The Horrible Days of the Ninjas Part One
Disclaimed! Please,don't send in lawyers!
Day One
Somehow,Gaara ended up watching a horror film with Lee. "The Grudge" was boring. Gaara decided to freak Lee out. But what? He then sneakily put his arm on Lee's shoulder. "Who's there?" Lee shrieked. Gaara silently thought to himself,"Dude, that's like the oldest trick ever!"
Meanwhile
Neji,Naruto,and Kakashi were at the beach. While Neji was swimming,Kakashi taught Naruto the Ninja Beach Lessons. Naruto then stole Neji's pants while he was swimming. He ran off to Kakashi,who then asked,"What is Ninja Beach Lesson #1?" Naruto replied,"Never make yourself an easy target for beach losers!" "Very good,Naruto."
Somewhere Else
Itachi and Sasuke had returned to Konoha and yeah,you know what happened.
Sasuke had,earlier in the morning,put Itachi's hand in water. Now Itachi would have his payback. He crept up to where Sasuke was and squirted a whole bottle of shampoo into his eyes. He shouted, "That's for putting my hand on water while I was asleep!" "Gah,it BUURNS! NOOOOOO!"