Well here is another go at a Fanfic, with me luck : -)

I don't own Artemis fowl and friends, though they exist and own them selves. I'm sure of it!

Enjoy!

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Background

It has been two months since Artemis was released form the clinic. He is now able to go through his days without shuddering at the mentioning of the number four. Five is still a slightly better number than the rest though. His relationship with the people is at a all time new apex. He is currently living at Fowl Manor with his parents and twin brothers. Both brother and sister Butlers reside there also. THE PROJECT thus far has been a major success.

The starting of the ending of Humanity.

"It's been too long, and THE PROJECT is still in the monitoring stages. I just watch as the data compiles, thinking about other things" Artemis said to a certain laughing Elf on a video call from his laptop.

"I saw you last week in Tara, you can wait a little bit longer than a week Arty. Besides everyone here is on high alert, your governments are going crazy!" said Holly acting like Artemis was to young to understand.

Artemis only gave her a stern look " The tensions among the various nations here won't escalate further than a few 'Respect us or we will pummel you!' remarks from drunken nationalists."

"Artemis one moment please" Butler quickly spoke in a hurried tone unaccustomed to Artemis.

"Fine. Well I guess I'll try to get back to you, my schedule will continue to be busy till I retire. Goodbye Holly" Artemis laughed believing that to be a joke worthy of many laughs.

Holly's eyes sparkled realizing Artemis' attempt at a joke "I can only hope you won't forget about me right after you end this video call" she said with a fake sigh.

Artemis ended the transmission and closed the laptop. "Yes, I presume you have a reason for being here now" supposed Artemis good naturally.

"Yes sir, War has been declared. China has invaded their fellow communist country Russia over a argument about troop movements along their borders." Butler stated with a sad look in his eyes. "I have received a call to arms form my Russian heritage. I must go, I am sorry Artemis. Juliet will look over you".

Artemis seemed shocked, one of the true few times, He couldn't his normal life while Butler was at the frontline fighting for his life day in day out. "I wish the best for you, all the fowl funds are at your disposal if you require anything that won't be equipped by the your family's government. I will miss you".

"Thank you, don't worry over me. I've been through far worse wars. I don't want you to do something stupid to try to help me. I will be leaving immediately to start training with a special Spetnaz unit tomorrow." Butler had a hollow look in his eyes, he was mentally prepared for anything. That was truly dangerous.

Butler exited the room leaving Artemis alone. Artemis' cell phone vibrated.

New text message

Holly

He selected view now.

I just heard war broke out! But in Asia, glad it's not near you

Artemis hit reply

Yes, but Butler has been called to war by his family in Russia. I must do something to help him. I know he's worried. Not for himself but for the ones who will be facing him. Poor bastards.

After sending the text Artemis waited for a reply, one didn't come so he moved on to what he did best, time to scheme.

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Well how was it? Thanks for your time!

Keep on Keeping on

Rhett- I live on reviews and international recognition, as you can tell I'm very malnourished! Hope you enjoyed that.