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Recap

Itachi got closer to Hidan "I want you to suffer 72 hours of pain"...


Sakura POV

I cried I my room feeling so oh whats the word? Oh yeah Fat!

Maybe Hidan is right my little babies are making me fat. No!

I mustn't listen to whatever come out of that jackass mouth.

He not the father of my babies! No way will he ever be the father of my babies.

'Thats right Sakura! Preach sister preach! whoooo!'

'Yeah! I'm not going to let donkey face bring me down with whatever words he throws at

me. I will stay strong! Why? Cause I am strong! Milk make me strong! My babies will be strong! I am-"

'SAKURA! CALM DOWN! Its ok...its ok..' inner said to the crazed sakura

'I am calm. I am calm. I am calm. Ok, its all cool.' sakura chanted to herself feeling her self free from the sudden rage she blamed it all on the hormones.

'you back soul sister?' inner asked.

'yeah' I replied

'you sure?' inner asked again for the second time.

She wanted to be sure that Sakura was calm. Sakura nodded mentally.

She knew too much stress to could harm the babies. She smiled and stared at her stomach absentmindedly. My babies she thought to herself.

A sudden knock on the door broke from her sense and a little tiny wad of fire started grow from the side. If its Hidan I swear I will beat him into next week.

"If its Hidan get the hell away from my door!" I yelled than there was silence in the air and by my door. Ah! Music to my ears. I smiled quietly.

I got up to my closet that when I saw a dark shadow moving from the corner of my eyes.

"What the hell?" I yelled and next thing I know Zetsu body was spread out on top of me in a protective way.

I didn't know what the heck happen but, my books were scattered everywhere on the floors and my scrolls was hanging off of his er shell.

Is that what you call it? A shell? It sure look like a shell to me. Jeez I need to know Zetsu more.

'you know Sakura it may look like he in a protective position because you are

underneath him but, uh if someone saw lets say from the door or that wall over

there it will most definitely look like y'all about to fuck each other. It doesn't look

to bad. Hey! This a perfect angle he look like he's kissing you!'

(A/N: remember in chapter 3 when Kisame peek in Sakura room? Yeah they didn't know he was there because he hide his chakra. Poor Kisame lol)

'look like he what inner?' I freaked out at that point but I didn't move or anything.

Inner was laughing her head off than she disappeared.

We just stood there for a moment staring at each other. Than my damn hormones kick in.

Zetsu eyes was so beautiful. Oh why didn't see this before?

Zetsu just looked at me emotionless but I felt something moved on my thigh. What the hell? It took my brain awhile but it sure took my body a few second before it reacted.

I kissed Zetsu with all of my might. Oh kami my body is moving on it's own!

Omg help me- Zetsu reacted but it only lasted for a few second.

He kissed me back with such force it made my mouth open and man was I into it.

"Wait Sakura we shouldn't we should do this on the floor" Zetsu's spoke between each kisses.

I didn't want to listen but white Zetsu was right so was black Zetsu.

Too many decision. Must. Not. Stop. "Zetsu" I whined.

"please I want you so badly please I want to get rid of this feeling. Will you help me?" I whispered in his ears.

'Sakura as much as I want to it still not right shut up we still don't know why would we want to know now? Who the father is" he whispered.

Sakura looked at him with disbelief but she smirked. An evil smirked.

"what if its yours?" she asked. Zetsu looked up at her this time black Zetsu didn't say anything.

"If they were mine I wouldn't be telling you what we are doing is wrong." he sure got a point. So I did what I would never do before.

"you sure about that Zetsu baby?" I stripped from my clothes in front of him and dragged him to my bed.

"oh my damn" (A/N: white Zetsu than black Zetsu than both Zetsu bold and italicized)


Somewhere around the base...

A scream broke out from the interrogation room no one knew who it belong to until Hidan quickly running to his room. Now this little incident happen what? 3 days ago.

Yeah it was pretty rough but Tobi was doing good. He baked a cake for the shower.

It was designed like a cherry blossom it actually looked good too. Who knew Tobi had it in himself acting childish and all amazing.

Even Deidara was impress yet he used his anger to hide it. Will he ever learn? I honestly doubt it. He planned on making a cribs out of clay but Kakuzu wouldn't even let him.

"Why won't you let me make the cribs yeah?" Deidara asked steams blowing out of his ears well mentally.

Kakuzu looked at the blonde as if he really was stupid sometime he even wonder if his mother dropped him on his head...no wait that was for Tobi. Never mind.

Anyway Kakuzu explain to the blonde for the 25th time. "Listen Barbie" he grabbed Deidara by his hair. " One! Its an explosive clay. Two! We don't know how many kids she having. And Three! Don't you get me started on the getting the crib from some expensive ass saler!" at that he threw Deidara across the empty room but not hard enough because he doesn't want to have to pay for anything.

Deidara got up and dust himself before he could say anything Konan came in the room and threw a magazine at him. "Ow! What was that for un?" he whined.

"Kakuzu and Deiadra I want you to buy the things that are circled in that book ok? I don't care what you say Pein has already agreed to it. Oh, I already totaled the amount so its on the back cover ok? Also Deidara could you paint the walls lavender and white please? Thank you, you are a sweetheart. Have fun!"

after that she left to who know where. "man is she bossy un" deidara said to no one in particular. He waited for Kakuzu to say something but he frozen. The great fearless Kakuzu frozen? Hahaha it probably the total cost of the things Konan pick out.

" hey man you alright un?" he looked at me and back and the book which was a baby catalog. I took it from his hand and looked at through the pages. Dang she almost circle at least 100 items!

I was surprise at the amount she ask for us to order so I gotten a bit worried about the total cost. I turn to the back of the book and I felt stiff as a board. We were quiet for awhile so I decided speak.

"please tell me you have $50,679.88 in your secret stash." I looked at Kakuzu he was paled as I was.

Oh boy. There was one choice.


God know where they are...

"alright I want yer ta give me all the dolla's ya got yer hear me? Hurry it up! Hurry it up!"

My name is Deidara and I am acting as drug dealer bank robber and this beard and whatever this language I'm speaking in is so damn annoying.

How come Kakuzu get to stand guard while I have to point a plastic real looking gun at a banker? I mean come on we are Akatsuki for goodness sake.


WOW THAT WAS JUST WOW BUT I'M PRETTY SURE KAKUZU HAD OH WELL NOT WITH ALL THE DAMAGE AFTER HIDAN CAUSE FROM HIS 3 DAYS INCIDENTENT WITH ITACHI. HMMMM HEY ITACHI WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Itachi: Hn

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS.

HERE IS THE FINAL VOTING REMEMBER DO NOT KILL ME OK?

FATHERS:

HIDAN

ZETZU

GENDERS:

BOY/GIRLS

ALL GIRLS

SETS:

TWINS

SO REVIEW ME YOUR VOTE AND YOUR OPINIONS FOR THIS CHAPTER I WILL NOT POST CHAPTER FIVE UNTIL THE VOTE IS IN AND MORE REVIEW COME IN. I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER CAUSE I KNOW I DID ENJOY WRITING IT.

~ROM3O