I'm sorry, my email was being stupid, so I'm going to answer you're reviews right here.
Thaovyphantran: Raoul is an idiot pansy, I completely agree. But unfortunately I know somebody who is almost exactly like him at my school. And he's in love with ducks *shudders* Yup, I'm excited for Erik and Christine's wedding. That'll be fun to write :D
Iamreal: My penname is a combination of both Maximum Ride and Katniss Everdeen, yes. See, I created my account a year ago, when those were both of my obsessions. Last year, my friends thought that I was a combination of both of those characters so when I made this my penname, they got a kick out of it (actually, I give KKandPercy credit for the Maxniss half of my name) but now that I'm obsessed with Phantom, it kind of doesn't make sense anymore.
Oh by the way, if Erik says something in bold, it means he's throwing his voice.
Thanks! And enjoy the chapter!
Max: Guess what?
Erik, Christine, and Raoul: WHAT?
Max: I'm writing another Phanfic!
Erik: Max…
Max: I know, I know, I need to finish my other phanfics!
Erik: Max…
Max: And I will! I promise you! But I'm having issues with the second chapter of The Phantom's Assistant!
Christine: Max… Erik wants-
Max: And I know what I'm going to do with the Pheline of the Opera and A Rose Beneath the Mask, but I'm just too lazy, okay?
Erik: MAX SHUT UP SO I CAN SAY SOMETHING!
Max: Why didn't you just say something in the first place?
Erik: *growls* The stupid managers might find us down here any day now and realize that I'm not really dead. We need to go somewhere else.
Max: But I like it here…
Erik: WE WILL BE FOUND AND KILLED! WE NEED TO GO!
Max: *mutters* bipolar much? Fine, let's go. Where do you think we should go?
Raoul: We should go to my mansion! Now that I'm no longer disowned, we can go live there for now!
Max: Okay, but can we bug the managers one last time?
Erik: Hehe, of course, that's what makes my life fun.
-We go into one of the trapdoors and spy on Andre and Firmin-
Firmin: Andre, have you gone mad? He's dead.
Andre: No he's not! I HEARD him!
Firmin: Uh-huh, sure you did.
-Erik gives us a little smirk and we hear his voice in Firmin's ear-
Erik: Are you so sure that I've left you?
Firmin: AHHH! No, you're dead!
Erik: Yeah, ghosts usually ARE dead. That's why I'm called the Opera Ghost, wise guy.
Andre: I TOLD you!
Firmin: *shaking* it could be much worse, he could be asking for-
Erik: *to both of them* By the way, you're a little overdue on your salary. I really would like to have it now.
-Firmin faints-
Erik: Well, that was a little unexpected. Andre, please tell me you aren't going to faint too.
Andre: I-I-I uh…
-Andre faints-
Erik: *to us* well now my work here is done! Let's go to the stupid mansion!
-We make our way to the mansion when we are intercepted by Meg-
Meg: Oh hey guys! *flirty* Hi, Erik!
Erik: *face gets red* Um, hi, Meg.
Christine: Hi, Meg! How are you?
Meg: Mmm, pretty good *gets really close to Erik*. How are you and Raoul?
Raoul: She broke up with me.
Meg: *surprised* Oh? Why?
Erik: Because Christine and I are getting married.
-Meg is suddenly angry and pushes herself away from Erik-
Meg: WHAT? After all we've been through? After all that and you… I HATE YOU ERIK!
-Meg stomps away-
Christine: What was that about?
Erik: *too quickly* NOTHING. Uh- hem nothing.
Max: I thought Meg wasn't supposed to like you until Love Never Dies
Erik: *rasps* shut UP! We don't need YOU-KNOW-WHO to hear about that.
Max: Erik…
Erik: No. DON'T. EVEN. GO. THERE. I'm not a pervert.
Max: But I never said-
Erik: Silence.
Max: So let's see how many stories there are now. Oh look Phantom of the Opera now has 9,910 stories! I think we're in 7th place (miscounted last time, sorry). Remember if you need story ideas, I have them!
Raoul: WE'RE ALMOST THERE! YAY!
Erik: Okay! So you guys better wait until next week! Bye!
Christine: Wait! What happened between you and Meg?
Erik: Oh look, Christine! It's a bluebird! Okay see you all next week!
Max: Okay… just remember, I have story ideas… bye