Bloody England, Spike's version

by palmtoptiger13

'ello loves, it's Spike here, and i'm going to answer all your questions... You write me a leter or a question, and i will answer it. Look out, it's the big bad wolf.

5. Chapter 5

Dear Spike,

Why do you bid with KITTENS in Poker? I mean C'mon! Kittens probably don't taste good! Why not like Chicken or Baby Gacnars?

Eternal Love~ Lilbat54

Dear littlebat54,

As I said in my last update, I'm dead so I have no need to eat. You cannot tell anyone this, but I set them free after I win them. I always think, why the bloody hell am I doing this? But afterword I always get this warm fuzzy feeling. I guess you could say, I'm a Bit of a softy when it comes to animals.

-Spike