Hetalia Chapter 4

"All right now, we better talk about the Spratlys…" Vietnam was about to start on a rant about China until Singapore cleared his throat.

"What is it, Singapore?"

"Do you think we are spending too much time on this Spratly Island business? Don't you think that what you are doing is colonization?" The room fell into silence. All had been colonized by the European Countries during the nineteenth century.

In Singapore's head, he started to think about the miserable times he had spent in England's house, together with Malaysia, Hong Kong and the rest of the colonies. He shivered at the thoughts of the inedible food he was forced to eat everyday under England's care. Malaysia was known as Malaya then, and Singapore had always relied on him for raw materials.

Malaysia was thinking about the time Singapore had snatched most of the things from him. After all, Singapore had snatched trade from Malacca, Penang and other ports. Even when he was the great Melaka Sultanate, he had always worried about Singapore and when Netherlands came, both burnt down Singapore's docks.

Indonesia was thinking about the various paintings that had been shipped to Holland of his scenery. "And the bastard hasn't even paid me back compensation for ill-treatment yet."

Cambodia however was thinking about the various ill-treatment he had faced from France and China, followed by his own Khmer Rouge. Ah, if only the great Khmer Kingdom was up to its greatness once more.

Myanmar was thinking about the various ills he had been subjected to by England, especially the disrespect from the soldiers and policeman.

Brunei worried about his existence nearly being wiped off the map by England when Malaysia fell to England and he's own security was threatened.

Laos wondered if France groping colonies was normal. After all, out of the France Indo-China possessions, he had been molested the most by the perverted country.

Phillippines was thinking about her former masters, Spain and America. Spain was a good guy, but he played favorites and was strict with her. And America, oh that guy…

"Hey Phillippines, you there, I'm America! From today on, you're my servant! First things first, give me a coconut!"

"Hey, you can't take things without paying!"

Vietnam was having a rather nasty atmosphere around her which scared Laos and Cambodia. She however was thinking about the good old times.

"Vietnam, now you're my penal colony." China had possessed her for nearly a thousand years, treating her like how England treated Australia, a place for criminals.

"Hello, Vietnam~! What big breasts do you have. Would you mind telling me what is your breast cup size?" Then France took over. However, after the war ended...

"W-who could h-have k-known y-you were so sc-scary..." France whimpered as Vietnam slammed him with one of her paddles, while Laos followed. From there, it was a succession of what China could have said," 100 strikes to the backside."

"Fufufu, China, you sure did know how to punish your criminals, even if you are a jerk most of the time." The aura around Vietnam was just like Russia and Laos took several steps away from the smiling Vietnam.

"Ana~." Thailand tried to break the sudden atmosphere, only to have every other ASEAN nation glaring at him.

Thailand did not get colonized after all.

"Why were you so damned lucky!" Cambodia attacked Thailand.

"Huh? Are you trying to find a way for the fighting to resume again, commie? I would let you know, the Puea Thai scored a huge victory and I'm feeling lenient just right now, so don't ruin my mood ana~." Thailand fought off Cambodia, only to be surrounded by Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam. Myanmar had brought in a few guns.

All four were socialist. Poor Thailand.

"Save me ana~!"

A/N: Wow, there are a lot of socialist countries in mainland Southeast Asia. Thailand seems to be the only one that's not communist. Strange.

I've got eight reviews, thanks! Especially solitarycloud, thank you for supporting this story! Sorry, school started and there were not much interesting news. Spratly-san was not invited because he does not have indigenous people while East Timor is hiding in Indonesia's bag. He was reminiscing about Dutch colonial rule too.

I am currently reading up on Southeast Asia history. Please give me some tips on what to write, thanks! If not, Singapore is going to be the one starring in this, and we can't have that (pompous) ass in here can't we! (Is a Singaporean). Indonesia is the home of my father, but we are Chinese! (Gets shot)