I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
A cat slinked along the wooden fence, intend on finding an early morning meal. It stealthily approached the wren perched further down the same fence. Just as he was getting ready to pounce on his prey, the most god awful shriek of female anger echoed through the air. The bird took off instantly, and the cat jumped straight up, then fell ungracefully from the edge of the fence, letting out a howl of fear. It shot off down the alley as though the demons of hell were after it.
Inside Sakura's apartment, the pinkette had let loose the cry that had lost the cat one of his nine lives. Finding herself naked under the covers was not a pleasant way to wake up. She was covered head-to-toe in a brilliant blush. One thought kept running through her head over and over.
"ITACHI SAW ME NAKED! HE SAW ME NAKED! HE UNDRESSED ME AND SAW ME NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! OH MY GOD, HE SAW ME NAKED!" Sakura was wailing in her own head, this was the most embarrassed she had ever been in her entire life.
"CHA! ITACHI-KUN SAW US NAKED! TO BAD WE WEREN'T AWAKE FOR IT! CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK IN HIS EYES AS WE SLOWLY-" 'Inner' was practically melting. Images of all the things that Sakura would love to do with Itachi naked poured into her head, and she literally hit herself in the head to rid herself of them.
"JUST SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SEX! HE VIOLATED ME!" Sakura shrieked to herself.
"NO, I AM SURE THAT WE WOULD BE DELICIOUSLY SORE IF ITACHI-KUN HAD VIOLATED US….DAMN." 'Inner' sighed in disappointment. Sakura gritted her teeth as she fought to not feel disappointed as well. She wanted to hang onto her righteous anger as long as she could, but from the way her body was tingling at the thought of Itachi's touch, she was having trouble.
Panic suddenly ran through her at the thought that Itachi might still be in the apartment. She leapt back into the bed and pulled the covers up to her chin as she desperately scanned the room for any evidence of his presence. Her eyes landed on the conspicuously placed note taped to her alarm clock. Shutting her eyes, she let her chakra filter through the apartment, trying to sense if he was in any of the other rooms. She breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat up and snatched the note off the clock, scanning it quickly.
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Sakura,
I took the liberty of making you a bit more comfortable before leaving you to sleep and recover. There is tempura from your favorite restaurant in the refrigerator, and a nice white wine to go with it. I look forward to spending more time with you in the future, hopefully while you are conscious. Though I must admit, you are beautiful when you sleep. I think that all things considering, it would be appropriate for you to call me Itachi now.
I. U.
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"THAT-THAT-THAT.." Sakura let out a scream that resembled that of a banshee, and with one swipe of her fist, demolished her nightstand and alarm clock into splinters.
"OH MY GOD, HE THINKS WE ARE BEAUTIFUL!" 'Inner' shrieked in glee. If anything, it enraged Sakura more that her subconscious was on Itachi's side.
"THIS IS WAR!"