DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN HETALIA. IF I DID THEN I'D BE PRO.

I'm back from Viet-chan :D Now I can continue this! I waited for a while before I made this because I was thinking about plot lines and stuff. Review replies at the end of this chapter~!

GAH WHY COULDN'T I KNOW JAPANESE! – That's what I thought when I learned that Volume 4 of Hetalia Manga was released. It has Vietnam in it soooo… GAAAHHHHHH!

Okay story start.

Food Fight! Revenge of the Viet!

[3rd POV] The Allied Asians was having a meeting, without Tibet, who was busy with some monk stuff. Their normal meeting place, however, was cold and uncomfortable. And so, they decided they would have a meeting under a kotatsu. Oh wait, they don't have one. And so they made a plan.

They would barge into Japan's house and steal one.

It actually started off pretty good. Hong Kong used some firecrackers to blow up the doors, and too cause some smoke, allowing the rest of the nations to attack and tie up Japan. The firecrackers also made a bunch of flashy lights and colors, making the smoke rather useless. They met Japan's ninja sword, but it met China's wok and ladle, so Japan sadly failed to protect himself. They tied him up, and threw him into the corner of the room. Taiwan was really tired from running around, and took a nap under the kotatsu, making the rest of the Allies stick around until she wakes up. A woken-up-manually Taiwan is not a good sight, and is terrible for your health. They all sat/lied down under the kotatsu, excepted for Korea, who was taking advantage of the poor tied up Japanese man in the corner of the room.

But little did they know that Japan had visitors over.

The noise and colors they have made has attracted the attention of a Thai man, who was cooking some Pad Thai in the kitchen, a Viet woman, who was making spring rolls and some soup, still in the kitchen, and an annoyed Brit, who was summoning the devi-I mean cooking up some delightful *coughDISGUSTINGcough* scones, yet again, in the kitchen. The concerned Viet bursted into the room, asking what was wrong. When meeting the eyes of the Allies and seeing a Japan struggling to break free of the rope and Korean, a vein snapped.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARDS!" screamed Vietnam, leading to the Allies AKA China and Korea into battle positions. This also led to Thailand and England to enter the room. The British man entering caused another vein to snap, this time on Hong Kong. Hong Kong stood up and threw a firecracker at England. He ducked, and forced the confused Brit to enter the fight on the Axis side by throwing burnt scones. The firecracker that missed instead hit Vietnam, enraging her enough to though a bowl of soup at Hong Kong. He Matrixed it (some soup still got on him) and the soup instead landed on the Taiwanese girl, waking her up with a war face. Thailand on the side was untying Japan while Korea was distracted by free spring rolls traveling 225mph though the air. Japan's normally peaceful home then turned into a battle field. Using sacks of rice as sand bags, water rifles full of soup, scone grenades, firecrackers, aprons as bullet-proof vests, and cooking tools as weapons, it was an all out food fight. The Allies, who had no access to the kitchen, was losing. Desperately, since he couldn't do anything else, China threw his only defense AKA the wok at the Axis side.

THONK!

The wok actually hit somebody. That somebody happens to be Thailand who was sitting behind some rice bags chatting to an untied Japan. It hit him on the back of the head too. A wok is made of metal, so it would really hurt if it hit you. It made the Thai man to scream in pain, and sprawl on the floor. Now they don't have to worry about flying Pad Thai. Suddenly, the ground started rumbling. Then they heard a loud sound, like a war horn, only different. The wall far behind the Axis team crumbled, as a huge stampede of angry, out of place elephants raged towards the Allies. The elephants gave up enough time to allow the Axis side to leap out of the road-kill zone. The last words China and his team said before they were flattened were "Oh cr-".

Sometime later, the Allies woke up in an unknown hospital. After their time of healing, they paid their bills and left feeling depressed that they failed their mission of stealing a kotatsu. The one who was most upset was Taiwan, not only was her fault that the food fight started, Vietnam had put all of the damage bills on Taiwan, forcing not only Vietnam no longer needs to give her profit, she needs to pay for everything that broke in Japan's house. The bowls, the kotatsu, the doors, the wall! Taiwan wasn't that rich! What was even more depressing than that was the fact that it was Japan's house! Japan is going to hate her! Taiwan actually sort had a crush on the latter. Taiwan sighed and walked home, going to get ready to export tea.

Yes, I know this is a really short chapter. I just randomly thought about this one day... Okay, review/reply time!

For Chapters 1-2
Stormjade – Yes, I know that the stuff were very alike. I was in a rush when making it. I'll see if I can originalize the fanfiction more.

ruru-la – I had fun making the '6th Person' parody XD I'll probably have the original Axis and Allies member meet the Asians, but they'll most likely show up in cameos or something.

Akina Fuyumi – Really? I'm sorry, I don't actually know much Vietnamese, even if I'm a Viet! I still should at least know how to spell phở DX I'll change it right away!

Chapter 3
BritaniaAngelEngland – Thanks :D

Akina Fuyumi – Yes, I have. I've been in Vietnam for most of the summer ._. I didn't really talk to anyone besides my relatives.

Witch Juliana – WHY YES ENGLAND DID :D England's one of my favorite characters. So is Viet so... *worships along* In Vietnam, I bought this jacket purely out of the fact that it had a patch of the Union Jack on the back. I squealed.
*Sobs* I'd learn Japanese JUST TO READ IT ;^; gaaaaah but I can't .

Celestial Eyes - :D
Mmhh...yeah Viet-chan probally wouldn't wear it like that, but it's for the parody...
The comic version won't becoming out anytime soon. I've been real busy.
I like England. He's one of my favoritest characters :3 Tsundere is so enjoyible!

Review Plz? ~Kinbria