This is my quick update. Haven't updated in a while, sorry. Updating other stuff. :D Um… my dad's making me clean my room, so I'm sorry that this can't be longer.
WARNING: Remember Erik likes wine? Yeah, there's some of that drinking stuff with Erik in this chapter. And of course, an EPIC fighting sequence *wink* It has to do with swords and Punjab lassos
Hope for an update next week. Thanks!
-Max and Erik are still in Raoul's mansion, sipping tea-
Max: I hate tea
Erik: Do you think he has any wine?
Max: Erik! This is no time to get drunk!
Erik: But I'm getting married in the morning!
Max: What does that have to do with anything?
Erik: It has to do with everything.
-Erik begins to hum-
Max: Oh no… I should have seen this coming when I watched My Fair Lady with him.
Erik: I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong!
The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper! But get me to the church on time!
-Erik goes and searches for wine in Raoul's mansion. He finds it and comes down and sits next to Max-
Erik: I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Girl, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
But get me to the church on time!
-Erik is getting drunk on wine now, so he attempts to kiss me. I just sit on Raoul's sofa and shake my head-
Erik: If I am dancin' Roll up the floor.
If I am whistlin' Whewt me out the door!
For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Kick up an rumpus But don't lost the compass;
And get me to the church, Get me to the church!
Max: You are never watching that movie again.
Erik: Get me to the church on time!
-Christine enters and seeing Erik in his drunken state, looks at us appalled-
Christine: Erik…
-Erik is still drunk, but attempts to be a gentleman at this time-
Erik: Yes, uh… Christine?
Christine: Were you drinking wine again?
Erik: Um… no…?
-Christine crosses her arms-
Erik: Okay, so maybe I drank a little, but all the fop has is this repulsive mint tea!
Christine: …..
Erik: Fine, I'm done. *puts wine away* see? It's gone. *smiles sheepishly*
-Christine doesn't say anything. Then she sighs and finally answers him-
Christine: You have your suit for tomorrow, right?
Erik: Of course.
Christine: *smiles* see you tomorrow. And remember to eat something tonight. We all know what happens when you only drink wine and don't eat anything.
-Christine leaves-
Max: Um… what happens when you don't eat and just drink…?
Erik: Er… nothing. I want to watch a movie.
Max: If we were in 2011 instead of 1870, then I would comply. However, we have no DVD player here.
Erik: So… when we get back, do you wanna have a movie night- just Christine, you, and me?
Max: Sure, but can we bring le fop?
Erik: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO BRING HIM?
-Max shrinks back involuntarily-
Max: You and Christine will probably cuddle the whole time and you know, I'm gonna need someone else to talk to.
Erik: But why HIM?
Max: Well… maybe I'll bring a friend instead if she lets me bring her.
Erik: Whatever, it just better not be the fop.
Max: What would you wanna watch?
Erik: *grins evilly* The Phantom of the Opera- the 2004 version
Max: I hate you.
Erik: We could just skip to Don Juan Triumphant. That costume is epic.
Max: OKAY YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP SAYING EPIC!
Erik: And what are you going to do about it?
Max: I have a sword.
-Max pulls out Riptide (which is from the Percy Jackson Series)-
Erik: A sword? I have a Punjab lasso.
-Erik pulls out a Punjab lasso-
Max: Haha, as it is so lovely put in Shakespeare "I am for you"
-Erik cackles and begins to fight- Punjab against sword. The sword hits Erik, but it goes through him-
Max: I completely forgot that this doesn't work on mortals!
-It magically transforms Riptide into Inigo Montoya's sword from The Princess Bride-
Max: Now I can defeat you. This is an awesome sword.
Erik: My Punjab lasso is epic!
Max: Shut up!
-They continue to fight-
Erik: The only way to defeat me is to kill me and you know that you can't do that.
Max: And why not?
Erik: I'm getting married in the morning!
Max: You need to stop singing that! ARGH! *attacks again, Erik deflects with lasso* Can you be like Gerik for a moment and please sword fight me?
Erik: Fine. But I still get to keep my EPICNESS!
-Erik's Punjab lasso turns into the 2004 movie sword-
Max: Okay, so how many stories are on the Phantom of the Opera archive?
Erik: I believe there are 9,938 Phanfictions.
Max: *deflects Erik's blow* Okay, that's good! We are catching up with Warriors!
Erik: YES! It shall be epic when we catch up!
Max: You are trying to distract me! But you're right, it will be!
Erik: *cackles* I'm always right. *deflects Max's sword*
Max: I'm gonna need some help here with Erik! Next chapter you get to help me stop him from saying epic!
Erik: What? How will a bunch of phangirls stop me?
Max: Guys, tell me if you wanna be in the next chapter to defeat Erik. Let me know how we should defeat him *evil grin*
Erik: *grunts* I'm still winning!
Max: Not for long! HAHA!
So, now I go back to clean my room for right now. *sigh* BUT I just got the 1990 miniseries of Phantom of the Opera! I get to watch that afterward! YAY!
Review! Thanks :D