Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia! If I did, then Vietnam would already showed up with a proper introduction in the manga/comic/anime!
And, sorry for those people who hoped for a parody of the Doitsu Song! Oh I think I made Thailand a bit too Italy. I'll try to make him act more like himself.
No, none of this stuff is supposed to represent an actual event in life.
Asian Powers (continued) – Not Enough Gold
[Viet POV]Hmph. Even after the bet Taiwan and I had years ago, though I won, I still owe her money. Every single day, whether I'm awake or asleep, I just keep growing rice and more rice, and even more rice, so I can send the profit to Taiwan. But once this is all over, and when Thailand will get out of my house, I will finally feel at ease. Thailand's really weird, and he keeps mooching off of me. I should've let him stay in that box. Having time to myself is the best!
"Vietnam! Give me a job please, ana! I'm broke!" Thailand yelled while breaking through my door.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BASTARD!" Then I sent Thailand flying away with a single swing with my rice paddle. Somehow, though, he came back right after.
"Stop coming over here! I'm trying to pay Taiwan right now! And I need my money!"
"Come on Vietnam, ana! My people and elephants have less food and money than they usually do! There is nowhere to work, so please give me some money, just a little bit."
I started feeling bad for him, and so I gave him a job, with a salary of 90000 dong. If you look at the number, it may look a lot, but in America, it's only about $4.00!
Asian Powers (continued) – Vietnam Received a Shield of Ruin
[Thai POV]Today's a Sunday, ana! That means I don't have to work, so I can relax! I walked over to the TV and flipped through the channels. I then noticed Vietnam on a channel with a news reporter.
'The Vietnamese are amazing! With their strength strong enough to snap bamboo with ease, they marched off to go fight the Americans!'
Vietnam waved at the camera. She is very, very, strong. So, she always works by herself. It makes me worry, ana…
[At Viet's house after the interview] "That bastard America's fall out is finally near…" Vietnam said in a dark tone while polishing her rice paddle and guns. Then a Vietnamese soldier bursted into her room.
"This is bad! The situation is terrible!"
"What is it?" She loudly questioned the soldier.
"Thailand has become your ally!"
-shot-
[Viet POV] As shocked as I was, I snapped out of my daze and went to the phone to call someone.
"Laos, you known him for a long time, right? Is there a way to shut him up?" I attempted to sound calm to Laos, which was hard.
"…no, it is NOT fun….. Hey, I'm not that guy's babysitter….." I turned off the phone. Right after, Thailand came through the door.
"Vietnam, ana!" Thailand cheerfully said, "We're allies from now on, ana! I look forward to working with you!"
"…."
-WACK- and Thailand went farther than last time. But then he flew back.
"Vietnam~ India threw me back over here~"
"Stay Away! What do you want?"
"I want to be your friend, ana! Let's be allies!" Thailand said "You always seem to be lonely, especially after the Vietnam War, when you refused to see anybody while you treated your people. So I want to be your friend, ana!" I then thought about it. I never did have any friends. When under the rule of that perverted France, I never saw anybody but him and his maids. I didn't bear to see anybody after the war, since I was too depressed about the amount of people that died on my land.
Then I spoke back, except I sounded depressed and soft.
"You'll help me when I'm in trouble, and I'll help you when you're in trouble. Friends…huh…like you said, I never had any friends, so I'll most likely treat you badly."
There was a silence. I made my decision.
"Okay..!"
"Yay, ana!"
And thus they made an alliance. However...
"Vietnam! Vietnam!"
Eventually…
"Thanks for the water Vietnam! Now I can make Pad Thai again, ana!"
"No! Don't make any more! I don't want you to die making Pad Thai in this desert!"
The number of stomachaches Vietnam had only grew and grew.
Asian Powers (continued) – We're Friends, Right?
[POV Viet] Thailand tapped me on the shoulder. "Vietnam, ana. I'm going to cook you something to commemorate the beginning of our friendship, ana! So can I use your kitchen?"
"Sure sure, I don't mind. Just don't make too much of a mess." I replied.
Though, whatever he did in there, I had to keep wiping the tables. After a while he noticed.
"Vietnam, ana…?"
"Ah, don't mind me."
[Nobody's POV] Vietnam and Thailand have been captured by some soldiers.
A soldier walked into the room. "Okay, shall I make you spit out everything you know?"
V- You're probably going to do something horrible to us, but I will tell you in advance that I will not tell you anything!
T- Hmm? Nooo! Don't shoot me ana! I need to take care of my elephants! I'll tell you everything! Just don't kill me, ana!
V- Compared to my daily time life, torture from your filthy bastards is only about as bad as an ant bite!
T- Uhh…, Viet's is a lot like a sadist, ana! And her house is full of DVDs of Asian Dramas* and KPop, ana! She's older than you think! She enjoys trying people up and whacking people out her window! Until just recently, that kind of kinkiness was recommended by the government, anaaa!
After a while later…
"I kind of hate you." Vietnam muttered.
Asian Powers (continued) – Nice to meet you, I am Japan.
[POV Viet] Today, Thailand and I went to meet Japan. My boss had told me that Japan will be our new ally. Japan was dressed quite elegantly, which gave me a good first impression.
I bowed, "Hello Japan, it is an honor to meet you."
He nodded "Hello Vietnam."
"Okay, my boss had told me that you will be me and Thailand's new ally."
Japan kept silent for a moment then spoke. "Thailand-kun..?" he paused, "if it's Thailand, then there are many things I need to learn about his history and culture…"
"Yeah…"
"I look forward to meeting him, or at least that's what I wish to say, but…"
"..?"
"….That person over to my left is suspicious, no matter how I look at him. So that couldn't be him, right?" He once again paused, "Yes, that's right, that's definitely not him!"
I looked over to Japan's left and saw Thailand lying around asleep on the side of an elephant.
I sighed "I don't want to believe it either, but that's him…" I ran over, punched him in the stomach, and started hitting him on the head.
"Didn't I tell you to control yourself in front of Japan!" I yelled at him.
"But, but the flight over here was very tiring!"
'Déjà vu' Japan thought for a moment before he spoke. "Nice to meet you Thailand-kun. My name is Japan. My hobby is reading the atmosphere so I can be careful of what I say."
Thailand perked up and faced Japan "Hm! Hello Japan! I'm Thailand, ana! Vietnam, he's so small! Japan, can you tell Vietnam to stop hurting me, ana?"
"How rude! I'm much older that you, you know!"
Asian Powers (continued) – Was a Shut-In 60 Years Ago
[POV Viet] Japan just introduced the kotatsu to us, which is a heated blanket. Thailand fell asleep instantly. So Japan and I were having a conversation while doing the alliance papers.
"…but that's how it is, isn't it. I know far too little about resent world events." Japan said "Things got hectic when we opened our country to the world. Old men like me don't have the strength to keep up with others." Japan then picked up an orange and placed it on Thailand's head, for who knows why, and continued to talk. "When I look at the young ones like America-san" I twitched at the name "I start to feel envious, though I don't want to become them." He stopped and said "Okay, I have signed here. But…"
I nodded "Yeah, just leave the papers there." I didn't say anything about Japan's speech, but I'm actually older than him. I'm around the same age as China. I wasn't around to meet Japan when China met him though.
Japan and I left walked away, leaving Thailand under the kotatsu.
"Anyways, Vietnam-chan, I give you and Thailand-kun my best regards."
"Yes, and I give my best regards to you too….." my voice trailed off, when I saw a box appeared that was clearly labeled 'Vietnam & Thailand has joined your party' next to Japan, and disappeared as quickly.
"You needn't trouble yourself with me." Japan said, as if he didn't notice the text box at all.
Then a VERY familiar voice spoke from behind me. "Ahh! My Pad Thai! Please give it back, ana!"
I quickly turned around and found Thailand standing by his elephant, which was holding a plate of Pad Thai with its trunk away from him. I ran over and started to man-handle Thailand and Japan exclaimed on how amazing it was that Thailand didn't make any noise from waking up from under the kotatsu with the orange on his head that would clearly fall of from any movement made, walking out of the room with an elephant, and make a dish of Pad Thai.
"Thailand! Didn't I tell you to act properly while at Japan's home!"
"Ack! (Ana)" Suddenly a jingle you would hear from Final Fantasy came up, and the text box came up again except it said 'Vietnam has leveled up!' then I asked what the text box was for, as it changed to 'Toughness has increased by 1! Muscle has increased by 2!'
"Oh, don't mind that. It's just one of Japan's natural phenomena." He simple replied.
Asian Powers (continued) – The World is Proud of Japanese Technology!
[POV Viet] I looked over at Japan. "Japan, do you think you could build those U-Boat things over at your place if you had the blueprints?"
"Ah, I believe it is impossible to make something like that at my home." I sighed, but then Japan said "But don't worry, my country has used its technology to successfully make a miniature version of it."
"Wait what."
"We've also prepared them in 12 colors. We'll be releasing new seasonal colors, too. We also have a popular voice actor in charge in making the announcement!"
"WHAT THE?"
Japan nodded. "Follow me." He then let me outside and I saw a giant mecha-robot-thing that apparently had a giant letter 'U' on its chest.
"And this is its final form." Japan said.
"Magnificent Japan!"
Asian Powers (continued) – Things western…? Using Eastern Countries
[POV Japan] Hello reader. I am Japan. I have formed an alliance with these two, but… being contact with other cultures is full of surprises.
I was with Vietnam-chan and Thailand-kun while they were eating….something….
"U-um… it would seem that you are eating something that I have trouble believing is actually food…" I said to them "…They are snails…right?"
Thailand turned to look at Japan, and swallowed. "I think it is called Escargot. It's French, right Vietnam?"
"Yes, while I was under that (perverted) France's rule, he taught me the recipe."
"It tastes good! Want to eat some too, Japan, ana?"
I rapidly shook my head "No! I already ate a riceball earlier, you see!" The French culture is very weird.
The next day, I have come to visit them again. I was horrified by what I saw. Thailand-kun was lying around on a lawn chair, while only wearing his boxers.
"Th-Thailand-kun! You're embarrassing yourself in public! Put some clothes on!" I stammered.
"He looked up and at me. "Ehh? But it's hot and this is a normal thing at my house, ana. Why don't you undress too, Japan, ana?"
"What are you saying? That you'd like to see me naked? Do you have no shame?" I exclaimed "Please put some clothes on! I beg of you!" I turned around to face Vietnam-chan, in which I have heard her foot steps from the other side of the brick wall.
"Honestly! You say something too Vietnam-chan!" Vietnam-chan came around the corner, what I saw was a bit less disturbing, but still horrifying. She was wearing a knee-length green skirt, which I guess wasn't that bad, but the top…! It showed her entire back! I later learned it was called an Yếm*.
"Hm? Japan? Aren't you hot?" She asked me, like it was perfectly normal.
I paled "No….not really…." I honestly don't understand any more.
Asian Powers (continued) – Secret Training with Hong Kong
[Nobody's POV] The Asian Powers are training for emergency situations.
"Well then," said Vietnam, "we shall begin our preparatory training for emergency situations! Roll Call!"
"Nueng!"
"Nii!"
"So, to start, what do you do if you encounter Hong Kong? Thailand!"
"Umm, call an elephant and ride it away as fast as you can, ana!"
"No! Japan, correct answer?"
"Yes ma'am! Threaten him that you will take away his fire crackers! If it doesn't work, pull a weapon out of hammer-space* and attack him!
1 hour later
"Huff…this training…Huff…is rather…Huff…beneficial…huh?" asked Japan.
Thailand then said "Yes it is! Even I understand what to do when I encounter Hong Kong!"
"Right! There is more to come, so let's continue!" yelled Vietnam.
[POV HK]"You have realized that Hong Kong has come near!" "Right if that's the case, what do you do?"
I have the first Allied POV, I am honored. Okay, I have came to listen on the training that the Asian Powers are doing. When it comes to spying I'm the best Asian for the job, with an exception of Japan since he's a ninja. I picked up some things from that England-guy. I will observe steadily the details of their training!
"Okay! Next, is, if Hong Kong is approaches you wearing one of those skimpy outfits from Rio's Carnival, what do you do?"
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Calling SOS from the Center of the World
[Nobody's POV]
"Vietnam, ana! I have found a crab! I found a crab, ana~!"
"That's good, Thailand," said Vietnam "but don't run around too much and drown." Japan walked over to Vietnam and Thailand with a bunch of coconuts.
"Vietnam-chan, are these good enough? If you search around enough, you can find some pretty good stuff…"
Thailand laughed "Wow, Japan, ana. Those coconuts look tasty!"
Japan replied "There are more if you actually look further. You'll find something if you put your heart in it." Thailand ran over to the ocean. "Vietnam, ana! Japan, ana! Let's swim, the ocean is beautiful, ana!"
Japan smiled "Sometimes it's good to have a change like this."
Vietnam looked up "You think so?"
"I've always wanted to relax on a southern island like this." Japan sighed "On the other hand though, it'll be great if a rescue comes soon."
"Yes…"
Power Ranger Allied Asians
[POV HK] "Seriously, you need to calm down a little! You're like an over-sized child…" I said to Korea "Your manners are terrible, and you never listen to the person talking to you." I sighed and looked at him "Ah, but I'm sort of used to this, so I don't have much difficulty when it comes to handling you."
"Hmm? Used?" replied Korea "I hear you yell at me all the time! Oh and those dumplings you served me the other day were horrible, da-ze!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCKING XXXXXXXXXXXXX"
-Shot-
Power Ranger Allied Asians (continued) – ?
[POV Wan] Hello! I'm Taiwan! The Allies and I are having a meeting!
"Okay, whether or not everyone is here or not, we're going to share our opinions one by one!" I cheered.
Tibet said "Oh, so… can I go first then…? I think…" Then something plopped out of Tibet.
Hong Kong panicked "Whoooooaaaa! Tibet! Is that that a heart? Where do you keep that?"
I paled "Do you use human hearts to do some weird ritual or something?"
"Hmm…? Oh! Umm… this is mine. It pops out at times… I don't know why though." Tibet picked it up and shoved it back in his body somehow. I think he has been hanging out with Russia too much or something.
Power Ranger Allied Asians (continued) – The 6th Person
[Nobody's POV] Taiwan did a speech about plum blossoms and flowers and pretty things, but the other allies didn't give much of a care.
"The speech was really boring," Korea yawned "and ways, is anyone else been getting the feeling that something isn't right just now? Da-ze!" Hong Kong thinks about if for a bit. "I feel it too," started Hong Kong "like there is someone here besides us."
"It's probably just Russia stalking China again or something!" Taiwan joked. China shivered at the thought of that. Korea started rolled around on the floor. "Chinaaaaa! Give me some fooood!"
Taiwan decided to count the number of people in the room and panicked about the fact that she counted 6. Hong Kong panicked along.
And North Korea just kept facepalming and facepalming...
I'm going to Vietnam for summer vacation, I didn't choose to, so I won't be able to make any more chapters of this without my computer! I'll come back in late July, so I made as many adaptations as I could before I leave!
*I'm Vietnamese, and my parents love Asian dramas. It's weird.
*I know what a Yếm is. It's a traditional Vietnamese undershirt usually used when going to sleep and bathing.
*For those people who don't know what hammer space is, it's this Japanese thing, where the person/animal/thing pulls something out of nowhere, fan assume that nowhere is hammer space, since usually they pull out a hammer.
I think I messed up around the Allied Asians area! I'm sorry! I promise that I'll try to get better at this!
I might make a comic version of this while I'm on vacation…!
Review? :D - Kinbria-chan