Okay, it's now time to start the ASEAN meeting. In this meeting, we will discuss matters of Southeast Asia ~ana.'' Thailand, the host of this meeting, clasp his hands

''Whatever Thai, I still own that ancient temple.'' Cambodia gave a shrug. Thailand's cheeks reddened in anger.

''No! They're mine!''

''Why don't we talk about more recent things? Like the Spratlys. We need to teach China a lesson.''

''I agree! China's been getting on his high horse and claims the entire sea. By the way, take your ships off my property.'' Philippines slammed her fist against the table.

"Yours? Don't bite off anymore than you deserve. You are having military drills off my shore, Vietnam. Philippines get that hand off my coconut.'' Brunei yelled at the two female nations.

''Oi, Brunei, don't get cocky, some of your property happens to be mine. You have enough oil fields as it is, don't need to snatch some of my tourists as well." Malaysia argued.

"What! You have enough tourists thank to your Penang and Malacca old towns. I still need tourists as my oil fields are going to run out." Brunei shot back as he raised a hand to punch Malaysia back. Laos and Myanmar exchanged notes on how to prank Thailand, preferably by painting Shinatty on his back while Indonesia started caricaturing Phillippines in a most inappropriate fashion.

"Everyone stop what they're doing and shut up!" Singapore yelled. All froze.

"If we can't come up with anything like the Copenhagen meeting, my boss will kill me for sure. Aiyah, I'll probably get chewed out by LKY, wait," Singapore paused and frowned, "He's not in office anymore. Shame."

"Which boss? You have a President and a Prime Minister, Singapura." Malaysia snickered as Singapore aimed a kick at his head.

"Let's have East Timor in!" Indonesia said cheerfully.

"No! One, he won't be able to meet the requirements set for each ASEAN nation to improve it's economy. Two, he's gonna take some of the budget away from us!" Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos vetoed the idea.

"Damned." Indonesia bent down.

"Sorry East, I tried." The small boy crawled out of the drawer. The other nine nations stared.

"What is he doing here? Get out!" Vietnam threw him out of the window.

"East Timor! You heartless woman!" Indonesia threw himself at Vietnam while the others resumed their fighting.

"Does every meeting go like this?" One new foreign minister asked his counterpart. The other nodded and all ten sighed.

"It's even worse when China, Japan, or Korea step in. Hang on," one of them dialled and called Japan's phone number.

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Japan, can you come to this address, without your foreign minister."

"I would like to, but I don't have the time." The phone hung up immediately. The foreign minister sighed and turned to the new one.

"All ASEAN nations, with the exception of Thailand dislike Japan and would willingly team up to beat him up, but I think Japan won't be so easily tricked now."

"There goes our last trump card out of the window." All ten sat back and watched the nations fight.