Dear Santa

Summary: Tushi writes a letter to Santa

Disclaimer: Don't own bleach only my characters

DEAR SANTA

Tushi put his letter into the envelop he was given, and went searching for his childish mother.

"Mom where are you?" He called into the living room

"Here" she called back waving her hand out of office door. He went into the direction the hand was drawn out. He handed her the letter and left the room without saying anything.

"Bye bye Tushiiiii!" She screamed giggling

Nel looked at the letter and began reading it.

Dear Santa or should I say DAD,

I just wanted to tell you that i fucking hate you right now, and that I'm pissed that Santa is not fucking real. I'm even more piss that you think you're so fucking funny by putting coal in my fucking stocking every mother fucking YEAR! Then you think you're even more fucking funny by giving me my gifts the day after fucking Christmas. YOUR A FUCKING DUCHE BAG, and the gifts you give me fucking suck monkey balls.

A flute! A flute a fucking flute, yea dad I'm going to kick some ass with my flute. You're a fucking ass hole. Your probably wondering how I know Santa's not real because I saw your dumbass self putting all the presents at the bottom of the tree. Really dad Santa's not that tall or skinny, you shit head. Does mom even know Santa's not real? Ahaha cant wait till you explain to her that santa is just some fuck tard that lives in our house….. you're dick face giving your oldest son a fucking flute. I just wanted to tell you dad that I fucking hate you and this stupid ass holiday.

From Tushi

P.S- You should stop using profanity and get me better gifts. Fuck face

Nel started bursting out laughing, falling on the floor in the process.

"Neliel what the hell are you doing on the floor?" Nnoitra said with an annoyed face seeing his grown wife on the floor laughing.

Neliel didn't say a word to him as she got up and handed him the letter leaving the room laughing. He looked at the letter trying to burn holes into it ,but without a doubt he began reading it. After finishing it a smirked formed on his face as he silently went upstairs to the room of Tushi, opening the door to have Nel skipping right out of the room making him a little a bit worried and scared. He looked to see his soon glare at him. Bending his foot back and bringing it forward so it made contact with the item in between Nnoitra's legs.

"Oww fuck!" He howled as he fell to the ground holding his balls in his palm to ease the pain he felt.

"You little fuck *cough* what the fuck is your problem!' he roared dangerously to meet with the laughter of Nel in the far distance.

"Don't fucking give me that shit1 Your fucked up you know that!." With that he slammed the door in Nnoitra's face leaving the stunned, pissed off man on the floor wondering.

Later that night when Nnoitra recovered from the little incident earlier that day, lying down on his bed he heard the sound of the door opening. He looked up to see Neliel walk into the door with a santa outfit on. Her green hair painted white, a fake beard roomed on her face.

"What the fuck Neliel are you wearing Neliel" He asked a bored expression on his face

"I felt bad for earlier sooooo.. I told Tushi that Santa was coming early" She said lying down on the opposite side of him still in the Santa costume.

"Your not taking it off?"

She started at him with wide eyes "but with if any of the kids come in and see us…."

" NO! You idiot I mean, your not going to take off your suit and go put on something more comfortable?"

"OOO! Hahaha I thought you were trying to sway me into doing the nasty with you" She said giggling, but still not taking off the suit.

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