The third installment! This one isn't about Akatsuki, because I immediately thought of how Haku looks like a girl when I watched it.
Warnings: Always the same, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Disclaimer: Me: Itachi-sama! Disclaimer:
Itachi: *sighs* Raven does not own Naruto, me or Llamas with Hats.
Me: I will get the rights to you someday!
"Zabuza-sama, we're supposed to be on vacation!" Haku said, glancing around at all the devastation. Honestly!
"I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here."
"You toppled the South American government, Zabuza-sama!"
"The people have spoken. Viva la Resistance!"
"You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan!"
"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."
"He was trying to stop you pushing other people into a giant fan."
Suddenly, a foot seemed to kick from Zabuza's stomach. "Whoa, that was a foot! I seemed to have swallowed an entire person."
"That would be the hotel bartender."
"Well, that explains why my mojito is taking so long."
"It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake."
"Wow. That sounds pretty awesome."
"I can't go anywhere with you, Zabuza-sama!"
"Oh, that hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong."
"I wanna go home. We're leaving."
"In that case, I should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat."
"What?"
"Well, I'm building a meat drag and not just any meat will do."
"You know what, forget it! I'm not even shocked anymore."
"Aah, that's no fun!"
"This has become the norm for you, Zabuza-sama!"
"I'll have to try harder next time."
"Please don't."
"I feel like I've been issued a challenge."
"ZABUZA-SAMA!"
"It's too late now...you."
"You?" Haku frowned.
"I totally don't remember your name."
"We've known each other for years, Zabuza-sama!"
"And what an impression you've made..."
"My name is Haku."
"What?"
"I said my name is Haku."
"Oh. I thought you were a woman."
"Why would you think that?"
"Mostly the hair. Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure!"
"Well, if you'll excuse me I have some pictures to burn from my secret stash." Haku gaped, his eye twitching as Zabuza strolled away.
DA END!
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