Now I will answer those who reviewed!

Thaovyphantran: I'm sorry that ducks have become disgraced… The ducks can attack the fop if you wish- muahahaha. And yay! How'd you like EriksNewLove's story?

EriksNewLove: I'll give you a few one-shots, just tell me what kind of one-shots you're looking for Thank you for pointing out the obvious, my friend- we know all about his stupidity. Haha!

dudette: Actually, I hadn't thought about that with the bluebird. You give me too much credit- it was inspired by the bluebirds that I always see at my school (they fly right in front of me which is amazing). But I'm so glad you caught that! Oh, don't worry, Meg won't be completely morphed.

Alright, on with the action!

Max: Raoul…

Raoul: Yeah.

Max: I'm bored.

Raoul: What do you mean 'I'm bored'? My mansion is FUN.

Erik: No, not really. You just have a bunch of random servants and mint tea.

Max: And I think that it's weird.

Raoul: Grrr… whatever.

Erik: Where's Christine?

Max: She went shopping with Meg.

Erik: Why?

-Max grins-

Erik: TELL ME!

Max: They're shopping for a wedding dress!

Erik: YES!

Raoul: Maybe we could go shopping for suits-

Erik: No.

Raoul: What do you expect to wear there?

Erik: Something epic… like the 2004 movie Don Juan costume…

Max: Oh my gosh, Erik…. STOP STEALING MY WORD 'EPIC'!

Erik: Did you make it up?

Max: No…..

Erik: Exactly. See, it's because you aren't epic.

Max: Shut up!

Erik: Mhmm

Max: I mean it!

Erik: Yup. Sure you do…

Max: Well… ANYWAY, for those of you who voted on the pole on my profile…

Erik: What pole? Is it like a streetlamp and people put votes on it?

Max: Oh my gosh…. Whatever. My point is, it looks like NotSoEpic Duel is winning by one vote. But I have something to confess.

Erik: What?

Max: I voted for NotSoEpic Duel. So that means that it's really a tie. Personally, I think that I might just delete Specter, because I think I made it a little too confusing. In fact, I might rewrite it. So I will be making ANOTHER pole on whether to rewrite, delete, or continue Specter. So it'll help me SOOOOOO much if you either A) vote on my profile or B) review what I should do either on that story or on this one. Thanks!

Raoul: YAY! Oh, so I'm looking on Max's laptop-

Max: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH SUSAN!

Raoul: ….?

Erik: You named… your laptop…?

Max: heh… heh… quite possibly… (Thinks: Good thing he didn't ask what my flash drive was named- Erik wouldn't be too happy to know that I named an electronic device after him)

Raoul: Well… anyway… it says that Phantom of the Opera has 9,921 Phanfictions.

Max: YAY!

Erik: You sound like the fop.

Max: I happen to hang out with a fop so shut up.

Erik: Does this fop happen to be named-

Max: YES! I mean no, I mean maybe…

Erik: ….

Max: Nevermind… I'll tell you later.

Raoul: You like this fop of yours, don't you?

Max: You shouldn't be talking *growls*

Raoul: No, I'm wrong… you LOVE him.

Max: No, I'm over him.

Raoul: Sure you are. You like him… you like him…

Max: Silence fop!

Raoul: Bet you tell him that all the time, don't you?

Max: Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. You could get pushed out a two-story window or you could shut your mouth right now.

Raoul: I don't believe you have the strength to do that.

Max: Oh really?

Raoul: Really. And I still think you love him more than Erik.

Max: *smirks* Oh Erik, love, could you do me a favor?

Erik: If you want me to throw him out a window, then I'd be more than happy too, because I hate him more than you.

Max: Thanks… wait what?

Raoul: *backs away* Um… nevermind…?

Erik: *moves forward, smirks evilly* Too late.

-Erik throws Raoul out the window The Emporer's New Groove style. Raoul screams like a little girl as he falls-

Erik: The dark deed is done… *Michael Crawford cackle*

Max: Yay!

Raoul: *from outside* Ouch, I landed in a rose bush!

Max: Muahahhahahaha! Okay, so review! Write more stories, blah blah blah!

Erik: And advise her on what to do with Specter of the Theater!

Max: Yes! Thank you, I'd appreciate that sooo much! If you hadn't read it, then read it so that I could get help! THANKS SO MUCH!

Erik: And write more stories!

Max: I already said that.

Erik: Oh well, bye!