CHAPTER 2!
(Llamas with Hats 2)
Warnings: Pretty much the same as chapter 1. Minor mention of ItaNaru.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR LLAMAS WITH HATS!
"Itachi! What on earth was all that?" Kisame asked, staring at the sinking, burning ship in the background.
"I'm not sure what you're referring to." Itachi said breezily.
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Itachi."
"Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that."
"Itachi! You ripped off the captain's head with ninja wire!"
"That sounds dangerous." Itachi commented.
"You were kicking children off the side of the ship!"
"Ah, that must've been horrifying to watch."
"And then you started doing...stuff...to a sculpture of that Kyuubi brat."
"Well, thank Kami the children weren't on board to see it."
"Uh, Itachi. Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?"
"Huh. I guess you could say it's all red and sticky."
"Itachi, what're we standing in?"
"Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?"
"No, I would not believe that."
"Um. Melted gumdrops?"
"Nooo."
"The boat nectar?"
"No."
"Some of God's tears?"
"Tell me the truth, Itachi."
"Fine...It's the lovely elderly couple from 2-B."
"ITACHI!"
"Well, they were – uh – taking all the crescent rolls."
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"I will not apologize for art." Itachi said rudely.
Somewhere else, Deidara sneezed. Somebody is talking about art...un.
"Where are the other lifeboats?"
"Well, you won the prize! I didn't even notice that!"
"Where are the other lifeboats Itachi?"
"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them."
"ITACHI!"
"I have a problem. I have a serious problem."
"You are just terrible today!" Kisame said, looking shocked.
"Shh! Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sounds of people drowning, Itachi."
"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."
Aah, Itachi-sama is so terrible today!
Chapter 3 next!