Last installment of A New Problem Arises!

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I know, I know!

Warnings: SAME

Disclaimer: Me: Grell-san, would you do the honours?

Grell: Of course! Raven-chan does not own Naruto or Llamas with Hats.

Me: Onward with the story!

"Itachi!" Kisame complained. "You've tracked mud all over the carpet!"

"Now that right there is a mess."

"I just had it cleaned yesterday, Itachi!"

"I'm not responsible for this. I have been jamming on the saxophone all morning."

"They're clearly your foot prints, Itachi."

"Then there is an impostor on the loose!"

"They lead directly to you!"

"Clue number one; the impostor is a phantom."

"Itachi, stop avoiding-!" A sudden nuclear explosion ripped the wall away from the small house they were staying in. "IIITTAAACCHHHIII!"

"Happy birthday!"

"It's not – please tell me you had nothing to do with this."

"Why don't you blow out your candle?"

"You've gone too far this time, Itachi!"

"What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."

"How did you even do this?"

"A dollop of fairy dust."

"Itachi!"

"I ripped the tag off a mattress."

"This isn't funny, Itachi."

"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded."

"I'm leaving! I've had enough of this."

"But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now."

"What? Why?"

"Because we're...friends." Itachi looked like he swallowed a shuriken that suddenly exploded in his stomach. "And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together."

However touched Kisame was that Itachi thought of him as his friend, eating a human's face was just disgusting. "That isn't friendship, Itachi. That's sick."

"Well then you're probably not gonna like your birthday decorations."

Kisame sighed. "It's not even my – oh my god." Faces that had been ripped off people's heads were tied to the ends of balloon and were floating past them.

"Surprise!"

"Oh! Oh, no! Ah!"

"I'm sorry. I thought you liked faces. Obviously there's a miscommunication."

"This is...awful, Itachi."

"You're right. This is not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head."

"I think I'm gonna throw-oh god one touched me."

"This was clearly the wrong way to go." Itachi mused.

"Ya think, Itachi?" Kisame snapped.

"What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross."

"That isn't the problem, Itachi! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?"

"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence who killed his clan." Itachi answered matter-of-factly.

"Oh."

"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that..."

IT'S REALLY THE END! :O

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