What Really Happens when the Akatsuki aren't busting shizz up
Disclaimer: You already know it,so I won't say it.
With Deidara and Itachi
It was morning in the Akatsuki lair and today was their day off from being super evil S-ranked missing nins. "Itachi! I have unbelievable news,un!" shouted a particular bomber. Deidara was going on and on about things Itachi didn't care about so while Deidara was talking he looked into a mirror. Then,he "Mangekyo Sharingan"ed himself to a wonderful dreamland full of disco music. 'Sasuke,this is another advantage of the Mangekyo Sharingan,' he thought.
With Kisame and Hidan
"Holy Jashin! What the fuck are you fucking doing? Fucking fish doesn't fucking need fucking food! Fucking fish is food!"
"Fish are friends! Anyways,who even bought fish to eat?"
"I fucking bought the fucking fish, you motherfucking shithead."
With Sasori and Kakuzu
"1,056,1,057"
"..."
With Zetsu and Tobi
"Tobi is a good boy!"
"Be quiet,Tobi. Shut up,you said it twenty times!"
"It's not nice to tell someone to shut up,Zetsu-san."
Dinner
"So how was everyone's day?" ~Konan
"Horrible"
"Terrible"
"Hn"
"Great,un!"
"..."
"..."
"Fucking terrible,bitch."
"Tobi is a good boy!"