*Sigh* Here we go again. Thanks for all the reviews! And to the people who said that 'Justice Beaver' was from The Office, you're right, and I now love you(: Haha :]

jenc0449- That Fabina baby one was random(: I had to write something. :/ Oh and btw, your Justin Bieber review made me laugh :D

Blewwolf- Congrats for finally deciding between Patrome and Jara! Hehe(:

izzi08- Yes, babies! And whoops, I forgot that he was American…. :)

And this is completely unrelated, but for all the Shane Dawson fans, did you see his new Harry Potter/Skyscraper spoof? Lmao, I'm still laughing :D Could you imagine if you saw Shane on the beach dressed like that singing while drawing a d*ck in the sand? Ohmyword, I would call the freaking cops. Haha(: Anyways, enough of my stupid rambling, and on with the oneshot! This one's called "Vampires". This is kind-of Mickara. I don't ship them, but again, this is a one-time deal for that group(:

Mick's POV

Blood sucking. Evil. Pale-skinned. Creepy. What do these words all describe? My English teacher. And vampires.

Mara's been pretty obsessed with them recently, especially this Edward guy. I mean, I know I shouldn't be jealous- he is just a fictional character after all- but I just can't help it.

I mean, seriously? Real men don't sparkle. Unless there's some sort of weird emergency where they need to dump glitter on themselves.

But anyways, I've really had to up my game ever sense she's discovered 'Twilight'. From what she tells me it's a book about a girl who falls in love with a vampire but then has to choose between him and a werewolf. It sounds like rubbish to me, but the girls love it.

I mean, she was about ready to rip Amber's head off the other day when she told her that she was Team Jacob. I think Amber still has a scar. It was worse than that Saturday Night Live Episode with Taylor Lautner. You know, where the girls got into that debate in the middle of class. That skit was the biggest understatement of the century.

I mean, I know this sounds crazy, but what if she leaves me for some guy who looks like Edward? Now that I think about it, Clarke does kind of have his hair…

[A/N: Lol, I just thought of that! And then Mick would be Jacob, so she would end up with Edward/Jerome! Yay! Haha(: But Mick is sporty, so maybe he has the muscles to be Jacob?]

No Mick. You're just gunna drive yourself insane. You need to stop.

My thoughts were interrupted when Mara walked into my room.

"Hey Mick!" she smiled, "It's time for supper!"

I couldn't help but notice her 'TEAM EDWARD' t-shirt that she was wearing.

"Hey Mars?" I asked her, just as she was about to leave.

"Yeah?"

"I know this probably sound stupid, but, you love me more than Edward Cullen, right?"

She started laughing, which kind of scared me. What if she was laughing at the idea of loving me more than a vampire. I mean, maybe the whole undead thing is irresistible to chicks.

After her laughing died down, she suddenly became serious.

"Mick, look at me." She said, sitting next to me on the bed.

I looked up, so she continued.

"I love you more than all of the vampires in the world put into one." She said, giving me a hug.

I hugged her back, and kissed the top of her head.

And I knew that she meant it.

Yup. It's official. I suck. That was probably the worst thing I've ever written. Urg. But I gotta hurry, so I guess that's that.