Backstory- Roy & Riza

Jean Havaoc always looked up to Mustang. Whether it was because he was Fuhrer, because he saved his life, or for some other unknown reason, he looked up to him. This all changed when Rena was born.

The colonel-ahem, Fuher- had married Riza Hawkeye a year earlier. Of course, everyone was happy- except maybe Fullmetal who had to pay out six hundred cenz to Havaoc. When Rena was born, he turned into a Hughes, literally. He would pop out of nowhere, listing off facts about his newborn daughter.

"Did you know that my daughter was born a month early? Quite a fighter isn't she!"

"Rena was born eighteen inches and eight pounds! Isn't that fabulous!"

"She has the best blond hair you could ever see! She's so beautiful! And black eyes too!"

Pretty soon, everyone except for Havaoc just skirted around him in the hallway, when he seemed to catch up on them they would all have a different response.

Falman: I think I hear Barry The Chopper beating my apartment. Better go check!

Ed: Look! A potted plant! *Mustang turn around* Gotta go check on Axis and Sam! See you in an hour!

Ross: Um... I should probably go get Armstrong...

Havaoc naver had an excuse. He owed that much to Mustang, even if it drove him freaking bonkers.

But, it paid up, when Rena was brought into the office for the first time ("Two weeks old and still a kicker!" Mustang had exclaimed) Havaoc was the only one to report when he called. Hawkeye held the baby out to Havaoc, and he had taken it in his hands.

The baby giggled at him. She was wearing a yellow button up onezi, her feet covered up. He looked at her coal black eyes. She kicked him.

From then on Havaoc was sure that Rena liked him. He was certain that the little girl had found someone besides her mother and father to be friends with. For two months straight he took it upon him to become her little unpaid babysitter.

Mustang sometimes left it to Havaoc to take care of Rena, sometimes he would have to threaten to drop kick him out the window unless Havaoc got away from his daughter.

When Rena hit her first birthday, Havoac was there for her birthday- as was Ed, only for the satsifaction of Sam. Havaoc remebered giving Rena a box of toys- not that she didn't already have a ton, she had giant teddy bears, ragdolls, teething rings...

Much to both Mustang's and Havaoc's dismay Rena's first word was: "Mommy."

People rather walk by Hawkeye in the hallway, usually because she wasn't so obsessed, or talking about how she would take care of the baby later, or how cute her daughter was. Really, it was just relief that they could stop with there backs to the wall, trying to edge away from Mustang.

Three Years Later

"Rena? Are you awake? Well, I'm coming in anyways!" thirty seconds later, Rena's whote door to her bedroom swung wide open and in tumbled a four year old Sam.

"Good morning." Rena said, placing a marker in her pages and throwing her arms behind her head. It was normal for Sam to just bust into her room unexpected.

"Rena! Get up! I have a visitor! C'mon!"

Sam rolled Rena off her large four poster pink bed. "Well, you managed to get me out of bed. Did you ever condider I was sick?"

Sam rolled her eyes. "You may get sick often, however when you are sick, you vomit up blood, let's face it."

Rena agreed silently, remembering the one time she had gotten violently sick at the Elric's house and puked on Axis's shoes. He wasn't really mad, since Rena couldn't control it, more grossed out that he now had a girl's AB blood type all over his shoes.

"Be home at five," Riza said, handing Rena her sweater. Rena nodded her head, her parents worried about her too much, just because she attracted diseases like a magnet and had to take a huge amount of pills a day and was a walking disaster.

"She will!" Sam said officially, hitting herself in the forehead with the side of her hand. "Ouch."

Riza smiled sympathetically, before ruffling the top of Rena's head. "Try to stay warm, we don't need a repeat of last week." Rena cringed as her mother said that. She remembered faintly not being able to move, puking up that vile red half clotted blood, her voice hoarse and a whisper.

"Ok, so this guy, he's like huge! He's seriously tall! Taller than Axis and Axis's is half a year older than him!" Sam said, walking across the dreary ice covered grass. The clouds turned and were gray, ready to soak them in heavy rain.

"So he's older than me..."

"Yeah, but he's really nice! And...um..."

"I'm officially the youngest."

"Don't say it like that! Iaso's only here because he's going to have a little brother or sister soon!"

"Yeah, can't wait to tell him that nightmare."

"Rena this is Iaso. Iaso this is Rena." Sam jestered back and forth between the two of them. Iaso was atleast two heads taller than Rena and longer hair than her. She classified him as a girl.

"Well, nice to meet you Rena." He said sticking out a hand to her, thinking that he ws pulling a fast one, Rena grabbed his hand and flipped him onto his back.

Sam's face went into a blank smile. "Maybe I should have mentioned that Rena likes to practice defense and attacks."

"Yeah, I see that now." Iaso said, puching himself up from the frozen ground. "Is that how you greet everybody?"

"Yes."

"Great, try working on your enthusaism skills and you got yourself set for life."

Sam laughed half heartedly.

X

Rena had gone home soaked in mud. She had to have her dad take off her shoes and socks, which made a wierd slurping sound as they came off her feet. Then she had to have her mom undress her the rest of the way. Then a warm bath, pajamas, and bed. She wasn't that hungry. This was how it started:

Iaso had been talking to Axis about how he'd rather have a brother than a sister when Axis's decided to bring around the fact that one time Rena had puked on his shoes. She pushed him the mud puddle. Axis pulled Iaso in woth him blindly, who threw a mudball at Sam. In the end, they were all in huge mud puddle when Roy had come around to pick up his daughter, he had found them all soaked and laughing.

Right before she left, Rena hit Iaso with a mudball.

Ok... Well... It looks like Rena used to hate Iaso... I find it funny that they're falling in live now... ^-^

Wait... I'm the one writing this thing! Fudge... 0.o

I'll post the next one soon! I promise! If... darn... why are everybody else's fanfics so much more fanscinating?