Hello my friends!

Thanks to the fifteen people so far from america, puerto rico, and some other places for reading my story. I have no reviews and anonymous reviews are enabled so you all have no excuse. :D

Anyways I decided to go ahead and write another chapter. Even though It's not my style anymore to write fast and the fact that my oldest sister is about to commit suicide 12 hours away in NC...

Have a fun time reading!

Disclaimer: I'm not sure, but I'm positive that I don't own kung fu panda 1 or 2

I do own the story, my characters, the cd my brother bought, and the first movie.

And right now I have to go to a friends house until my bro and sis pick me up since I can't "be" by myself...bloody heck.

Learning a New Trade is a Mistake

Several hours later on a beech near Gongman city...

"Ohhh my head..." groaned a wolf lying on the beech soaked to the bone with sand sprayed all over him. He managed to get to his feet but noticed something interesting. "I'm a wolf? Is this the afterlife?" He questioned looking up at the sun and surveying the beech around. His eyes focused on two shapes coming towards him. One was very small but the other was of a decent size, a bit taller then him he judged. Eyes clearing into a not so much blur they saw a orange tiger blur and a tan bunny who while pointing at him said something to the tiger. Eyes clearing more and wobbling a little bit the wolf noticed the orangey tiger blur moving towards him with a bunny behind some feet away doing some sort of chopping motions.

At that moment his eyes fully cleared. "Oh crap!" He turned and began running to the right side of the beach, but more like a drunken walk than anything else. For the "orange blur" turned out to be moving towards him at a fast pace claws extended.

"Oh god help me! I'm in this animal world full of tigers and one is going to kill me." Turning around he saw the tiger had gotten on all fours to close the distance fast. "hmm...let's see." getting down he ran a few paces but getting down caused the blood to rush to his head...blackout...and thump...bodyplant into the sand...

another few hours later...

"mmmm that hurts." groaned the wolf. Looking around he spotted that he was with several other wolves, in jail of course. There were thin wolves, big thick strong ones, and two perfectly formed wolves. One was him another was next to him lying unconcious on the ground. A number of white bloodied bandages were wrapped around the wolves' waist. Looking down he noticed there were bandages on him also. All in the same position almost as the other dude's bandages.

A few minutes and the wolf woke up groaning in pain. Looking around the now awake wolf looked up from his position on his side up at the face of the wolf who was returning the stare. A smile lit up on his face and he managed to get out, "Filtiarn! my friend! you have saved me." The wolf boss said a smile on his face.

"Filtiarn? That's my name?"

"haha! any bonk on the head from that ship plus several knives in you would explain it!"

"Oh..." The late coast guarder replied finally understanding what had happened to the person who used to use his body. "miserable way to spend the after life." mumbled Filtiarn.

"haha! we're not dead yet." Laughed the wolf boss

Then Filtiarn remembered that mumbling doesn't work with a bunch of wolves around with expert hearing.

A few more hours later...(My favorite sentence)

"Alright I see that you're awake. Follow me." Commanded a snake slithering up to the jail door and opening it. Looking up and seeing no one else was moving Filtiarn got up and walked out following the snake to another part of the jail that was furnished and decently clean. Presumably the guard baracks. Slithering in the snake got up on a chair behind a makeshift table with some forms spread across it and a few calligraphy pens to one side. Looking up she picked out some papers while telling Filtiarn to sit down. "okay your name?"

"uh, Filtiarn?"

Scribbly some words and his name on the sheet of paper and writing down some of his features on the side of it. Looking up every now and then for particular markings or color patterns, and birthmarks etc on Filtiarn.

"Occupation?"

"uhhhhh wolf?"

"ahaha very funny, you look like you are a blacksmith?" She raised her eyebrow in question.

"oh yeah, i'm uh a blacksmith." Filtiarn replied

"good! We could use one."

"Use one?"

"Yes you signed up for the rehibilitation program that was made for the wolves that are still alive."

"oooh...right..."

"Where do you want to go? We have the following choices available. The Village of Death, The Valley of Misery, and the Valley of Peace."

"uh... maybe the valley of peace?"

"..? Interesting... You are the only wolf who chose that place." She looked up from her papers smiling at him. Uneasy Filtiarn shifted a bit.

"Why did none of the other wolves not select the Valley of Peace? It sounds nice to me."

"Oh, all the other villages and valleys have a poor defence force. Meaning that people can do whatever they want. At the valley of peace however you have the Dragon warrior, Master Shifu, Crane, Tigress, Monkey, Mantis, and me..." She droned on a little bit as Filtiarn suddenly realized his poor choice. He was going to be forced to do all the blacksmithying, working for a living, take showers, wait they have baths he thought up also. ueh public only. He scrunched up his face without realizing at the sudden thought. Viper noticed and chuckled evily knowing what the unknowing wolf just chose.

"Could I change th..."

A goosed walked in whispering to Viper.

"Nope, sorry we are now booked all the others who signed up for blacksmith have taken the other locations."

"_." He said under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing..."

"Good! now follow me. You were my last subject and since we'll be going the same place you can come with me and the other masters..."

"Crap."

Okay just so ya'll know I'm not going to write another random jerk becoming a master at the Jade Palace because I want to be different. XD As best as possible of course. This character unlike Nikoli doesn't reflect my personality making it somewhat easier and maybe not so weird or emberrasing to write.

Ahh...finally over several days I have finished it.

As always R&R