A/N: Okay, so, I'm, like, really sorry that I haven't updated sooner. I've had a lot of stuff to do, so I've had, like, no time to write. That's kind of the reason why this chapter is so short, too. I have finals coming up, so this is like a filler chapter. But I promise the next few chapters will be much more exciting. You guys are gonna find out why Brittany's been doing what she's doing! :D And then it's gonna end Thank you to everybody who's reviewed/favorited and all that, and now I shall end this ridiculously long Author's Note and start the ridiculously short chapter

Chapter 11 – Mr. Schue

"Breaking News on WLMN News at 7.

The Gleeful Murderer has struck again.

In addition to the deaths of Glee Club members Noah Puckerman and Quinn Fabrey on Monday, September 27th, the body of William Schuester, the Glee Club's director, was discovered by his ex-wife Terri Schuester earlier today.

Schuester, or 'Mr. Schue' to his students, was found in the late morning, drowned in what appears to be copious amounts of hair gel in his bathtub.

How said hair gel was brought into the home is currently unknown to authorities.

We were able to get an interview with Schuester's ex-wife.

"I just don't understand." Terri said, running her hand through her disheveled hair, "I… I went to go talk to him in his office, but he wasn't there, and… and I… He's usually never late for work; I thought…I knew something was wrong, and I, I checked his house and he was there and he was - "

Terri broke down in tears, wailing hysterically as the view panned back to the reporter.

"If you have any information on the identity of the Gleeful Murderer, please contact the police at WMH-GLEE, or 964-4533. All tips are anonymous, and all are appreciated."