OMG I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE AMAZING REVIEWS AND ALL AND YOUR PATIENCE LOL YEAH... WELL ENJOY CHAPTER FIVE AND I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SAKURA IS SEVEN MONTH. :)

AT THE SHOWER...OH HELL...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HIDAN YEAH?" Deidara yelled at Hidan who was licking some part of the cake while Tobi went to put his present away.

"WHAT? I'M FUCKING STARVING OVER HERE AND THIS IS ALL THE SWEET I SEE IN THIS ROOM YOU DUMB BLONDE!" he shouted taking another whisk of frosting off the cake and left as soon Tobi came in the room looking hyper as ever.

"Who ate my cake?" he whined everybody started bickering until Sakura came in and every one looked at her.

"what?" she asked rubbing her swollen tummy absentmindedly. She looked to see if was wearing her clothes wrong. Why are they looking at me like that?

Than she notice that she was holding a folder in her hand. Oh I see now.

"well lets get this thing over with huh?" she said and everyone sat down talking about the babies name and the gender.

"hey why are we here? I mean are girls the only who suppose to come to baby shower?" Kisame asked.

Konan had this evil grin growing on her face " You know what Kisame you are right. Girls are only allow to the baby shower so I got an idea."

After 30 minute of Konan plan...

"I hate you now and forever Kisame" Itachi said. He was wearing a mini skirt and a red tank top whilst Kisame was wearing pants and I 3 Hello Kitty shirt.

"What? Why? Just cause you are wearing a skirt and I'm wearing this fucking Hello Kitty t-shirt! You should be happy and I should be the one hating you like OHMIGAWD!"

"...you're gay" itachi said

"I AM NOT!" Kisame bellowed

"Dude shut the fucking hell up you are so fucking loud!" Hidan yelled. You could tell that he was annoyed by his tiny tight denim short.

He kept getting a wedgie and he was uncomfortable. He wore an fish net covering with a shirt that has six ripped hole in the front.

"You and your big mouth Kisame!" he yelled again trying to pull the short that rode up every time he walk. You could tell that he has an small butt.

Kakuzu was normal I mean he didn't have to wear the cloths Konan picked out. I guess he was special.

Tobi was the same as well but he prefer to wear the pretty orange sundress he found with sandals. He seem to have fun dancing in it. Oh god.

Deidara didn't want to come out of his room but he was drag out by Kisame. What you know? He really does look like a girl with the sundress he worn with the pretty flowers dancing on it and it matches his hair.

"AWW Deidara sempei look pretty like Tobi!" Tobi squealed. Deidara face was bloody red but he said nothing.

Zetsu was wearing his uniform so he was cool and enjoying the view.

Pein had nothing to do with this so he stayed silent but you could tell he was laughing on the inside.

"Guys in this folder is the result and this result will tell me who the father of my babies."

Sakura said after we finish eating and opening the present. I will have to tell you so far the best present I've ever had was seeing the babies room.

Oh it was so beautiful the wall was painted with art that was breathtaking. Now I see why Deidara say art is a bang. It truly is. Tobi made me a awe inspiring cake. It was amazing and delicious!

Konan and Pein got my babies a lot of clothes of course Konan picked it out but Pein he was force to come along. Hidan gave me a hug.

Itachi gave me two huge teddy bears for my babies to play with and two kunai sets for my babies when the get older to start training.

Zetsu gave me two rare roses for the children. He said they wouldn't wilt or die as long their chakra is still flowing within them. That was a very nice gift and he even made them into a necklace.

They all had made me very happy and I was emotional but I knew they were eager to know who the father was.

I clear my throat for the last time yes I was nervous as hell

Itachi has his arm over my shoulder. I gave him a small smile.

"all right drum roll please" I said Kisame start making dramatic noise. "The father of my Twins son and daughter is..."

I'm sorry I know how much y'all want to know who the father is but something in my spirit is telling me to post it in chapter six so ummm don't kill me...please...

~ROM3O