Since I know all of you were concerned about my clean room- it's clean and pretty now. Except for the pile of random papers that are on top of my PS2… I need to clean that. I'll do that tonight when I can't sleep :P
-Hides EriksNewLove (ENL), Thaovyphantran (Thaovy), PhantomWaffles (don't know how to abb. this), and Little Luxa (Luxa) in a closet in Raoul's mansion-
Max: Remember; attack him when he starts saying ep- THAT WORD. *shuts closet door*
Erik: What are you doing?
Max: Um… I'm putting my coat in the closet…
Erik: You don't have a coat.
Max: I meant my jacket.
Erik: Why would you put your jacket in Raoul's closet?
Max: Because… Raoul's closet is so big and clean and pretty!
Erik: …
Max: What?
Erik: You are a strange young woman. You realize this, right?
Max: But I'm amazing, so it makes up for it.
Erik: Keep telling yourself that…
Max: Hey!
-Erik smirks-
Max: *trying to change subject* You know; my friend actually watched your movie yesterday?
Erik: Oh… that one.
Max: I thought you liked it!
Erik: I liked the cape…
Max: Which cape?
Erik: *nervously* both
Max: Why?
Erik: You're planning something.
Max: Um….. what makes you think that?
Erik: That silly grin on your face.
Max: I am NOT wearing a silly grin on my face!
Erik: Sure…
Max: Look, I am not planning anything!
Erik: Right, I believe you.
Max: *hopeful* really?
Erik: Yeah. I am going to compose now. Bye.
Max: What?
Erik: *turns around* Oh, I forgot to answer your question!
Max: Yes?
Erik: The Don Juan cape in the movie was better than the regular cape because it was more EPIC.
-The phangirls storm out of the closet, knocking Max over, causing her to be unconscious-
ENL: *in a Zorro costume, including the mask* Stop saying "epic" Erik! It's driving us all crazy!
Erik: What?
PhantomWaffles: You know exactly what we're talking about!
Thaovy: Yes! AND you insulted mint tea! Don't make fun of my mint tea!
Erik: Pardon?
Luxa: *takes out whistle labeled "Mary-Sues* So we are going to make you stop!
Erik: *eyes widen* you wouldn't
Luxa: I would.
PhantomWaffles: Wait! We must sing first!
-Everyone except Erik and Max (who is still unconscious at this moment) agrees-
PhantomWaffles: Remember what we practiced! One, two, three…
-They break out into the Barney theme song-
ENL: It's not working!
-Erik is humming "All Through the Night" to himself, completely ignoring the angry phans-
ENL: We'll have to do something else!
-PhantomWaffles runs up and gives Erik a bear hug-
Erik: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PhantomWaffles: Hugging…
Erik: Get off.
Thaovy: Then stop saying "epic"
Erik: Hmm, I could get used to this. I am sort of a Don Juan…
Thaovy: It's time for Plan C!
ENL: Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers!
-ENL pulls out her Inigo Montoya sword- which is a lot like Max's Inigo sword, except for one minor difference. Shards of a mirror appear and the light hits them. That light shines directly into Erik's eyes-
Erik: AHHH! It burns!
Luxa: Perfect! *blows the Mary-Sue whistle*
Erik: *looks at Luxa, trying to avoid the light* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
-Sues flood the area and all of them try to glomp Erik. However, some of them try to hurt the phans as well-
ENL: Why did we bring them here again? *fights a Sue with her sword*
Thaovy: Because they would help us stop Erik!
-Max is waking up when a random Sue hits her with a frying pan. She falls unconscious again-
Luxa: Well, it's working!
Thaovy: But how do we get them to stop?
PhantomWaffles: We should get something shiny for them to follow!
-All four of them agree. They go into Raoul's closet and find a foppish glittery cape. They get a homing pigeon that will lead back into Mary-Sue land or whatever and put the cape on that-
Mary-Sue 1: OOOHH It's a shiny flying thing!
Mary-Sue 2: NO it's a bird with a shiny cape! It's a pretty bird!
Mary-Sue 3: LET'S FOLLOW IT!
-All the Mary-Sues follow the bird back to wherever it was that they came from-
Luxa: Well, our work here is done.
-The four phans leave as Maxniss wakes up-
Max: Ugh… what happened?
-Erik is in a fetal position in the corner-
Max: Erik! What happened to you?
Erik: DON'T COME NEAR ME SUSY ROSE! I DON'T LOVE YOU! FRANKLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! DON'T COME NEAR OR I'LL PUNJAB YOU!
Max: What...? No it's okay now, they're-
Erik: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO LIZZIE SPARKLES AND MARIE FRECKLES AND HANNAH PERFECTLYPITCHED. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU OR THE OTHER FIFTY OR SO MARY-SUES WHO ATTACKED ME!
Max: Erik!
Erik: I LOVE CHRISTINE!
Max: Erik! It's me, Maxniss! They're gone!
Erik: What? Who's Maxniss?
Max: It's… me… don't you remember?
-Erik looks closely at Max and memory begins to come through-
Erik: Max?
Max: Yes, it's me, Max.
Erik: Why didn't you try to help me?
Max: I got knocked unconscious. I don't even know what happened.
Erik: Oh.
Max: Why don't I get you to bed?
Erik: Yeah, that'll be good.
-Max starts helping him up-
Erik: Max?
Max: Yeah?
Erik: Thank you.
Max: For what?
Erik: For everything. *kisses Max on the cheek*
Max: *blushes* oh, you're welcome.
-Max takes Erik to his bed and he lies down. She sits in the chair next to the bed-
Max: So… there's 9,958 Phantom of the Opera fanfictions, just to let you know.
Erik: Really? That's all you have to say after I got attacked?
Max: You usually care…
Erik: I will care… later.
Max: Just go to sleep.
Erik: Mmmhhmm…. *starts snoring*
-Max leaves the bedroom and goes back to the area where the closet walks by and looks in the closet-
Raoul: NO!
Max: What?
Raoul: Somebody took my favorite sparkly cape!
So I just included everyone who reviewed for the last chapter! Thanks so much for the ideas and I sure hope that taught Erik to stop saying "epic", though I kinda feel bad for him a bit.
By the way, if any of you are interested in a Phantom role play, there's one in the forums section called Bienvenue au Palais Garnier! It's number 5 on there just in case you forget the name :)
Yes, I just advertised, but we have about four people on it already so you know, we need some more people
So… um keep writing stories and stuff :P And if you want, review!
Thanks!