Hey there ppl of the internet and fellow authors… This is yet again the same dork of a person stating their name no intent to offend canthelpbutkvetchlove.. XD

Sorry things are progressing slowly but this is just me thinking and pausing and what not.

I don't own Naruto; none of the characters; or anything else you can think of.

Enjoy and please review

Well after standing there for some minutes or so, he decided to knock on the door to see if anyone was home. It wasn't long before he was met with the sleepy eyed masked ninja, "mmm… What are you doing here Naruto?" The white haired ninja rubbing his eyes in a sleepy gesture, "Kakashi, I got something to ask you." Awake now, he led the young blonde inside the house only to see Iruka coming downstairs rubbing his eyes, "Kashi, Who was at the door?"

Naruto wasn't alarmed by this situation, he kind of expected this to happen when Kakashi was gone and late more often than usual and how flustered his old instructor always looked when Kakashi was around, "Hi Iruka." "Hey Naruto, what are you doing here?" Both adults looked at the young blond questioningly as he answered, "I wanted to ask Kakashi sensei … Aabout… Sasuke…."

The white haired nin, just nodded and so they settled onto the couch and continue to talk about what was going on with the young couple. Naruto had told them about the whole 'Sasuke is dating Sakura,' trick and how he was in the hospital and the day he came back from the hospital only to be attacked by a horny Uchiha. All Kakashi could do was nod and Iruka had left way before it got too graphic for him, "Then I asked him about the whole hoax thing and he didn't answer me and I was wondering if you could give me some inside advice?" The older ninja looked off in a direction, "Well Naruto, I don't really know what to tell you. All I can say is that you know him more than I do and that you guys complete each other in ways no one thought could be done. I guess the only answer would be is that you actually sit down together and talk it out."

Right in that moment, Sasuke burst through the door and was panting, crazy eyed and was panicking, "Is Naruto here?" They all looked at the blond man and sighed, "You didn't tell him you were here?" The young blond just tilted his head to the side and replied, "I left a note, I think I left two…" You mean these ones?" Iruka had just picked off two sticky notes off of his back, "Man how did those end up there?"

Sasuke chuckled and smiled, leaving both older ninjas shocked, "Your just too cute for your own good, dobe." Naruto snapped back, "Who you calling a cute dobe!" and pouted. Sasuke strived across the room and kissed the young blond, leaving the blue eyed man breathless, "Come on, Naru there is a nice warm bed at home with sleep written all over it." Naruto didn't give in this time and replied strongliy, "No."

"No? Why?" replied a confused Sasuke..

"well first of all you won't tell me about the hoax and..sniffle.." tears welled up in his eyes as he figured that it was his right to find out what was going on no matter how much it would hurt.

The young raven wound his arms around the trembling blond and replied, "The hoax was something Sakura thought of, she kept telling me that you loved her and that you would never love me. So she said that if it was ok with you that I got married to her than that would prove to be that you didn't love me at all. But I guess she tried to trick me into actually doing it, but when I saw that it was real minister and most of our friends knew than this was something that was over my head and when it was over and I heard that you were in the hospital… all I could think was, 'is he going to be ok?' 'was it an accident?' 'that idiot better not die on me!' and other things that would even drive Neji crazy. So as soon as they pushed us into the honeymoon thing, I stopped there and quickly got a divorce because that pink haired bitch tricked me."

All Naruto could do was stand there and drink in his words, slowly accepting what the raven was telling him and had gripped his arm tight, "You're an ass for not telling me in the first place." "Naruto… mmmph." Naruto had turned and kissed his lover long and deep, pulling him closer, Sasuke for once melting into his blond's ministrations.

"AHEM." Both the older shinobis stood there waiting for them to break apart and when they did, Kakashi just replied, "Go to your own house to ravish your lover. Cause I already want to start on mine's again." "Kakashi…"

Both young men left the house before they were blinded with the older shinobis love for each other and so they could have a lot more fun having a tour of the Uchiha's House that now belongs to both of them.. Lets just say that poor Naruto wasn't able to walk for a few days after that tiring "TOUR" of the house.. XD

Sorry, let me know how it was… kinda of a weird summary and a weird story.. well let me know if you like it or not that would be cool of you ppl..

So until later my peeps, have fun, stay in school, and don't do drugs XD