Max: Hello there!

Erik: Hello!

Max: Do you feel any better?

Erik: AHHH Mary-Sues!

Max: No, they're not here, Erik.

Erik: Oh ok… I knew that. I was only testing your vigilance, my dear.

Max: Right… So I wanted to say something this chapter…

Erik: You always say something in every chapter!

Max: Yes, but- you! Just get out of here, Erik! You're distracting me!

Erik: I am quite a distracting monster…

Max: YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER!

Erik: That's what all my phangirls tell me, yet I never believe them.

Max: Erik, I'm not in the mood. Either make yourself useful or just get out of here.

Erik: But…

Max: No, I'm not in love with you, so don't even do the whole "poor me, pity me" thing. I love you as a friend, but that's it.

Erik: So be it. However, you may find that once I'm gone, you have no story. Have you seen the title of this story, my dear?

Max: And I can change that title, buster.

Erik: But then no one would read it.

Max: I could call it "Fop-Murdering" and everyone would be fine with that. In fact, I might just do that…

Erik: No! I mean *clears throat* as much as I would enjoy murdering fops, I believe the title does not need altering.

Max: Good, so let me talk.

Erik: I was going to let you talk…

Max: *glares*

Erik: Maxniss is not threatening to Erik.

Max: *scoffs* Well then… Maxniss is not afraid of Erik's insanity.

Erik: Erik does not appreciate that comment.

Max: Well Maxniss does not appreciate Erik.

Erik: Erik is used to not being loved.

Max: Well Maxniss obviously doesn't care!

Erik: ….

Max: Maxniss doesn't like your face!

Erik: Maxniss never even saw his face!

Max: She did in the movie and it was UGLY! No wonder why he was never loved!

Erik: Erik hopes that Maxniss is never loved!

Max: *silence… sadness* Are we seriously having a "talking in third person" war?

Erik: Yes, Erik believes that we are. In fact, it appears that Maxniss has lost the war.

Max: I –uh – she –Maxniss did not lose!

Erik: Yes she did.

Max: No she didn't!

Erik: YES SHE DID SO SHE SHOULD BE SILENT WHILE ERIK ANNOUNCES WHAT'S GOING ON!

Max: *shocked silence*

Erik: Now, Maxniss wanted to really say three things. The first thing is about the number of phanfictions we have. So far there are 9,978 phanfictions. However, Warriors still beats us by 910 stories.

Max: So…. If we write at least a thousand stories we could possibly beat them.

Erik: Precisely.

Max: Alright guys! Then I encourage you to write more! I will honestly try, since I do have quite a few ideas… about five or six… however, I'm working on a Tangled fanfiction for my friend. It's gonna be her birthday :D

Erik: Oh joy…

Max: *rolls eyes* Anyway, that wasn't the second thing!

Erik: I knew that!

Max: But they didn't, Erik.

Erik: *grunts*

Max: The second thing is about Erik's wedding in the next chapter!

Erik: I don't see why we have to have a wedding… at a church… with PEOPLE.

Max: Well you better get used to people, because I'm sure someday, your house may be full of them.

Erik: *eyes widen*

Max: I meant… full of visitors, like me… and my friends… and reviewers….

Erik: That's even worse than the thought of children…

Max: Oh, then… assume I was talking about you and Christine's kids then…

-Awkward silence-

Max: So anyway, we need visitors at the wedding! (yay!) So if you review, you get to be one of Christine's bridesmaids!

Erik: So that's great for her…. But what if there were people who want to be groomsmen?

Max: Um… girls can't be groomsmen, Erik!

Erik: Not every fan is a girl you know!

Max: How would you know?

Erik: I'm not stupid!

Max: Grr... whatever. If you "phanguys" actually exist, please ask to be Erik's groomsmen.

Erik: Yes, but I'm getting married! YAY!

Max: Stop being a child about it, Erik!

Erik: *rolls eyes* There was another announcement you wanted to make…

Max: Oh yes! This is a very awesome announcement!

Erik: It is?

Max: Yes! It is!

Erik: Apparently it is! But it's like an advertisement!

Max: Yes, but it's an ep-

Erik: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD!

Max: Okay… Well it's an amazing advertisement so all of you should read this!

Erik: Sure… read it!

Max: Ok, so… have any of you actually wanted to be in a role-play?

Erik: A role-play?

Max: Yes, a role-play. Like a Phantom of the Opera role-play.

Erik: …?

Max: It's where we get to pretend to be you guys in a way. It's like writing with other people and stuff and it's really fun!

Erik: ok…. I'm just going to pretend I understand what you meant.

Max: Well anyway, there's a couple of us doing it right now including (but not limited to) Christine Marie Jonasdotter, EriksNewLove, Luna The Darkrai, and yours truly- Maxniss Everide.

Erik: So where can they find said role-play?

Max: It's on this site under forums! It's the Phantom of the Opera book forum. It's called Bienvenue au Palais Garnier!

Erik: I implore you to at least look at it!

Max: I DARE you to read it! Because it's awesome! And fun!

Erik: Yes, so I believe that was the last announcement?

Max: Yes, yes it was. Thanks guys!

Erik: Don't forget to write stories!

Max: Oh and don't forget Erik's wedding!

Erik: *shouts in glee*

Max: Yes! And look at the role-play! Thanks so much!