Sonic Life Book 1"Oh Crap"
"You What?" Screamed a very mad Amy. "I got into a fallout with my boss. Said a very ashamed Sonic. "Look, I'm sorry Amy, I don't know what got into me." "Well you better figure it out soon. I mean geez, who does this kind of stuff?" "He was asking for it." "You know what, Sonic? I'm going to go apologize to that man for your behavior" she said as she stormed her way out of the house on her way to chili hut. "Oh Crap!" Said Sonic as he grabbed his phone and called Tails. "Yeah Sonic?" "Dude, Amy is pissed and she's angry what do I do?" "Ok what's she trying to do as of now?" "She's on her way to chili hut now, to apologize to the boss." "Ok, I believe you should run to Mexico and-" "Tails this is serious!" Said Sonic as he hung up and ran to the restaurant. "Mr. Hotshot?" "Well hello you are?" "I'm Amy Rose, nice to meet you." "My pleasure. What could I do for you?" "Well I wanted to apologize for Sonics' behavior yesterday." "I wont press charges if you go on a date with me." "Why would you want to go with me? Besides I am already dating someone." "Oh that's too bad guess ill have to-" He never got to finish those sentences for he was crushed by Eggman's Egg-o-matic. "Haha, Amy do you like?" "Eggman stay away from me!" The machine being operated by Eggman took her away and stored her in Chemical Plant zone. "Hello, Sonic!" "Eggman, how did you get into my screen's interference?" "nevermind that. I got Amy, and theres nothing you can do about it!" "We'll see about that Egghead." And with that, Sonic ran out the door to find eggman and destroy him for what he thinks may be the end. Sonic proceeded to destroy the giant robot. "Damn Sonic, this isn't the-" He tried to finish but Sonic threw a rock destroying the pod he was in. "Sonic, you saved me again!" "It's my job Amy" he said as he leaned in to kiss her. "Damn, now I am unemployed!" yelled a very angry Tails.
At Sonic, Tails and Knuckles Apartment
"Hey Tails, how did you and Sonic meet?" "Well it all started back in the summer of '92."
92'
"Well I finally did it, after hours of giving this plane a new coat of paint and some additional features, I can finally get off this island and go somewhere else before the blue guy comes back." "Hey!" "Ah Shit!" "What did you do to my plane?" "Nothing sir, it wasn't me honestly I swear." " Yeah right, wait, are you fucking laughing?" "Wait, who, what, me, no no not at all sir I promise." "Oh shit kid, I knew you would think this is a joke. And quite frankly I have a some jokes of my own." "Oh fuck, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" "Get back here you little fuckhead!"
"Wow, that was quite a weird meeting." "Nah he just stole my wallet." "Oh, ok." Sonic runs in. "Hey guys check this out, there are finally ways I can get a job with the president of the united states." "Good luck at that." Said Knuckles. "No way it can beat my job at, 1,960,000 dollars a day." "may not but I can get a good deal" "Sonic, me and Cream lost the house, is it ok if I move back in with you?" "Sure thing Pal"
Amy POV
Ok, ok, that was so weird, first I yell at Sonic then he just talks to me normal, usually he would flip out on me. Oh well, since I don't have any kids I'll go look for a job. ~2 hours later~ Dang, job seeking is tough, anyway I got a job at the smoothie shack. What sucks is Silver works there, he's funny and all but he likes me. He tried to date me, oh I don't know 8 years ago. But I told him no, four times and counting.
"Ok, im your boss Mr. Moneyman." "Aren't you the one who employed Knuckles?" "Yep, your salary a day is 5,000,000!" "Holy Crap your kidding?" "Nah, so I'll throw in an extra 5,000,000. Take care now." Ok this great I got a high paying job and now I can finally tell sonic and he can get a job here and we'll be billionaires in no time.
Cream POV
I love Tails so much but lately he's been disappearing down this long road every now and then. And it makes me wonder, is it another woman. I read all his texts and they're from Fiona. Makes a Teen Wonder. "Tails can we talk?" "Sure honey what's up." "Well you've been talking to Fiona lately right?" "uh, how did you find out about that?" "I've seen the texts and I want to meet her." "OK!" So tails takes me to meet this Fiona person. And oh my gosh, she is was incredibly HOT! And tails acts like he doesn't notice her flirting, but he does, I can see in his bashful blue eyes.
Rouge POV
Me and knuckles had sex to celebrate his new job, and let me tell you, it was awesome, so tomorrow I'm going to get a job at that school as a side job. It will be great.
"Well Knuckles, I can't believe you are staying in my apartment." "Hey I need a place o stay" "Why don't you stay at rouge's house?" "She doesn't like guests." "Well this guest happens to be her husband!" "Hey bruh chill, seriously!" "Your not BLACK, ok? So stop acting like it, it's getting on my nerves." "Fine Mr. Blue Bitch. I'll stop but I ain't moving, EVER!" "You will if I say you are." "What's that?" said knuckles as he re-entered the room. "Nothing PAL." "Smart Choice of Words Sonic the hedgehog."
Tails POV
It's about time I go to my favorite place, so I can live my life as a happy fox, I wonder whats in store.
"Hey Amy want to snuggle at my condo tonight?" "No Silver I don't like you like that, me and Sonic are fine without you butting in." "Ok baby, just tell me if you change your mind." "That's it! I had it!" Screamed Amy as she lunged at Silver. Piko Piko hammer In hand.
