Hello! It's 10.40 right now and I really shouldn't be doing this. But hell, I will, even if it kills me! (Or places me under ISA)

"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a monkey, and you look like one too!" All nine nations and Timor Leste congratulated Singapore.

"Thanks! Except for you, Malaysia." Singapore had a happy grin on his face.

"Ow, I am hurt, not."

"Whatever, you're still jealous of my national day parade!"

"That was forty five years ago!"

"Alright, don't fight already." Philippines calmed the two nations down. "It's still rather creepy though, being kicked out of the Malay Federation. I even caught your prime minister crying on television!"

"Alright, and by the way Singapore, your former minister mentor looked like a senile idiot! No wonder the PAP lost! The number one enemy should just," Malaysia was saved from a rampaging Singapore by Indonesia, who clamped his palm over Malaysia's mouth. Brunei restrained Singapore, who had taken out a pair of handcuffs.

"Take that back! Or I'll fine you even more!"

"Is that all you are going to do, fine me! Who knows, I might even block the causeway."

"Please stop fighting! Because of you, Mr. Thailand and Cambodia are fighting as well!" A voice resounded through the room. Both pairs paused.

"Who said that!" Vietnam looked around. Laos blocked her vision.

"It's the ghost in the corner." Vietnam looked embarrassed.

"Oh, it's him. I thought it was America,"

"No, that's Canada you were thinking off who speaks like that." Philippines corrected her. "Why are we doing this again?"

"The longer we don't acknowledge him, the better." Singapore spoke wisely. Meanwhile, Myanmar was sneaking looks towards the slightly transparent redhead.

"Am I ever going to have a say in this again?" ASEAN sighed to himself.

ASEAN: He's a redhead who was born on the 9th of August 1967, two years after Singapore's independence. He is best friends with the European Union, and the United Nations.

The others generally ignore him as they feel that they should not be united in the ASEAN way style. If ASEAN became opaque, it meant that they've lost their values as countries, so in order to keep personal self interests, they do not contribute to him much, seeing how the European Union nearly caused the collapse of Europe through the Euro.

Myanmar sighed. He was finally having a civilian government, after years of military rule. And better still, Aung San Suu Kyi was finally released from house arrest.

"Good morning Miss Aung, I am your host for today, for the Yangon state visit. You may address me as Ri." Myanmar smiled to the Nobel Peace Prize winner. The woman looked puzzled.

"Have I seen you before?" Myanmar started to sweat furiously. He started to repeat to himself ,"A country must never reveal its nationhood, A country must never reveal its nationhood,"

"That's right, you were with my father long ago. How old are you right now?" The woman seemed oblivious to Myanmar's continuous flushing.

"Myan! Myan!" Myanmar started to panic, was it America again! He usually took his own presidents away for the day and cause them huge damage, would he damage the precious general's daughter as well? Oh dear god, he was going to kill Alfred. Why do Caucasians have to be so oblivious!

"Myan! I asked if you could have a holiday, but I didn't know that you were meeting with Miss Suu Kyi." It was England. Thank the lord!

"Are you friends?" Suu Kyi looked confused.

"Yeah, I am Arthur Kirkland, from the embassy." Myanmar quietly thanked England under his breath. He was saved!

"Then you couldn't be the person with my father. He was always strictly anti-British." Suu Kyi shook her head. Myanmar bowed his head in shame. That was years ago, and he was hard-headed enough to be swayed by the military...

A/N: National Day Parade! I went and flew a kite! And sorry for not updating!