Disclaimer: Gosh! I don't want to waste my time writing the disclaimer but if I don't do it no one will, so here it go's. We don't own Naruto we only own ourselves and our OC's. *sigh*

A/N: Yay! It's the second chapter! Last time our heroine Sarah and her friends fell through a hole in the floor, lighting broke her window and she didn't have insurance, who will pay for the damages! When will smexy men rain from the sky! Anyway back to the picture I mean story. What will awesomely happen this time on? We're Good as Gone let the show begin I MEAN STORY!X3

Chapter 2: Hangovers and Konoha

Sarah's P.O.V

Something wet and warm rubbed against my cheek. From the slight light that was penetrating my closed eyelids it was probably day time. Reluctantly my eyes fluttered open when the rubbing became a harsh shove. It took some time before my triple vision finally cleared revealing something that made me shriek.

"Holy crap!" backing away from the intimidating white dog that was the size of a pony I quickly jumped to my feet saying stupid stuff like 'nice doggy' or 'I won't taste very good so please don't eat me'. The only response I got was a snarl. I love dogs their favorite animal, but this dog had a murderous feeling to it. But what freaked me out is that it looked so familiar and I couldn't bring a name to mind.

"Akamaru!" a stern voice from behind me commanded causing the dog to sit wagging its tail. That's the name I was forgetting! Baka how could I not remember my favorite Naruto characters dog's name! Weird, I don't recognize any dogs in our neighborhood with that name. I would especially remember one that looked and had a name exactly like Akumaru.

Turning around to thank my savior I nearly screamed out of pure shock when I came face to face with my idol. Standing in front of me with a pissed off look on his face was Kiba and that look was aimed at me! It worked! The spell actually worked! Control there is a hot wild dog boy in the room with you, do not glomp! I REPEAT DO NOT GLOMP!

"Lady Tsunade I think she broke?"

"Kiba get away! You don't know what she's capable of doing!" The Fifth Hokage ordered.

Wait! The Fifth Hokage getting a better look in the room that I was in I noticed it was Lady Tsunade's office and it was filled with kickass ninjas. Hinata was blushing madly in a corner trying to hide behind Shino. While Kurenai was standing kunai in hand next to Lady Tsunade who was at her desk drinking a huge bottle of sake. I'm in Konoha that's a relief I thought that maybe we would end up in the middle of nowhere like Lia said might happen. But the look that Tsunade was giving me didn't make me feel at home.

"State your name and village." Tsunade said bringing the cup to her lips for a sip her eyes not leaving me for a second.

My name! It would seem too weird if I say an American name instead! Think Think THINK! I couldn't say I was from a village because all they have to do is send a bird and they'll find out I'm lying. I must have been standing there for about an hour sweating bullets before the slightly drunk Fifth Hokage decided to throw her half empty sake bottle at me. Ducking down it slammed through the wall and shattered in the hall (it rhymes X3) making a hole for people passing by to be able to peek in.

"My names Sarah!" I screamed holding my head in case she was willing to throw something else at me.

"Fuck stop all that damn noise, my head hurts! Did Lia put something in our drinks again?" a familiar voice cursed loudly from the couch.

"You're alive!" I yelled flinging myself at a very disheveled Erin that was emerging from a mess of blankets. That's not fair. They gave her the nice comfy couch with blankets while I got the stupid cold floor instead.

"Damn your alive too! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" she shouted shoving me away all the while I was grinning like a manic.

"What?"

"Guess where we are!"

"No way!" she gasped her gray eyes widening. (They really are that color)

"Yes way!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"No fucking way!"

"Yes freaking way!" I squealed picking her up and spinning around.

"If you don't tell me what you're doing here." Tsunade gritted leaving the threat to hang ominously in the air.

"Should we tell them the truth?" I whispered to Erin putting her back down.

"Maybe, Will they even believe us?"

"We do have enough information to convince them."

"Is the manga even reliable? What if this world is completely different from the one we know?" Erin hurriedly whispered back.

"It can't be that different."

"What are you two whispering?" Lady Tsunade shouted her grip tightening on the clay cup.

We met a silent agreement, taking a deep shaky breath I prepared for what I was about to do.

"Our names are Sarah and Erin and we are from another dimension were your all fictional characters that aren't suppose to exist." I said quickly hoping that they didn't catch it. Sadly they did. Right now everybody in the room minus Erin was looking at me with either angry or confused faces. From reading Fanfics similar to my situation the girl usually tells them the truth so seeing that you're a valuable asset they make you a ninja. Then the guy you love falls head over heels for you and you live happily ever after. Please let that be true!

"That's preposterous you could be enemy spies!" Tsunade scoffed taking another swing of sake from what was left in the cracked cup.

"Where's Kakashi he would probably believe us! He knows about different dimensions because of his Mangeko Sharingan!" Erin shouted.

"Kakashi is on a secret mission in the Sand village."

"Do you mean when the Akatsuki try to kidnap Gaara?" I guessed.

"How do you know about that top secret information? It was only reported an hour ago!"

"We're in Shippuden." I whispered over to Erin who was nodding her head in agreement.

"Sippu what?" Kiba said. Darn those sexy ninjas and their sensitive hearing!

"Naruto Shippuden is the second series in the anime/manga to Naruto which is the original series. It's about an older version of Naruto training to bring Sasuke back to the village." I explained.

"And it also focuses on the Akatsuki who are after the tailed beast." Erin added in.

"Your spies!" Lady Tsunade shouted slamming her cup against the desk shattering it into a million pieces.

"Hear us out please!" I begged.

"No."

"But we're not spies were fangirls I mean I'm a fangirl she's an anime freak." I corrected catching Erin's heated glare at the mention of me calling her a fangirl.

"Why should I listen to you? A spy would lie through their teeth if it got them out of trouble!"

"Listen you fucking drunken old lady!"

"Erin that's enough, you're going to get her pissed off!"

"What she's an alcoholic old bitch who's single and will probably die alone!"

"Now that's just cold Erin she has a shot with Jiraya."

"I'm going to kill you insufferable brats!" Tsunade screamed lunging over her desk. Luckily Kurenai was there to pin her down before she got near us. I felt bad for putting Kurenai in that position but if she didn't stop the Hokage we would be dead right now. They thrashed around madly knocking over lamps and chairs.

"Kiba, Shino take them to the holding cells immediately!" Kurenai shouted struggling to hold the Hokage down.

"Hai, sensei!"

"Wait!" I started to struggle around when someone swung me over their shoulder and ran out the door only slowing down when Tsunade's ranting became to far away to hear. I was going to protest until I saw it was Kiba. I settled for blushing. Poor Erin on the other hand was being carried by a swarm of bugs that I couldn't recognize. What the hell? Where was Lia? I can't believe I just noticed my hyper active friend wasn't with us! The last time I saw her she was the first to fall through the hole that appeared in my living room floor. If she fell first that means she probably woke up before us. But why would she leave me and Erin there without even leaving a message. Maybe they took her somewhere from us so they could interrogate her, and we couldn't influence her.

"Kiba-kun did you find another girl with us?" I blushed. God, I'm acting like Hinata.

"No, we found you at the village gate when we were returning from a minor mission." He grunted shifting me on his shoulder when I began to slip. I started wiggling to get more comfortable when a growl came from Kiba. Looking at him I expected to see a scowl but instead I saw a blush tinting his painted cheeks. Confused, I stayed silent contemplating what might have happened to my friend and why she wasn't with us. The rest of our journey was quiet. Aside from Erin's colorful choice of words that seemed to echo off the walls loudly! I spent most of the time thinking that Lia was probably alone scared and confused somewhere slowly dying. I was jostled out of my thoughts when we were roughly tossed into the damp dark cell. That was at the end of the hall where there was barely any light. With a quick glance Shino silently closed the door making sure to lock it with a soft click. I felt like breaking down in tears and slamming my fist against a wall until they bleed. But I couldn't do that to Erin even though she acts like the way she does, she is still a normal person. And any sane person right now would have already been in a straight jacket if they had to go through this. But we have something that might just, might help us. We have the knowledge of the whole entire world of Naruto from A to Z. Who ever said that the truth sets you free must have been damn drunk at the time.

A/N:

Sarah: We're in Jail! TT^TT

Erin: I hate Shino

Lia: OMG! Kiba Blushed when he was carrying you Sarah! X3

Erin and Sarah: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!

Lia: I think there's love in the air for Sarah and Kiba*skips around throwing roses*

Erin and Sarah: AGAIN WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!

Lia: You'll soon find out! Yes very soon!*evil smirk*

Erin: Review and we'll give you a cookie!

Lia: *sneaking out the back door*

Sarah: *Gasp* LIA! Get the hell back here with those cookies!

Lia: Neva *runs away*

Erin: REVIEW OR WE'LL KILL LIA INSTEAD!

Lia: But then they wont know where I am!

Sarah: Damn she has a point.

Lia: REVIEW and I'll unleash the cookie monster on you instead!