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A/n: Sorry to any girls who don't like Yaoi. But I couldn't resist! The temptation was to strong. (Apologizing for chapter 3). But we warned you! We feel bad because a friend who really isn't into yaoi read this. Gomeni sai * bows*. But in this chapter we will be interrogating/torturing Lia! So anyone who got mentally scared I hope this makes up for it! LET THE STORY BEGIN!
Chapter 4: A Bloody Warm Welcome
Lia's P.o.V
"Wake up."
"Leave me alone or I'll kick your ass." My threat slurring together as my drowsy eyes refused to open. I am a total bitch in the mornings I will kill whoever wakes me up even if it's Taylor Lautner (god I hope that never happens because I don't look whenever I kick out at my victim) Why do my wrists hurt so much? My feet even tingle like I've been sitting for to long. Wait, I am sitting. I guess that explains it. But why and how did I fall asleep in a chair? Last thing I remember is asking Itachi ….My eyes snapped open when I remembered all too clearly what I had said to him.
"Holy Mother of God I've gone blind!" I shrieked when I couldn't see anything but darkness. I started to stand, but quickly found out that my ankles were tied together making me fall forward. My face collided painfully with the stone floor. Staying as still as a corpse I quietly assessed if I had broken anything.
"Kisame pick her up before she hurts herself." An emotionless voice spoke from in front of me. The chair was carelessly picked up and thrown a couple of feet into the air landing with a 'bang' that shook my teeth.
"To Hell with all you, minus Itachi, I bet you could have caught the damn chair before it fell!"
"We could have, but we chose not to." That same voice said in a tone that was starting to really piss me off.
"Who peed in your cereal this morning Pein?" I gasped when a slap fell on my left cheek echoing loudly in the room that they were containing me in.
"Don't show such disrespect in front of me."
I gritted my teeth to bite back the hundreds of smartass comments that were on the tip of my tongue.
"Just untie me from this damn chair!" I bristled struggling to break the rope that was biting painfully into the skin of my wrist. Something cold was pressed against my lips. With as much courage as I could muster, which wasn't much, I tied not to scream as something sharp was pushed to my mouth.
"If you can't refrain from speaking I'll be forced to cut out your tongue. Or better yet I could just kill you know and save myself the trouble." He said moving the blade to my throat, pushing slightly to were a drop of blood trickled down my neck proving how sharp it was. I bit my lip to stop the whimper that threatened to escape, a coppery taste filling my mouth from the action.
"Pein leave her alone we still need her for questioning." A monotone voice said.
"You have a point Konan." Pein agreed pulling the blade away almost reluctantly.
Questioning? That sounds fun and painful. Without even getting to know me will they throw me aside? Will they kill me after all? They are S-class criminals what was I expecting. They kill so many people for no reason. Why should I be any different? Because I'm more than different I'm special.
"It seems what Kisame reported was correct. She knew it was you even with a blindfold on." Konan said acting as if I weren't there.
"Oh! It's a blindfold! I thought I had gone blind or something!" I giggled.
"Her stupidity is comparable to that of a child's."
"Hey! I'm not stupid I have smarticles!"
"Silence! You will only speak when spoken to!" Pein snapped slapping me again. He hit me with so much force that it caused the rough cloth covering my eyes to loosen and fall. The hard look in Konan's eyes softened a bit when she saw my glazed eyes that held back tears.
"Pein I don't think she means any harm. From what I've been told she adores the Akastuki."
"How do you know?"
"Hidan told me that she hugged Itachi screaming that she wanted to bear his children." (Miroku moment)
"Imagine what beautiful babies we'll have!"
"Pein I think we should make her part of the akatsuki."
I jumped up and down while I was still strapped to the chair "Yes!"
"No, give me one good reason."
"She has a considerable amount of information about our world. Also, she kicked Kisame through a wall with no effort. This girl probably has a large amount of chakra to be able to do that."
"Cool I have chakra!" I exclaimed focusing that power I felt earlier into my hands and pulling on the restraints.
"That's chakra rope it will disable any form of escape."
"Then can you let me go. I promise I won't do anything bad. I'll be a good little fangirl!" I begged wiggling in anticipation when Pein slowly cut the ropes away with a kunai. Before I could stand he brought the kunai to my face.
"No funny business. Clear."
"Clear as mud!" he growled at my response.
"Hai Pein-sama." I gulped. He seemed satisfied with my new answer and walked away.
"Am I part of the Akastuki?"
"Yes, it seems you know too much about us. Also if I had said 'No' you'd be dead right now." With that said he left. Konan following close behind.
"Yay! Lia-chan is part of the Akastuki now!" Tobi cheered tackling me from behind. Amazingly I balanced the full grown man on my shoulders before we could topple to the ground. Looking to where Tobi came from. I noticed the other members, minus Itachi, quietly standing against the wall.
"Where's Dei Dei-chan and Sasori-kun?" I said the absence of the two artists becoming known.
"We just finished sealing the one-tailed Jincuuriki. They might be disposing of the nine-tails know since he was in the area."
"I never got to see Sasori-kun. I loved his sarcasm." I sighed.
"What do you mean?"
"Never mind. Where's his room?"
"Tobi knows!" he grabbed my arm and started dragging me down a hall stopping when we got to a plain brown door. Grabbing the knob I yanked it open hearing Hidan's warning only a secong later. Something clicked and a puppet fell covering the door. Opening its mouth thousands of senbon needles shot out. Tobi and I hit the floor as they flew over us. When it stopped I jumped up laughing feeling fear course through my veins. I walked into the dark room nearly tripping over the various spare legs and arms littering the floor. Crouching in front of a box that had old discarded head bands in it I started looking for one I would like. While I was doing this Hidan, Kisame, Tobi, and even Kakazu looked in worriedly.
"Sasori-san's going to be pissed when he finds out."
"Doesn't matter he's going to die." I stated tossing a green rusted old head band over my shoulder. Just as I found the perfect one I was grabbed roughly by the shoulders and lifted.
"What do you mean?" Tobi said in a steely voice a red dot glowing through the hole in his mask. Hello Madara.
"Sasori is killed by that pink haired bitch Sakura Haruno. While Kakashi and Naruto hunt Deidara down and rip his arms off."
"Does Deidara live?" his voice barely a whisper.
"Yes."
Letting out a relieved sigh he dropped me and walked away. Interesting my fangirl senses are tingling. Wait! Holy crap, it's my phone! It dropped to the floor in my haste to get it. Opening its speakers vibrated. My ear drum nearly busted when a hysterical voice screamed.
"Lia! Where the hell are you?"
"Laura calm down." I said picking up the crappy piece of shit my foster mom calls a phone.
"Lia answer me!"
"Laura can you hear me?"
"Lia if you don't answer me I'm going to go to the police and report you missing Damn it!" the line hissed and clicked off with a beep. Pulling my phone away I saw that the battery on my cell phone had died. Without a word I silently picked the discarded Konoha head band off the floor and walked into the hall.
"Where's my room at?" I asked in a raspy voice the feeling of breaking into tears looming over me.
"The very last door down the hall." Kisame said pointing in the general direction "Who was that?"
"My foster mom."
"Where's your real mom?"
"It's a long story." I sighed. I really didn't feel like answering that question, because it would bring my tears cascading down my cheeks, and once I start I can't stop.
"Which is Itachi's room?"
"I don't think I should tell you."
"I won't watch him sleep at night!"
"I didn't say that."
"Oh, pretend you never heard me."
"Why are you obsessed with Itachi?"
"Because he has my respect."
"Respect?"
"Any hot guy who has my respect has my love. Minus Pein."
"Why?"
"He's Konan's property."
"What! Don't tell me you haven't noticed!" I gasped when I received four very confused faces.
"They love each other!"
"We really didn't think Konan liked anybody because she always bit our heads off if we ever spoke to her." Kakazu said in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Wow, imagine when she's PMSing."
"PMSing?"
"Pissed at Men Syndrome, happens once a month." I said walking down the hall to my new room. Raising a brow when I opened my door I took in how cheap my room looked. There was a bare bed with only a green comforter folded at the end, without a pillow, in a corner. Looking to my right there was another door, my guess it was the bathroom, with a busted light bulb so it was a black space.
"God I'm so tired." I groaned into the bed as I dumped myself on it a cloud of dust expelling from the mattress. Begrudgingly I sat up and began to untie my converse boots setting them aside I contemplated on taking my jean shorts off. It would probably be uncomfortable if I didn't besides my shirt is kind of long. Pulling the blanket up to my chin I realized that I had left the light on. With a grunt I threw one of my boots, without looking, at where I assumed the light switch was. The lights turned off, but it was due more to the fact that my knee length shoe had hit the light bulb instead of the switch. "Damn it!"
A/N: I'm posting this on my way to Austin!
Sarah: Pein scares me now*shivers*
Lia: Which one the type that you get from a gun or the leader of the Akastuki?
Sarah: Haha very funny*rolls eyes*
Erin: God! You guys are too obsessed with fictional characters!
Lia: But they're real*magically pulls Itachi from a hat* Opps! That was suppose to be a rabbit! A weasel is better though! :3
Erin: Weasels suck!
Lia: *gasp* you know Erin. I'm tired of your bitch fits. I'm going to the dark side. *dragging Itachi behind as she walks away*
Sarah: Wait! Lia!
Lia: I'm not doing anymore of these author's notes with you two! Right Itachi!
Itachi: Hn
Lia: So moe *faints*
Sarah: PLEASE REVIEW
Itachi: Hn*dragging Lia away*