

No need to

All the time

Yes, I always win the kittens

No!

I'm British, so no

Yes

Yes

Blood red

Of course

-Spike